Whos Got More Bling Than The Nerevarine?, [Spoiler Alert!!] Options

[Black Hand]

Basically, think of a mission in Morrowind that yielded the you the most loot and armor, weapons, etc. that you can think of, and write a quick rhyming verse about it. And try too include the line "Whos got more bling than the Nerevarine?" This can also be as "Sung to the tune of" or just a limerick, you get the idea. Just try to be creative.

Ill start


Whos got more bling than the Nerevarine?
No one else as far as Ive seen.

Up in Ald Redaynia, north as the Racer flies,
so much good loot, I could not beleive my eyes.
Greeted warmly by some arrows, Some arrows of
my own, dispatched those bony fellows.

Deep inside the ruins saw some dead Dunmer,
Stripped him of his spear, cuz he was Kwama Fodder.
Making my way past some fallen rocks,
The slaughterfish gave me a few knocks! (Ok cheesy, but I tried!)

Up in the tower was greeted by a huge Skeleton,
with eyes a-glowing red, and a bad disposition.
Right before he struck, this is what he said.

"Im the War-Wizard of Ald Redaynia!
With this Vampiric Ring, I'ma get rid of ya!
Dont take it personal, things are looking up!
If you kill me, you can take the Bittercup!"

Suffice to say, I left with his ring
And gave away An expensive trophy.
Now I walk the streets of Balmora,
with everyone looking at me,....

...Saying, whos's got more bling than the Nerevarine?

[Tellie]

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