When (you heard me!) elected, I vow to put electric eels into Alexander's underpants. Furthermore, I will chase Darkwing through the streets of Manchester dressed in a wedding gown singing "Sweet Home Alabama".

Also:
I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!QUOTE(BobV @ Aug 21 2005, 03:37 PM)
Stargelman has rigged it. *nodnod* When can we expect the war on Iraq, mr. Stargel-dent?
This is outrageous! I don't need to resort to cheating! This is the work of people who are working against the very beliefs I hold dear, against liberty and freedom! The agitators must not win! Thus:
VOTE STARGELMAN!
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