Oh.. My god. This thread is hereby deemed the womb of wax-poetry, in which a personal best of loud laughter was seeded.
On the less ammusing note, I'd like to issue a formal apology for bringing waxing poetry to the front page, on which my contributions obviously should focus greatly on easy comprehension and readability, as all other news and posts on the site do and as you suggest. I'll take this to heart, and will try to avoid "waxing up my posts" more than necessary, so as for people to keep posting replies of such epic ammusement.

Really, I'm very sorry to have caused this linguistic comotion. I'll be a good boy -- be posting crystal clear, easy reads from now on.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention (as well as everyone else's...)

In all appropriateness, *wax-seals thread*.