Foster has reminded me - the padding is stupid looking. For spectator sports of watching handsome, burley men trying to anialate each other - I like either wrestling or boxing. Because both wear nice minamalistic uniforms that make them look handsome while destroying each other.
Football they look to packed in the uniform and deformed really, basketball is stinky being stuck in a gym with all the sweating people and their winter coats, baseball uniforms are just too all covering and formal looking, swimming they either shave their heads or wear stupid swimhats. Hockey you can't even see their faces and I am not privelegded to see soccer or rugby, so I can't comment on those.