QUOTE(Red @ Jan 12 2006, 08:00 PM)
This is very little known, but the guy who created coffee cannot be before or after Wolfie, as Wolfie invented coffee. You heard me!
What if Wolfie is schizophrenic? Then could the guy who invented coffee come before or after him? (deep thought for the day)
You all have very impressive resumes. Maybe you can get me discounts at McDonald's sometime.

As for my reume, it's easy, really.
In the beginning I created Heaven and Earth... (And Kindred FTW!!! But I'll highlight a few key points of the rest of my career, in case you weren't feeling depressed enough as it was)
I invented the resume...
I'm so great in bed that I knocked up some Jewish woman 2000 years ago and people are still talking about it...
I invented the number 42...
I invented crappy Hollywood cliches as a joke with my good friend, Allah, so I could show him just how stupid people are...
I invented the hokey pokey.... (and remember, "that's what it's all about!")
I shot the sheriff...
I beat up Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr T at the same time, while eating a salad and sipping my margerita, and I didn't spill a drop...
I invented the internet...
Clearly, I win.
I can almost see the next joke that pops up.
As for pizza, I don't know where it comes from, and I don't care. The taste is what matters.
This post has been edited by Kindred Spirit: Jan 13 2006, 08:13 AM