"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -- Yogi Berra
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?" Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."
Don't get mad, get even. -- Joseph P. Kennedy
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. -- Carl Zwanzig
And finally, a quote from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:
"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." -- Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48
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Being good means getting better.
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