The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[ShogunSniper]

ok, post evilness here now

[DoomedOne]

My orders of business:

Gamer, Bobv didn't get it wrong, you simply weren't here to correct it when I wrote down funny stuff about everyone's statistics. He, being the one who chose to copy and paste my list, has taken the responsbility to edit it.

That same goes for everyone else, if you want your info editted, post:

Edit my info:

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Secondly, Gamer, you now have an honorary permit to genetically modify squirrels. As you have lower resources, I assume you also require the technology to do so, I will send you a DVD-ROM with the genetic modification software in the mail. Because I live in the Cretacious period, the shipping charge will be rather high, if you can't pay it take out a loan from Shogun, he's loaded.

Thirdly: My plan for world domination!

Firstly, I have already began cloning program to breed an army of Hitlers. Why, you ask? Well, think of the two most evil things on this planet (besides us) Hitler, and Hitler's clone. Stalin pulls a close third, but cloning him is not in my budget, so I've decided to make... 48,000,000 Hitler clones! The resources this will require are tremendous. I will require all your help.

For one thing, I need to begin the cloning plan in the present era because if in traveling through time one of the Hitlers accidentally falls out of the worm-hole around 1945, the results could be disasterous. It's too risky. Therefore, all of the following is required.

Dantrag! I will need to use ocean Facilities to clone the Hitlers, they will be underwater in a very deep spot in the ocean somewhere near New Zealand.

Override! I will be making a lot of things go BOOM, there is a specific fax on your desk. Well, there should be, I don't know. I talked to your secretary, she said it was there.

Minque! Expect oodles and oodles of POOF

BobV! Clones need food! But, I don't want to make them too healthy or they'll turn on me. This is your assignment.

ED! Obviously, with Hitler clones comes totalitarian dictatorships. This is your realm of expertise, therefore I need your secret poilice to act as officers of this army.

Shogun! There will be a space assault, but it won't be very successful without space-suits, because I plan to have many of the clones sky-dive from outer-space, and I'll need some of your nifty ceramic tiles converted into space suits. We'll worry about installing parachutes after the initial deploy.

Lonewolf! One of the first missions of the Hitler clone-army is to make all the emergency hoses in Government facilities shoot fire. I need your consent.

Megil! Cloning will require dangerous high levels of salt mixed with Chlorine and liquidized Carbon Monoxide, and I might add a little mercury in there to make sure they're good and nuts. Consent please!

Gamer! I will be putting my base of Operations in Northern Wyoming! I can always move to some other arbitrary spot like Kansas but what the Hell, long as you own it.

Nack-Thall! I'll need you to move your floating island for me, yeah... you know how it is.

Chumba: The idea of making an army of Hitlers as opposed to something more useful like gorillas with the intellgence of an 18 year old from South Carolina, well, it just doesn't make sense! ...are you okay with that?

Once I have the consent of everyone, and if there is anyone I forgot just tell me and I'll make sure that I need your consent as well, I will tell you in full what my plan is.

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Aug 30 2005, 09:37 PM