Chapter Five - Merchants Inn
I made it through the sewers with very little problems. The only threat I ran into was a goblin, if you can consider a goblin a threat. I mean, he went down with about half a hit from my blade. I laughed at the simplicity of it all. I did, however, manage to find some skeletons with armour and some miscelanious items strewn about their bodies. I found about a full set of Iron Armour, save for the gaunts and a helm. I also found an axe, but after giving it a few practice swings, I decided I liked the sword better, because it was more well balanced and flowed smoother. Plus it didn't hurt your hand when you inpacted something with it. None the less, I decided I should take it with me and see if I can't sell it and get enough money for a room and a hot meal.
I had just stepped out of the sewers into the night, taking in deep breaths, when something horrable happened....... I inhaled a nat!
"Phffft"
It was grose! I immediately went to the dock and shoveled in handfuls of water. I forgot this is salt water, and I began to heave all over my boots. Chunks of stuff I haven't even eaten were stuck to the boots!
"There's the nat...."
Then I picked it up with my fingers, placed it in the palm of my hand, and flicked it out into the water. I don't know why, but at that moment I felt like a Hopeless Housewife! I giggled embarrassed, even though noone was around.
My body could start to feel the effects of the handfulls of salt water I digested, because my lips were breaking, my throat was really dry and irratated. The closest town I could see where I was to was the Imperial City of Cyrodill. I had heard that if you go into town bloodied and battered from fighting the undead, then the man at the "Merchants Inn" would give you a free, cooked meal.
Where was I to get some undead bones though or echtoplasm, or even zombie flesh for that matter?! I remembered about the skeletons I looted the armour from, and decided to go back into the sewers, and grab a skull and some bone shivvings. Now the problem was making it look like i was in a fight with the thing? I had an idea!
I pulled out the axe I had, and cut a gash across my arm. Now I didn't actually try to cut my arm off, I just cut a few layers of flesh so that when he would look at it, it would look like a clean cut. Also, the axe from the thing having blood on it would help. I just hopped this would work.
I got to the Merchants Inn about I'd have to say about an hour or so later. My arm was throbbing, like if you were to give yourself a paper cut with an envelope. I kept having to stop myself from going for the health potion I looted from the Goblins so that it wouldn't conseal the wound.
The first place I went into in the Imperial City was the merchants block. I knew the Inn would be there, so that was the first place I went. From where I entered, the Inn was straight ahead of me and to the left. I could either go by the map that someone had told me once, or by the big sign outside of the businesses.... yeah I thought the sign was a good idea too.
When I came in, the place was oddly desolate for a Inn/Bar. In any case, I walked up to the front counter where the owner was standing, and with my bloodied arm, I tossed the skull and bloodied bone shivvings on the counter.
"I'd like a room and a hot meal please!"
As I stared at him and smiled, he seemed to examine me.
"Ten gold ma'am."
My heart dropped, and my facial expression showed it with stunning results.
"Ten gold? I don't even have a shilling!"
the man sized me up again.
"Then I can't help ya!"
I sighed, and tried giving him the cute girly pouty face reutine, which failed amazingly.
"Well, all the shops are closed right now, what If I give you my armour as collateral until I can get down to the shop and sell some of this stuff?"
I tried giving him the pouty eyes again, still he wouldn't flinch. That cold-hearted bafoon!
"Okay, you got a deal miss. Here's the key to the room upstairs and immediately on your left. Your meal will be up to you shortly."
As soon as he said okay I began stripping like a dancer at the Earthly Delights! I had to stop myself because I almost took off my shirt! Oh my that would have been embarrassing. In any case, I took the mans key and proceeded to my room. A nice, warm room on a nice, soft bed would be like heaven.
I layed on the bed for several minutes, doing nothing but enjoying how good everything felt. I lost count how many times I kissed my pillow.
"Yer meals ready miss."
I heard the man call for me and then knock on my door. I told him it was open and he came in, and placed the food down on the table next to the door. It was a sight to behold! Red Meat, Potatoes, Tomatoes, Carrots and Letuce! And to top it off he gave me a full bottle of wine. The wine may have been cheap, but It was delicious!
I giggled like a little girl and jumped off the bed and rushed the dinner table! I picked up the fork and the knife and gazed at the food, thinking it was too good to be true! If it was, I didn't care, I was going to get as much of it as I could, while I could!
Right as I went to take my first chunk out of the Viel Meat, that stupid nat showed up again! I told him it was war, and that noone was leaving until one of us was dead! I put a napkin over my food to keep the nat away from it, and picked up a cloth and wound it up like a whip, locked onto it, and flicked the towl at it! I nailed it directly! I know that because I saw it fumble down onto the floor!
I laughed in triumph over the nat and sat back down to eat. I grabbed the fork and knife and began to cut. I was so excited I just wanted to grab it with my hands and start gourging at it like an animal!
I picked up the piece of cut meat with the fork, and stared at its magnificance. Then, out of nowhere, the damnedable nat landed on the piece of meat I was going to put in my mouth! My eyes grew black with rage, just like in the cave....
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The lazy man can, what the lazy man plans.
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