Heh, how about this:
"Well, I don't think we'll be able to hire you for this job, you just don't have the experience we're looking for."
You: "Joke, admire, boast, coerce, joke, boast, admire, coerce..."
"What the hell are you doing?"
"NOTHING'S WORKING! JOKE COERCE ADMIRE BOAST DAMMIT!"
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A man once asked the Buddha, "How does one escape the heat of the summer sun?"
And the Buddha replied, "Why not try crawling into the blazing furnace?"
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