Google Fight Options

[Kindred Spirit]

Googlefight!

Basically, you enter in two things, it sees which has more hits on google and whoever has the most wins.

I fought the law, and the law won.
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
The Law
1,070,000,000

Kindred Spirit Versus Oblivion: Winner is Oblivion
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
Oblivion 7,030,000

Kindred Spirit Versus Waiting For Oblivion: Kindred Spirit wins
Kindred Spirit 2,410,000
Waiting for Oblivion 2,320,000
Close one, though.

[Kindred Spirit]

I guess I'm just not cut out for this 

Well, think about it. How many results for "Intestinal Chaos" can you expect? Maybe a couple from the blogs old people with digestion problems, and that's about it. Besides, think about it this way: That makes you more unique.

ShogunSniper-It's alright, using the Googlefight thing will get you the same results as using google. That's what it does, searches Google and tells you which has more results.

Kindred Spirit vs.... Mike Tyson!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"Mike Tyson"
2,310,000 results
Ouch, he pwned me too.

Kindred Spirit vs... A Dead Horse!
Spirit" 607,000 results
"A dead horse" 799,000 results
Crap.

Kindred Spirit vs... Spongebob Squarepants!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"Spongebob Squarepants" 3,880,000 results
I'm going to cry now.

Kindred Spirit vs.... your mother!
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"your mother" 8,110,000 results
I can't beat anyone, can I?

Ok, that's the last straw!
Kindred Spirit vs... A dead hobo! (if I lose this one, I am going to cry)
"Kindred Spirit" 607,000 results
"a dead hobo" 321 results
Well, it's a relief to know I can beat someone, anyways. And I'd be interested to know what those 321 results were. I took a look, here are the quotes I ended up with. (Similar to what I did above for "Kindred Spirit is," I know did for "a dead hobo")
1. and remember kids, the only good hobo is a dead hobo.

2.I want you to be my huzband. I would also enjoy beating up th hobos with you and then I would have sex with you too. And maybe a dead hobo. I'ma lil kinky.
Me=Alrightie, then.

3.How do you murder a dead hobo?

4. Did they get you a dead hobo? I want a dead hobo, too! Please, Mom?

5. It's immediately followed by "Hobo Bill," in which the cowboy yodels can't cover for the sad topic of a dead hobo.

6. Sexy women in broken suspenders and soiled pants recently stolen off a dead hobo's body while hocking MINT COOLS or PARLIAMENTS, smoking a tar stick through ...

7. I'd have much prefered to have found a dead hobo.

8. Afterwards, a dead hobo's eyes were donated to him.

9. Now, let's say you've got a dead hobo stuffed with baggies of heroin stashed in your trunk. And the cop wants you to step out so he can search the vehicle.


10. It's hard to keep your comic pages crisp and white when you're pencilling in an alley on top of a dead hobo. Or so I've been told.
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I think that this explains a lot. And btw, these aren't the first ten, they are 10 of the first 30 or so.