What follows has been written for no good reason other than that I wanted to see Fargoth go flying.
It took me a few minutes to get my breath back and I had to sit down for a while. When I finally stopped laughing, I decided to clean up my new home a bit.
Gilnith’s shack wasn’t the biggest or most luxurious place, but it was better than sleeping on a rock. I stripped everything interesting of Gilnith, which was a tankard and a few coins, before throwing him into the ocean. Within a minute, the area was crowded with dozens of Slaughterfish who were all busy ripping the corpse to shreds. I definitely wasn’t going to take a swim here anytime soon.
I brought my belongings from the stump to my home and piled them on the small wooden table. Tarhiel’s clothes ended up in a bucket filled with water. Hopefully, the water would wash the blood out. A few buckets of water on the bloodstained floor and I was all done. Except that the place smelled like a disgusting mixture of blood and fish, so I opened a window for fresh air and left after locking the door. The night would be spend in the smuggler’s cave once more.
I should’ve known that locking the door while leaving the window wide open was just begging for trouble. Someone had been rummaging around. Tarhiel’s clothes were lying on the ground, the table was a mess, sacks had been opened and the candles had been moved. Worst thing, several things including the book from the lighthouse and Fargoth’s ring were missing! Stupid thieves, I hadn’t finished reading it! Oh, that thief was going to pay for it.
Luckily I had an idea who to suspect.
,,Why do you want all that?” The tradehouse owner asked with a frown. I simply winked and whispered. ,,When the sun sets and the stars are in the serpents eye, the lord shall command his servants to the ebony tree of time.” That shut him up. He must have believed I was part of the Daedric cult or something. That cult seems to be the kind of people no one wants to mess with, so I got my wishlist for a ridiculously low price of 55 septims.
While the owner was getting my goods out of the storage room, I went upstairs. ,,Just give me something with alcohol!” I jelled at the bartender and took a seat.
,,I can’t believe it! Some Daedra slime broke into my house! What is it with this place?!” Lots of drama and noise, that should get people’s attention.
,,That is unfortunate news.” The bartender gave me my drink while looking concerned. Act like you’re the customer’s friend. It makes them drink more.
,,Yeah, but I got lucky. The thief missed my sword. I’ve got this magical sword, you see. It looks like a plain Steel Katana, but the enchantment allows it to cut through Daedric like paper. Very valuable.” I threw back the rest of my drink and slammed the cup down on the table.
,,Anyway, I have to continue looking for my friend’s heirloom. So I won’t be back till next morning! Keep an eye out for me, will ya?” Some more drama, and I left after picking up my shopping bag.
The rest of the day was spend in the wilderness, hitting Mudcrabs to practise with my new toy. I didn’t go back before the sun was about to fall below the horizon.
I came into town from beneath the Siltstrider’s legs. Normally I hate water, but this would be worth it. As expected, I was just in time to see someone crawl through the window of my shack. Fools, as if I had a magical supersword. If I did, why would I leave it back home?
I made my way to the back of my house and waited. Yep, a few minutes later, the thief came back out. Showtime.
The thief made went directly towards the stump in the pond. Guess, who it was?
I waited till he poked his head over the stump and dropped the stolen goods in it before making my move.
A bit of magicka here and there and…BOOM! With a massive bang, the stump exploded right in his face, sending the stupid little elf into the air to land on his back. I walked up to him.
,,Good evening.” I said as walked to the remains of the stump to fish everything he’d stolen out of it. Luckily, I saw that there was a hole dug into the ground when I last raided Fargoth’s hiding place. The explosion wrecked the stump, but it left the stolen stuff that was underneath the ground unscathed.
,,Oh yeah, one more thing. Steal from me again, and there will be a much bigger bang, Fargoth. Let this be a lesson. Don’t mess with one of the emperor’s elite battlemages.” A big lie, but it did the trick with the elf running as if his life depended on it. I brought my recovered goods back to my home with a big smile on my face.