This happened to me when we closed the gate outside Bruma. The one where you teach the guard how to close it. We walked outside. I staid a little bit to loot the bodies of the fallen Dremora. When I arrived in Bruma, I saw a guard fight of the captain of the guard. The battle whent all around Bruma. The normal Guard won adn the captain was knocked out. He stood up and said "Good morning" and just walked away.
I just burst into laughter. Because not only did a normal guard randomly started the fight against the captain AND won. But the captain stoodup and said Good mornig, and jsut went on with his life.

What's more humiliating, He who lives by the butter knife, or he who dies by the butterknife? (Making fun of Martin for killing Deadra with a glass dagger)