I can't believe this, but I've actually started talking to the screen.
"How are you?" says the guard. "Fine. You know, same old." I reply. In a really bad, IC character voice that sounds like a constipated wombat wearing a girdle. And you don't want to know how I know what that sounds like.
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I hate the mice from Bagpuss. Never trust rodents with DIY skills.
"We will fix it, we will fix, we will stick it with glue, glue, glue, we will stickle it, every little bit of it, we will fix it like new, new new."
::SQUISH::
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