Too bad to hear so many people have such awkward families, especially now that I know Queen bringdown the alchoholic dirtbag doesn't beat all of your bad families. God she's a drag. I feel sorry for my uncle, he used to be so cool and collected in highschool but then he got into drugs and that all went down the drain. Though I guess she brings a little good though because shes the monument of what drugs and alchohol gets you. Also, I have to deal with Captain A-hole who tries to guilt me on how I never reply to his emails (which are all forwarded to about 100 people and consist of the line "dumb blonde jokes").
Anyways, I'll probably run around Canada, family to family, having fun and seeing cousins who every year seem to have gotten a little less annoying

. This will usually end with us all talking about the new ways Queen bringdown and Captain A-hole found to embarass themsleves and, in the Queens case, keep breweries in buisness.
That may sound bad, but its rare and spaced with good times and games in which one person gets on the others shoulders and tries to bring the opposing Juggernaut to the ground. Good fun.