Road Rage, Wow. Some people. Options

[Dantrag]

Well, I am officially a road-rage victim.

I was driving around with my brother, and I accidentally cut someone off. Well, the person behind the person I cut off,(I'm talking 8-10 seconds behind) decided that he was angry about it, so he pulled alongside us and began yelling profanities. My brother yelled back, and made a rude gesture, despite my objections, and the guy started following me very closely.

Well, when we hit a red light, this guy got out of his car, and began yelling at us, threatening us and daring us to get out of the car. (he had already tried to get in, but we thought to lock the doors and close the windows.) Well, obviously, we didn't, seeing as my brother has cracked ribs, and I'm no fighting person, so the guy gets mad and begins bashing my car.

Pretty soon, me and my brother start laughing at him, and he just beats the car more.

When the light changed, he got back into his car and pulled a u-turn. Luckily for us, a lady had backed up behind him to copy his license plate number and gave it to us after calling 911. She also gave us her name if we needed her to testify in court.

I just got a call saying he was arrested and confessed.

People never cease to amaze me; who does this other than maniac jerks? I honestly don't care much about the car, because it was free, I just wanted to see that guy taught a lesson.

[Intestinal Chaos]

Persnonally I find it hilarious when people lose their cool. I'm always quite a calm and collected person but when people flip out and devolve to ape-like violent actions I can't help but bust out in laughter.