Funniest moments in Mw Options

[Luke the Banished]

I know, i know...
You've seen this many times...
A little light in these dark times...
Just post the most funniest moments in Morrowind you can remember...

[Intestinal Chaos]

I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.

But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.

After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.

Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.

I thought that was all pretty funny

This post has been edited by Intestinal Chaos: Aug 25 2005, 01:35 AM

[Storander]

I declared war on the Empire. Yep, I recruited me an army too. They were all very obedient till the Domination spell wore off. Still I did eventually eliminate every guard (though I don't recall If they respawned I never revisited cities after I devistated them) and every person I decided was a member of the Imperial goverment, had a grand battle with the Duke of Morrowind, and killed anybody who decided to attack me (which wasn't very many, I went about bribing the Dunmer t high disp. so they wouldn't fight me when I killed). Eventually I got bored and attacked the Empire friendly house Hlaalu and eliminated everyone in the Hlaalu canton and everyone in the guild house in Balmora. I went on killing every non-elf citizen then started on the Bosmer and finished with the Altmer. Needless to say I freed Vvardenfell from the Imperials on a 2 day (real time) conquest.

But that just wasn't enough. I went to Mournhold (I used the console commands to instantly transport myself there) and put on a "disguise". I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood who were trying to rub me out on behalf of the King no doubt by behest of the Emperor himself (that's how it was in the char's mind anyways). Realising Helseth to not be the man I thought he was I started a secret campaign to eliminate him. I acted as a follower doing a few simple killings and quests then the right moment came and he revealed himself. I slew him and his host of guards and named myself King. I continued the temple quests I hard started earlier continuing off from meeting Almalexia. I did her dirty work and was betrayed. I defeated her and came to a conclusion. The Tribunal were traitors, uncaring about the people of Morrowind (the Dunmer I mean). I went off and killed the inhabitants of the of the Mournhold temple (after meeting Azura) and then killed the Archanon and any Ordinator I came across as well as everyone in the High Fane. I killed Vivec and named myself a god. Realising I had compition I went off and performed the back-door way of beating Morrowind and met Yagrum Bagarn. He helped me and I killed him then I killed everyone I came across in Tel Uvirith including Uvirith himself, his daughters, and the door guard. I went off and got keaning and sunder. I killed Dagoth Ur and everyone in his fortress and wiped out the competition. I continued a compaign agaisnt all Sixth House members and after a few weeks I had rid myself of every one. I killed all of house Redoran for revering the temple then I killed everyone near the temples in house Telvaani.

After that being the Undisputed ruler of Morrowind I turned my attention the killing every last bandit, and that took quite a while. I killed off a few dunmer who I considered loyal to the destroyed temple by talking to them and hearing their temple supporting dialogue.

Tel Morain will later go to Cyrodiil in the upcoming Oblivion game and conquer the Imperials and anyone nearby.

I thought that was all pretty funny

Wow... your really a determined player! Lol, that's a great RP too! Our characters would actually be enemies in Morrowind though...

Okay I've got two funny moments.
The first time I played, I got behind the ghost fence thing, and had no idea how I got back to the other side, ( I forgot how to open the gate, and thought I was trapped) so I was sneaking around trying to avoid all the really scary monsters, and I had to rest after every battle with a cliff racer. I reached Red Mountain and had three different corprus beast following me. I had to pull the lever and stuff myself in the little circle door thing. As the circle door closed around one of the corprus beasts actually got close enough the door closed on his arm! (Yes I screamed.)
My second one took place much later. I had first discovered Construction Set and made a total cheap shot uber cheat sword. At first it was really fun to use, but eventually I realized it was too powerful, it had to be destroyed. (See were this is going?) I knew most means of trying to get rid of it, wouldn't work because I could just get it back. Cast it deep in the ocean? I can swim. Sell it? I have money. Hide it? I'll know where I hid it. So the only way to destroy would be to throw it into the very fire where I could never get to... Red mountain! I traveled the perilous journey to Red Mountain, but when I got there... I had second thoughts.... The sword, if I got in a difficult fight I could always use, if only for a second! With the sword my character is immortal and can never die!
I realized then it was simply the influence of the sword making me think such things. I right clicked and clicked on my magic blade.... and clicked straight at the fire. It slid, slowly and un-amazingly hit the lava and slid to the right. To this day it sits on the lava, stuck between rock and liquid...unmoving.