And what orientation would the giant foot be? Would it be a right foot or a left foot? What if it was born with its parents thinking it was a right foot but then at the tender age of 22 it realized after a romantic run-in with a fella named Steve that it was, in fact, a left foot. Then what? Imagine all the therapy. It's family would disown it. Soulseeker, you want to be responsible for that because you want a third foot? If I had a glove on, I'd take it off and slap you with it.
Three feet... the nerve.
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A man once asked the Buddha, "How does one escape the heat of the summer sun?"
And the Buddha replied, "Why not try crawling into the blazing furnace?"
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