The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[ShogunSniper]

ok, post evilness here now

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

I have not authorized the use of poison in Wurlon's plan.

I mst have a list of poison intended to be used, before poison will be deliveered and its use granted.

This post has been edited by Megil Tel-Zeke: Sep 2 2005, 03:18 PM

[Wurlon]

I have not authorized the use of poison in Wurlon's plan.

I mst have a list of poison intended to be used, before poison will be deliveered and its use granted.

These letters are important and secrective, collaboration staff member-view only. Please burn your screen when done reading to prevent spying.
Request form for venomous poisons:

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time : 9/2/05, 1:02 P.M.


Dear Megil Tel-Zeke,

In our continuing conquest of pure insanity and evil, I request permission to use substances of pure poison and venom to further enchance our plots. However, you being the cruel master of such substances I will need your approval and a document saying it has thus been approved. I also request a list of the available substances that are provided. I will therefore state the predicted usage of the substances for your further analyzing needs.

1. Substances will be placed in M&M brand candy, of all variations and countries, and will not be placed anywhere else. This will enable me to gather a proper fighting force, as I cannot guard the collaboration of evil geniuses alone. None of my robotically enchanced skeletal warriors will harm, hurt or inflict damage to any member of the collaboration unless authorized by the overlords themselves and/or is necessary for the survival of the collaboration.

2. Substances will be stored in my underground castle until proper usage has occured, all instructions will be followed.

3. I will wield the permit necessary by you, if given, at any time necessary.


I request this permit and hope to recieve it, I also request a full list of toxic materials you can authorize me to use, if authorized properly. I have already been approved of the use of the foods which the toxic materials will be placed.


Sincerely,
Wurlon


I also need the approval of Chumba as this will be a terrifying event.


Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time : 9/2/05, 1:16 P.M.


Dear Chumba,

This letter is the request of a permit to perform an utterly terrifying event. I am to create an army of robotically enchanced skeletons to annihilate those who need execution, demanded by the overlords of the collaboration. The process of this event follows below:

1. Exact duplicates of M&M's candy of all variations and countries is produced, with the added ingredients of a fatal poison, microscopic-tracking devices and high doses of preservatives.

2. The duplicates will be sold (this also gives us money) and the organisms (humans) that consume the product will die.

3. The tracking devices will be used to locate the bodies for speedy removal and alterations. Each body will be examined using X-Rays.

4. Once collected the bodies of the strong, good boned humans will be placed in Lab 1 of my secret underground castle facility.

5. All undesirable bodies and skeletons will be placed in Lab B where their purposes will be determined personally by me.

6. Lab A will deskin and remove all of the bodies except the skeletal remains, which will be modified with robotic technology to create superior skeletal soldiers.

7. All undesired skeletons will be altered and fixed to do what I please and or what the collaboration needs besides guards and soldiers.

8. These events will install fear upon the world, covering other evil plans being generated. These events will also create a defensive military capable of world destruction.

9. Leftover human flesh may be used as fishing bait or food for LoneWolf's army.


These plans will insure our collaboration remains at peak security. I await the necessary approval and/or permit.


Sincerely,
Wurlon


I also request decent guards for my facility during the duration of this event.


Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Time: 9/2/05, 1:34 P.M.


Dear LoneWolf,

I am sure you will hear of the terrifying even I plan to proceed with, however I have no current guards to provide protection at this vunerable time. Whether I am approved of this event or not, I still request that you breed me 50 of the best fire-retardent wolves to patrol both the collaboration facilities and secrect bases. Make sure they are throughly trained if you are able to provide, as I will hopefully inject them with human DNA to create wolfmen and/or wolfwomen capable of wielding weapons such as firearms and middle age weaponry. Please respond ASAP !


Sincerely,
Wurlon

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 2 2005, 06:44 PM