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[Darkwing]

President Bush visits all the grade schools in order to improve his electoral ratings. At one school, the teacher is holding a discussion regarding the meanings of certain words.  President Bush leads the class.


"Can anybody give me an example of the word 'disaster'?" he asks.


One little girl raises her hand and answers, "What if my friend Lucy, who lives on a farm, was run over by a tractor and killed.  That would be a disaster Mr.President."


"I'm sorry" says Bush, "But that would not be a disaster, that would be an accident. Does anybody else want to have a go?"


A little boy in the front raises his hand.  "What if a school bus full of children drove off a cliff and everyone inside died?"


"No" says Bush, "That would be a 'great loss'.  Can't anyone give me an example of the word 'disaster'?"


After a long silence, a boy in the back raises his hand and in a small voice he says, "What if an Air Force One jet carrying the president was shot down in friendly fire missile and everyone on board was killed?"


"Yes! That's right!" cries the President in triumph, "And can you tell me why that would be a disaster?"


"Well," says the boy, "It would have to be a disaster because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

[milanius]

Here's another one:

Up in heaven, a bunch of scientists are playing tag,
and it's Albert Einstein's turn to be "it". Once he gets done counting,
he turns around and sees Isaac Newton just standing there,
in the middle of a box he's drawn on the ground. So Einstein walks over and tags him,
but Newton doesn't do anything. Einstein says, "Newton, what are you doing? I caught you."
And Newton replies, "No you didn't. I'm Newton over a square meter. You caught Pascal."

haha, N/m**2, awesome ! Do you have some Tesla jokes, too ???
Anyway, here's an old S/M joke:

masochist: Hit me ! Hit me ! For the love of God, HIT ME !!!
sadist: hell no


edit: it just hit me, how refreshingly ridiculously hillarious the very notion of tag between Einstein & other science quacks up in the Heaven is to me, the very point of joke aside [ROFL, I need a godamn ROFL smiley here, people!]

This post has been edited by milanius: Aug 13 2006, 09:51 PM