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| Stargazey |
 Sep 14 2005, 03:51 AM
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Not meant to be homophobic or anything offensive, just a bit o' fun with the TES fourms censor.
Enjoy.  [Censored]: A one act play The setting for our play is the Black Shalk cornerclub, in Vivec’s Foreign Quarter. Two Breton men, of average appearance, sit at the bar, talking, and sipping some comberry juice. Their names are Uright, and Selion. Uright: So, did you hear about Crassius Curio? It’s a shame, really. It’ll ruin his career. Selion: Hear what? What have I missed? Uright: Did you not hear? He’s [censored]. Selion: He’s what? Censored? Why on Nirn would he be censored? Well, maybe the Lusty Argonian Maid was a bit much, but still … Uright: Selion, are you deaf? I said he’s [censored]! Not censored. Selion: There! You said it again! You said “he’s censored!”. Uright: Has Sheogorath been kissing you, my friend? He’s [censored]! Happy! Selion: He’s happy he’s censored? My dear man, you’re making no sense! Uright slaps his forehead in exasperation. Uright: He’s [censored]! G-A-Y! Selion: Oh, he’s [censored]. Uright: WHAT?! He’s not censored, he’s [censored]! He’s [censored]! [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored]! Selion looks at Uright with concern. Selion: My dear man, perhaps you need to lie down. A room here should only be ten gold or so. Uright sighs. Uright: Perhaps I should. I feel tired. Selion nods, and drops some gold at the bar, before escorting his friend to a back room. |
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| stargate525 |
Sep 14 2005, 02:13 PM
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 Finder  Joined: 10-April 05 From: wisconsin; land of cheese, beer, and bratwurst! |
QUOTE(Stargazey @ Sep 13 2005, 10:51 PM) snip you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time. -------------------- these forums taste almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea.
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| Stargazey |
Sep 14 2005, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(stargate525 @ Sep 14 2005, 02:13 PM) you, submit, F'ruum, this, now. I will place it as an easter egg. I havn't laughed so hard in a long time.  Will do, my dark master. *Bows and goes to submit it* Glad everyone liked it. |
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| stargate525 |
Sep 14 2005, 07:27 PM
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Finder Joined: 10-April 05 From: wisconsin; land of cheese, beer, and bratwurst! |
QUOTE(Stargazey @ Sep 14 2005, 10:23 AM) Will do, my dark master. *Bows and goes to submit it* Glad everyone liked it. yes, yes, yeeeeessssss. BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER AND HIS VIKING HORDE!   *ahem* -------------------- these forums taste almost, but not quite, completely unlike tea.
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Stargazey [censored] Sep 14 2005, 03:51 AM
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