Southern Star Signs, What do the stars have in store for you? Options

[treydog]

Southern Star Signs

Regular horoscopes don’t really apply to us folks from “down here,” so we had to come up with our own signs and their meanings. If you Europeans can tear yourselves away from the “futbol,” here is some REAL entertainment! (Note that most of these things are food items- even the ones no one else would ever think of eating.)

OKRA (Dec. 22- Jan. 20)- Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back upon his life and see seeds of influence everywhere. Should stay away from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan. 21- Feb. 19)- Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of herself if she’s motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins go best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb. 20- March 20)- You have an overwhelming curiosity. You’re never satisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if by some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don’t worry about it.

Will post more of these later.

[Saffas Missionary]

Wow, never knew you had Bulimia . poor ol' Telie. Glad to hear you'll turn out fine. Some cakes to put some weight on you But dont eat too much, muscles better than fat

[Tellie]

Wow, never knew you had Bulimia .    poor ol' Telie. Glad to hear you'll turn out fine. Some cakes to put some weight on you      But dont eat too much, muscles better than fat 

Oh...*blushes*......thanks all of you. But really, I had it for a few years ago, being a teenager desperate to look perfect(in other words dirty or bit***) at that time, would have to be thin, and I did as many girls do here in Norway pull the line too far, I'm just glad I realised something was wrong....since I got into a serious relationship, I was not so intent on looking like a sex bomb(that was the way I liked to see myself as), I calmed down, and realised I had a problem.

I do admit that my life(especially in my teens), have been filled up with bad decisions, and there is much I wish I could redo.

But I would like to thank all of you guys/gals here at Chorrol, who have supported me, you are probably the closest firends I have ever had on teh internet(well, most of you here at least) , so I love you all...