Southern Star Signs, What do the stars have in store for you? Options

[treydog]

Southern Star Signs

Regular horoscopes don’t really apply to us folks from “down here,” so we had to come up with our own signs and their meanings. If you Europeans can tear yourselves away from the “futbol,” here is some REAL entertainment! (Note that most of these things are food items- even the ones no one else would ever think of eating.)

OKRA (Dec. 22- Jan. 20)- Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back upon his life and see seeds of influence everywhere. Should stay away from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan. 21- Feb. 19)- Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of herself if she’s motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins go best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb. 20- March 20)- You have an overwhelming curiosity. You’re never satisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if by some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don’t worry about it.

Will post more of these later.

[treydog]

O.K.- here are the next three:

MOON PIE (March 21- April 20)- You’re the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch, It’s easy to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies- big and round are the key words here. Because of their many layers, it can be difficult for outsiders to understand Moon Pies. Those who take the time to get to know them- love them. Still, if you are a Moon Pie, this might be the year to start thinking about aerobics- or maybe not.

POSSUM (April 21- May 21)- When confronted with life’s difficulties, Possums have a tendency to withdraw and develop a “don’t-bother-me” attitude. Sometimes they become so withdrawn, people actually think they are dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but it seems to work for the Possum. Sometimes, however, it doesn’t work, and their problems actually run them over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 – June 21)- Crawfish is a water sign. Crawfish who work in offices can generally be found hanging around the water cooler. Similar to Possums, they prefer to avoid confrontation, but use a different strategy. When trouble appears, a Crawfish will scuttle back out of the way until the coast is clear. Still, they have very good heads.

[Lord Revan]

MOON PIE (March 21- April 20)- You’re the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch, It’s easy to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies- big and round are the key words here. Because of their many layers, it can be difficult for outsiders to understand Moon Pies. Those who take the time to get to know them- love them. Still, if you are a Moon Pie, this might be the year to start thinking about aerobics- or maybe not.

I was born on April 16 and I'm NOT FAT!!!

I'm tall and skiny

This post has been edited by Lord Revan: Jun 20 2006, 10:00 PM

[minque]

I was born on April 16 and I'm NOT FAT!!!

Aaaalrighty then fellow Moon Pie! then we´re two!

[Tellie]

Aaaalrighty then fellow Moon Pie! then we´re two!

That makes three of us...I'm born on April 15th, and I'm not fat...as a matter of fact, I have had bulimia before, so I should pårobably get some more weight on me.

[minque]

That makes three of us...I'm born on April 15th, and I'm not fat...as a matter of fact, I have had bulimia before, so I should pårobably get some more weight on me.

Ohhh no...poor Tellie.....but have you got over it completely by now?