Great Bumper Stickers Options

[Neela]

Hi All,

I have noticed a few really good bumper stickers on cars lately that made me laugh a bit.... Thought I would post them for you and see if anyone else has noticed any great ones lately.

1) If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions.

2) What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it is ALL about?

[Kindred Spirit]

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

I break for........................OH compassion NO BRAKES

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN

(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Despite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular?

Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A Rock

Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my thermos!

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!

Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.

Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.

I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.

I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my boat.

IRS: We’ve Got What It Takes To Take What You’ve Got.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an boat hole.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.

My child beat up your honor student!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-umbrella seller.

My other car sticker is funny.

No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn’t Work Anyway

Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.

Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.

SNIPER BAR & GRILL: All you need is one shot!

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.

Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.

Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t

To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.

WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a umbrella seller in the valley.

Yesterday I knew nothing today I know that.

You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An boatmaster

Your honor student deals the best drugs.

Your lucky color has faded.

[Wurlon]

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my boat.

omg rofl I did not see that one! or did I realize that boat was a censor..

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Nov 12 2005, 09:05 PM