This is a quote from Terry Pratchett's book 'Interesting times'.
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"Please give me that coin now, o' respected elder", he said.
Seven eventful seconds passed. When all had gone safely behind the corner to hide, mister Saveloy said: "Allright, whole class: who can tell me what Tshingis did wrong?"
"Didn't say 'please'?"
"Wha'?"
"No."
"Didn't thank?"
"Wha'?"
"No."
"Stroke that man with a melon to his head, pushed him head forward to the strawberrybox, kicked his nutbags, setted the shack on fire and robbed all his money?"
"Wha'?"
"Correct!" mister Saveloy sighed. "Tshingis, you did just fine until that."
It's just so funny....
