Southern Star Signs, What do the stars have in store for you? Options

[treydog]

Southern Star Signs

Regular horoscopes don’t really apply to us folks from “down here,” so we had to come up with our own signs and their meanings. If you Europeans can tear yourselves away from the “futbol,” here is some REAL entertainment! (Note that most of these things are food items- even the ones no one else would ever think of eating.)

OKRA (Dec. 22- Jan. 20)- Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back upon his life and see seeds of influence everywhere. Should stay away from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan. 21- Feb. 19)- Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of herself if she’s motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins go best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb. 20- March 20)- You have an overwhelming curiosity. You’re never satisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if by some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don’t worry about it.

Will post more of these later.

[DoomedOne]

The general thing I got from this is keep away from fat chicks.