The Tale of Axl Lynch, I thought I'd try my hand at writing... Options

[Axlynch]

I'm not one for catchy introductions so I'll just explain the situation. Cyrodiil is in distress following the assassination of emperor Uriel Septim and all of his known heirs. It is rumored that portals to the many planes of Oblivion have sprung up in select places all over Tamriel. People were beginning to lose hope when, out of the confusion, a hero appears. However, this hero is too busy fighting for the empire to hear the whispers of a mysterious mage who happens to welcome the Oblivion invasion. He sees it as the ultimate challenge, not only if his skill as a wizard and necromancer, but also of his skill as a leader and a strategist. Therefor he has made it his mission to prepare for and to thwart the chosen one. To begin his great quest the necromancer must have the right materials. His first order of business will be a journey to Echo Cave and a small visit to none other than the King of Worms himself, Mannimarco. Ladies and gentlemen, the Tale of Axl Lynch.

Author's Notes: I'll begin the story in a few, gonna grab a bite to eat.

[jack cloudy]

I like this one. I love how those two cxonstantly bicker amongst each other.

,,Hey, there's this dude there who wants to warn a small army. I'll hack him to pieces!"
,,No, that's too blunt and unsophisticated. I'll hit him with a spell instead."
,,Oh no, you're not going to ruin my fun. This one is mine!"
,,I'm telling you, we don't have time for that time consuming hacking of yours. A spell is quick, clean and it works!"
,,Yeah, and you run out of Magicka at the worst moment! At least a sword never runs out of power!"
,,But swords break.........He got away while we were arguing. Now look what you did, he got away!"

That's the thing I was a bit worried about for a moment. Too much bickering can be trouble. Now I wonder what the Imperial will do when his Bosmer doesn't come back. (Or when he hears two bickering, vampiric necromancers approach.)