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The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! |
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BobV |
Aug 30 2005, 02:57 PM
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Mouth

Joined: 28-June 05
From: Mordor/Netherlands

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Being EVIL, I've decided to do that.
OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES
DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses HQ: Cretacious Period Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions
Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs HQ: Moonbase Army: Samurai Snipers
Override: Overlord of all things BOOM HQ: Chinese sweatshop Army: Overworked Chinese children
Minque: Mistress of all things POOF HQ: Facility in North Atlantic Army: Finland Navy
Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming HQ: Mormon National Bank Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild
Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons. HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)
ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP HQ: Secret Police Complex Army: Death's Hand Secret Police
Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild HQ: Somewhere on the Moon Army: Ninjas
Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD) HQ: Carribean? Army: Pirates
Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp) Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)
BobV: Food Khan HQ: McDonald's Parking lot Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)
Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office) Army: n/a
Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa" HQ: Laputa Army: Laputa's army
Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity. HQ: South Pole Army: Pending
DoomedOne, can I, along with fastfood monsters, create fastfood drones? They will be bred in breeding facilities using the McDonalds chain as a front, and when eaten, will implant a mechanical chip into the digestive system of the unfortunate fools, which will allow us to control them. Ain't I teh evil. Should you desire a tribute, we can send a few truckloads of unmodified fastfood to you or anyone else you want to recieve it.
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Slackers of the world, unite!"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW 
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ShogunSniper The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread Aug 30 2005, 12:06 PM Wolfie Shouldn't you post the list of our titles and ... Aug 30 2005, 12:09 PM Chumbaniya Don't get me wrong BobV, the Pirates Against W... Aug 30 2005, 03:15 PM BobV I only copypasted it, 'twas posted by the boss... Aug 30 2005, 03:17 PM Megil Tel-Zeke LMAO " k guys, It's craft time, everyone ... Aug 30 2005, 03:19 PM BobV Dude. That's EVIL. Aug 30 2005, 03:30 PM DoomedOne I was making fun of your pirate thing chumba. Rea... Aug 30 2005, 03:32 PM BobV Very well then.
*begins producing genetically mod... Aug 30 2005, 03:34 PM minque
Aaaaarrrgghhhh You canŽt be serious!
*pick... Aug 30 2005, 03:38 PM gamer10 Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevan... Aug 30 2005, 08:12 PM ShogunSniper now would you like those squirrels regular or gene... Aug 30 2005, 08:24 PM gamer10
Perhaps if they could have two extra hands on th... Aug 30 2005, 08:30 PM Megil Tel-Zeke i'd also recommend retractable claws, as to no... Aug 30 2005, 08:37 PM Dantrag you may use nuclear waste to fill the baloons with... Aug 30 2005, 08:51 PM ED 209 Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an idea, how about, w... Aug 30 2005, 08:52 PM OverrideB1 Hmmm, my army of Chinese Sweatshop workers are ins... Aug 30 2005, 08:53 PM Megil Tel-Zeke bit lame ED.
that all you got? Aug 30 2005, 08:57 PM ED 209
At least I've got an army, and a dark dank c... Aug 30 2005, 09:09 PM  Chumbaniya
Never, EVER make fun of the pirates. Incidentall... Aug 31 2005, 12:26 AM BobV Make it 1 million dollars and the ownership of Bet... Aug 30 2005, 09:06 PM BobV Love chambers?! If all you do all day is makin... Aug 30 2005, 09:10 PM DoomedOne My orders of business:
Gamer, Bobv didn't get... Aug 30 2005, 09:35 PM ED 209
Hmmm...........I'll do it, if only because m... Aug 30 2005, 10:05 PM gamer10
*stores permit in safe*
I grant you permission ... Aug 30 2005, 09:46 PM gamer10 My Oligarchy of Utah and Wyoming just formally dec... Aug 30 2005, 09:58 PM ShogunSniper The testing phase of para-hitler space suits has b... Aug 30 2005, 09:55 PM Megil Tel-Zeke I grant permission of using said contaminants and ... Aug 30 2005, 10:02 PM gamer10 Update: Paratrooping Squirrels are currently being... Aug 30 2005, 10:06 PM ShogunSniper
wow, thats like a rocket. something that fast sh... Aug 30 2005, 10:16 PM minque My army of finnish marines are now under the comma... Aug 30 2005, 10:11 PM gamer10 May I request the assistance of your Finnish Marin... Aug 30 2005, 10:12 PM minque
Naturally..IŽll tell General Rane immediately.... Aug 30 2005, 10:14 PM DoomedOne Update on the Civil War between the (former) Unite... Aug 30 2005, 10:16 PM ShogunSniper
roflmaool that would be awkward. Aug 30 2005, 10:17 PM gamer10 Update: My squirrels have landed in St. Francis an... Aug 30 2005, 10:20 PM minque
hmm like "perkkele"..oh yeah general Ra... Aug 30 2005, 10:23 PM gamer10 Just so all of you know, I'm about to violate ... Aug 30 2005, 10:28 PM DoomedOne *opens a rip in the space-time continuam which suc... Aug 30 2005, 10:37 PM Soulseeker3.0 DoomedOne, i will give you as many ninjas that you... Aug 30 2005, 11:51 PM OverrideB1 Permits for making things go BOOM are in your out-... Aug 31 2005, 12:26 AM DoomedOne I was thinking about setting up a branch of Wilhel... Aug 31 2005, 12:50 AM Soulseeker3.0
did you hear me on me loaing you ninjas Doomed? Aug 31 2005, 12:55 AM DoomedOne Yes, I'll need three, just three. Make sure o... Aug 31 2005, 01:12 AM Dantrag
You could make them radioactive turtles too... Aug 31 2005, 01:22 AM Soulseeker3.0 it's done they sould arive at you base in thre... Aug 31 2005, 01:27 AM Neck' Thall Edit Title: Neck'Thall: Master and Commander o... Aug 31 2005, 01:29 AM ShogunSniper HOW DARE YOU??
DARN YOU GAMER!!!
DARN ... Aug 31 2005, 01:47 AM Wolfie Doomed, you have my permission to make the hoses s... Aug 31 2005, 01:34 PM BobV I will be moving several McDonalds restaurants to ... Aug 31 2005, 02:05 PM Wolfie Uh, i don't think we need a whole bunch of min... Aug 31 2005, 02:10 PM BobV Why not, undomesticated-canine-inclined-to-solitud... Aug 31 2005, 02:24 PM Wolfie Because we all already have minions. Aug 31 2005, 02:25 PM BobV Who cares? Never can have too much. Aug 31 2005, 02:30 PM DoomedOne What you guys don't seem to realize, Wolfman a... Sep 1 2005, 12:48 AM Dantrag DoomedOne, I would like a report on the war with t... Sep 1 2005, 04:27 AM DoomedOne Yes, I gave a small report earlier, as I said you ... Sep 1 2005, 05:43 AM ShogunSniper sweet! Sep 1 2005, 08:58 PM BobV It seems everything is going the way it should be ... Sep 1 2005, 08:58 PM minque I think IŽve gathered almost 2/3 of the worldŽs sp... Sep 1 2005, 09:00 PM Megil Tel-Zeke how are the man made atoms coming along minque the... Sep 1 2005, 09:05 PM minque Hmm quite well I think....problem is to protect ou... Sep 1 2005, 09:11 PM Soulseeker3.0 nice job doomed Sep 1 2005, 10:09 PM Wolfie I've discovered the Coalition has some competi... Sep 1 2005, 11:45 PM Dantrag I will send my assassin, Dantrag 17 to destroy thi... Sep 2 2005, 12:29 AM Soulseeker3.0
*cough ninja assasin training acadamy *cough* *co... Sep 2 2005, 01:34 AM minque Remember to stop by for a couple of newly made plu... Sep 2 2005, 12:32 AM Dantrag I'm sure Dantrag 17 is far more capable than a... Sep 2 2005, 02:53 AM Soulseeker3.0 >:| I dought it look behind you there is a ninj... Sep 2 2005, 02:58 AM Dantrag No, that would be food for my genetically altered ... Sep 2 2005, 03:13 AM Soulseeker3.0 are you sure that isn't a ninja making food ou... Sep 2 2005, 03:23 AM Dantrag Unless your ninja breathes underwater and has a do... Sep 2 2005, 04:03 AM Wurlon I have an idea that will get me an army of guards.... Sep 2 2005, 02:02 PM Wolfie Update on my plan to annex the government of New Z... Sep 2 2005, 02:09 PM Fuzzy Knight Fuzzy Knight: General of the Fuzz
Headquarters: Hi... Sep 2 2005, 02:09 PM Wurlon
Can I pet the puppy? *gets hand bit off* ......... Sep 2 2005, 02:11 PM BobV Hrm... Being Food Khan, I think I like the M&M... Sep 2 2005, 03:15 PM Megil Tel-Zeke I have not authorized the use of poison in Wurlon... Sep 2 2005, 03:18 PM Wurlon
[u] These letters are important and secrective, ... Sep 2 2005, 05:57 PM OverrideB1 Silly, silly people ~ the answer to the Lord Blade... Sep 2 2005, 06:42 PM Wurlon
My plans are not to defeat lord blade, but rath... Sep 2 2005, 06:49 PM Megil Tel-Zeke Dear Wurlon,
After reading your request, and seei... Sep 2 2005, 08:36 PM ShogunSniper UPDATE; 15:42:
Nuclear missile launch site has b... Sep 2 2005, 08:49 PM BobV From: BobV
To: Coalition of Evil Geniuses
Yo,... Sep 2 2005, 08:49 PM Megil Tel-Zeke glad I had eel sushi then. Sep 2 2005, 08:54 PM BobV From: BobV
To: Those Whom It May Concern
Requ... Sep 2 2005, 08:56 PM minque ehrm..what was my rank again.......i see you use n... Sep 2 2005, 09:28 PM ShogunSniper
if that was directed to me, i haven't launche... Sep 2 2005, 09:40 PM BobV It's only in your department if they make a ... Sep 2 2005, 09:31 PM minque ok...but IŽll launch a big...[color=red][b]POOFFF ... Sep 2 2005, 09:42 PM BobV Hey, now, sistah from anothah motha. We're all... Sep 2 2005, 09:44 PM ShogunSniper HAHHAHAHAHA
YOU'RE 'POOFFS' ARE WORTH... Sep 2 2005, 09:59 PM BobV Don' get excited ma bro. Sep 2 2005, 10:03 PM gamer10 I'm willing to hold diplomatic talks with howe... Sep 2 2005, 10:03 PM BobV I'm willing to declare peace to you. You were ... Sep 2 2005, 10:05 PM gamer10 I have just tested my first *poof* firework. :P Sep 2 2005, 10:07 PM BobV OMG! POOFAGE! POOFAGE! RED ALERT! ... Sep 2 2005, 10:11 PM ShogunSniper THERE WILL BE NO PEACE, GAMER!! YOU DECLA... Sep 2 2005, 10:12 PM gamer10 *Creates a shield of strange chemicaly inhanced sq... Sep 2 2005, 10:14 PM BobV Don't do that. You'll make my forward base... Sep 2 2005, 10:14 PM
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