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> Oblivion is cursed, -40 to Stability
bullet-worm
post Mar 23 2006, 06:01 PM
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Since it is an RPG:

Bethesda tried to craft a game that required a skill level of at least a 87 to create. Unfortunately, they did not pass all of the required skill-checks and we ended up with "The Cursed Elder Scrolls: Oblivion". This item comes with the following stats:

Minimum Requirements:
Minimum Required PC Skill: 85
Minimum Required 3D Rendering Skill: 70

Item Characteristics:
Aesthetics: 80
AI: 65
Sound Quality: 70
Gameplay: 70
Story Line: 75
Stability: 20

Character Adjustments (while equipped):
+20 to Personality while it passes Stability check.
-60 to Personality, Cast Crash-to-Desktop on Item, and Cast Beserk on Self for 5 minutes when Item does not pass Stability check.

I believe Bethesda is taking the game to the nearest Temple to have the curse removed, but it looks like it may be a long journey and this time the Quick Travel feature wont help them.

Hopefully they can cast a quick heal/cure disease spell to help solve some of the more major problems before then.

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HardCode
post Mar 25 2006, 07:33 PM
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Sure. It's always the system, never the software. Even if every other piece of software that someone owns, especially the complex OS, never, ever crashes, it absolutely CAN'T be this new piece of software just installed. Even though it is the only one that is crashing. See, his PC was just waiting until he installed one more item to start crashing.


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