@Acadian: Hmmm, as I see it, Sten and Susanna became lovers when he first arrived at Windhelm a few years ago, then their relationship naturally evolved into one of close friendship. Susanna is physically affectionate (and as we will see, so is Lili), and Sten is still a lusty man.

And yes, Sten is correct in his assessment of Talos, Stormcloak and Imperial don't matter.
@SubRosa: I did think of the submachine gun as well. And yes, I agree Sten doesn't jam, or go off half-cocked! As for the stink of necromancy, Lili is experienced enough to not jump to conclusions. You are absolutely correct that she will wait until she has evidence one way or another. I like to show Lili as assuming the best of folks until proven otherwise, but she is also wary of certain personality types.
@Lena: I agree with both you and Acadian that the mages "robes" in Skyrim are darn attractive and practical. I remember back in the day when tunics and tabards were the rage, especially when paired with jeans. Too bad they went out of style so quickly - I loved wearing them myself.
@Grits: Susanna is one of those characters who just take over the keyboard whenever I bring her into the scene. Like dogs and children, she steals the show! And yes, Sten is very careful about determining where he stands with Lili, as she does likewise.
As our intrepid trio Lili, Sten and Star trek toward a forsaken spot in the frozen mountains of the Pale, Lili is asked what is the stupidest thing she's ever done.
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Middas 20 Last Seed - Stupid ActionsLili caught the flicker of self-doubt in Stenvar’s gaze when he turned to look back at her. She tossed her head back and laughed. “I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours,” she teased. Star yipped at the tone in her voice and bounced between the two of them, his tail waving above his back.
Relief passed over his face, then he joined in her laughter. “Fair enough,” he nodded. She resumed walking toward the stone bridge. “Well?” he asked when she reached his side.
“Let me think,” Lili responded, the roar of the falls nearly drowning out her voice. “So many to choose from.”
He chuckled as they crossed the River Yorgrim and followed the road as it turned back west. “By the way, we’re in the Pale now. This area is part of Dawnstar’s Hold. Up ahead is Anga’s Mill, that’s the first place we come to that’s part of the Pale.”
“Thank you, that’s really helpful,” Lili responded. She recalled something Stenvar had mentioned the other day. “Dawnstar - that’s sworn to Jarl Stormcloak, correct?”
“Correct,” Stenvar nodded. “So we’re still in Stormcloak territory, if you’re curious.” He shot her a blue glance as they strode up the slope toward the upper reaches of the River Yorgrim, Star quartering the road ahead of them. “So, what was the most stupid thing you ever did as a kid?”
“Well, I’m sure I’ve done more stupid things than that, but what comes to mind is the day I tried to pull a sleeping senche’s tail.”
“Senche?” Stenvar repeated. “What’s that?”
“Big cat, one of the top predators in Valenwood,” Lili responded.
“Oh, do tell me more,” Stenvar’s tone turned amused.
“There was this senche that lived outside our village, and had multiple overlooks it liked to relax on between hunts. Our clan always left him alone, and he never entered our graht-oak compound. All the children were warned to stay away from him, and to never disturb him.” Lili inhaled slowly against long forgotten memories. “But my cousins dared me to go and pull that senche’s tail while he was sleeping.”
“How old were you?”
“Maybe ten, twelve years old?” Lili mused. “Remember, mer mature slower than humans. I was just out of the toddler stage at that time.”
“Hmm, so like our five year olds?” Stenvar waved at Anga as they passed her lumber mill. Star scattered the chickens before Lili called him back to her side. They moved past the workers’ house and continued up the hill.
“Something like that, yes,” Lili agreed. “So we went out and found the senche napping on his favorite rock, and I crept up, as sneaky as you like, to pull that tail. But when I was just about to touch it, he woke up.”
Stenvar inhaled sharply. “Yikes! What happened next?”
“Well, my cousins had the foresight to tie a vine rope around my waist, and they were at the other end of it. When he woke up and came at me tooth and claw, they yanked hard on the rope. I went flying across the forest floor . . .” Lili swept her hand quickly from left to right, “right into my cousins. We all got up on our feet and ran for our lives back to the graht-oak. We didn’t stop until we were high up in its branches. Our elders scolded us for bothering the senche.”
“Did the senche come into the compound?” Stenvar asked. Lili shook her head.
“But our elders came after us and punished us for it! They made us give our next kills to him as an apology.” She laughed. “All I could do was snare squirrels, fortunately he quite liked them.”
Stenvar laughed as well.
I do like his laugh. It makes me smile. “Did you ever pull a senche’s tail again?”
“Nope!” Lili shook her head. She turned her gaze up at him. “Your turn!”
“Well, let’s see now . . . “ Stenvar made a show of stroking his close cropped beard and mumbling to himself. “I could tell you about the time I went into a hibernating bear’s den, but that’s not what I did, that’s my Da’s story.”
“I don’t want your Da’s story,” Lili found it difficult to keep the amusement out of her voice. “I want your story. What did you do as a child that gave your Ma gray hair?”
“Ma doesn’t have . . .” Stenvar paused and shot her a glance. He chuckled again. “Well, I did try to ride her favorite cow into battle. Five years old, and I wanted to be just like my Da. I found a stick that I pretended was a blade, and tried to get up on Thistle’s back. She didn’t budge, just kept grazing. I got the milking stool, that got me up on her back. Then she kicked it away, and there I was, stuck on Thistle’s back. Da was away at market with my sisters, and Ma was in the garden on the other side of the house.” Stenvar’s gaze grew distant. “I had the brilliant idea to ride her over by the fence, I could use that to get down. So I hit her with the stick . . . “
“Poor Thistle!” Lili exclaimed. “You were a cruel boy!”
“Thistle, like all good Nord cows, had a thick coat - she didn’t feel a thing,” Stenvar countered self defensively. “She just kept grazing. So I called Fenrik over - that was our herding dog. He barked at me as if to scold me for being on top of Thistle. I told him to get her over by the fence. Thistle wasn’t having any of it, kept shaking her horns at Fenrik. Finally Ma came over to see what all the commotion was about - boy did I get it!” Again that hearty laugh. “She made me milk Thistle for the next sevenday! Twice a day!”
Lili considered his words. “Just how hard is it to milk a cow?” she wondered out loud.
“I’m sure that can be arranged,” Stenvar responded, still chuckling. “If we come across a farmer with a milk cow we can ask if you can learn.”
Finally they reached the top of the long slope. Lili paused to catch her breath and take in her surroundings.
I don’t feel that cold. These clothes Hermir gave me are really effective at keeping me warm. Behind them the sun, hidden by a thin overcast, hung halfway up the eastern sky. She gasped at the view laid out below. Windhelm was a dark smear on the northern bank of the White River, and both watercourses glimmered in the weak sunlight. Tall mountains towered north of them, marching from the city westward into a snowy pine forest. The road, barely visible in the snowdrifts, wound through the pines along the range.
“We should reach Forsaken Cave around noon,” Stenvar commented. “We’ve made good time this morning. No wolves either, which is good, too. There’s a pack that usually hangs along this road attacking travelers.”
“No sign of them?” Lili cast her glance around, and inhaled deeply. All she could smell was snow and ice - lots of both.
“No, not even a howl.” Stenvar shook his head. “Could mean a bad storm is coming up.”
“We may have to camp inside the cave if that happens,” Lili remarked.
“Or take shelter at the inn in Heljarchen. That’s just a couple hours’ walk up the road past the cave.” Stenvar cast another glance at the western sky. “Depends on the weather, though. It can change very quickly.”
“We should be ready for whatever comes,” Lili thought of the rations in her backpack. Stenvar met her gaze.
“I’ve got the bedrolls in my backpack, and of course a wood axe for firewood.” He hitched the straps over his shoulders. “Between the two of us, we should be able to camp in the cave if it comes to that.” He grinned. “But I’d prefer to sleep in an inn after a bellyful of ale to warm my bones!”
Lili chuckled. “I’m not one to deny myself any creature comforts I can get!” She looked ahead at the road. “What should I look for?”
“If I remember correctly,” Stenvar mused, blue eyes already scanning the roadside, “there’s a clearing with small menhirs in a row leading to the cave entrance. That’ll be the first thing you’ll see on the north side of the road.”
The clouds grew thicker as they walked on, and now Lili could feel the wind blowing out of the mountains, pushing against her right side.
It’s getting colder, should I pull out the fur cloak? The cowl is keeping the cold off my head and shoulders, but my legs and feet are starting to feel it. “Here we are,” Stenvar’s voice broke through the wind. Lili looked up from her footing to see a cluster of snowberry bushes surrounding a row of small standing stones -
menhirs, Stennvar called them - that ran back from the road into the mountainside.
“Good, let’s get inside out of this wind,” Lili paused to scan the surrounding forest. At her side Star stood ready, his ears tipped forward, his stance relaxed. “Seems Star is telling us there is nothing to concern us between us and that cave.”
“Let’s go, then,” Stenvar led the way past the menhirs toward the dark crevice in the mountainside.