Bird help Options

[bloodyfish]

I need some help with my pet bird(Black masked lovebird). She seems to be sitting on my chair and eating my hair. What do I do?

[Ibis]

Yes, on topic about birds. Where did you get those birds from, Pisces? I didn't know people could bring their own emoticons.

I think you are a stepchild of Alfred Hitchcock. Your talking about giant eagles in New Zealand that ate people made me dream about them the other night. There were these huge things in the sky that people were fearing were aliens or UFOs, but when they swooped closer - they were gigantic eagles who were hunting people - although they did not bother a hawk that was hunting too, seemed to respect the brother hawk. Anyway, it was very scarey and there also was a whole side wall that was an aquarium tank and a fish rubbing itself on a piano. That's when I knew that you were behind it ... I think you were orchestrating a takeover of the world by fish & birds.

Don't let him fool you going around in that little bowl ... watch him!