Warning:After reading this you'll never think of Kiln the same again...
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Jinx finally returned with the bottle of brandy and knocked on the door of the home once again.
"We have your booze sir." Jinx said loudly
Someone stumbling around the house tipped over something heavy and opened the door slightly,
"Show it to me!" he said holding out his hand
Jinx held the bottle and the man inside snatched it from him and pulled the cork from the lid.
"Hmmmm....this is good brandy." he said opening the door and waving them inside
As York and Jinx stepped in Kiln watched them set the table back up and York whispered something to Caius. After a few moments the old white haired imperial stood from the bed and walked a few steps before leaning over on Kiln.
"So you...are Kiln? You don't look like much of a warrior." Caius said looking him over and nearly falling over backwards before Jinx caught him
"So can he help us or not sir?" York asked Caius
"So you want to join the blades?" Caius said now sitting on the bed
Kiln stood for a moment thinking of the possibilities of becoming a spy and the fact that York needed his help.
"Yes sir, what must I do?" Kiln asked the old drunk
"Well...can you dance?" he asked laughing at him
"I suppose...when the situation calls for it..." Kiln said before being cut off by the happy old man
"Excellent! Dance." he said laughing
Kiln danced around by himself for a few moments, this was the ultimate act of humiliation.
Caius threw a skirt in the middle of the floor,
"Now put that on." he yelled between drinks of the brandy
"Forget this, I'm out of here." Kiln said kicking the skirt back at him
"Alright...thats enough...most men wouldn't have gone that far to join us." Caius stood seeming at least three times more sober as he shook his head
York and Jinx laughed at him. Had this been some sick test of loyalty? Apparently so...at least he'd passed it.
They led him outside and explained to him that they were heading off to some distant ashlander tribe to see if York can get them to test him against the nerevarine prophecies and they wanted Kiln to act as an escort.
"We can only allow you to go with us on one condition." York said seriously
"What would that be?" Kiln asked
"No more dancing." York said looking at him
They were off to the Silt Strider port to go to the nearest town and make their way to the camp on foot.
This post has been edited by Kiln: Aug 22 2005, 08:00 PM
He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche