Here's one from a short X-com fan fic I once wrote.
(After sergeant Ironhead has defeated four heavily armed Ethereals with just his bare fists, his commander walks to the evil alien brain that controls all the aliens in the system so that he can blow it to pieces. Alien brain tries to talk its way out of things with the help of a nice screen to show funny pictures with and the commander lowers his weapon. Unfortunately, sergeant Ironhead picks up a gun from one of the death Ethereals and vaporizes the barin with some good old plasma.)
Commander Vogel:,, Sergeant, no! What have you done?! You just ruined everything! We could have become friends! It was right and we were wrong! They never intended to destroy us! Why?!!”
Sergeant Ironhead:,, That was the worst and most boring movie I’ve ever seen. Lousy special effects.”
Here's another one from one of my stories, a different universe this time.
,,Ah, finally back again. Now before we’re going to save the galaxy as we know it, does anyone want some coffee?” ,,Is that all you can think about, captain? We nearly got killed over a dozen times back there!” ,,You can’t go to war when you’re thirsty."
And a last one. (yes, the captain is addicted to coffee.)
captain (after having threatened to blow up the ship):,, I’m not going to let those braindead morons onboard. I’m not a politician, but even I know that no one will care about my little threat if they have those monkeys onboard who probably don’t even know how the coffee machine works!” Some alien they picked up on the other side of the galaxy:,, What is the importance of coffee for your race?” captain:,, I just think it tastes good, that’s all."
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