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[Darkwing]

President Bush visits all the grade schools in order to improve his electoral ratings. At one school, the teacher is holding a discussion regarding the meanings of certain words.  President Bush leads the class.


"Can anybody give me an example of the word 'disaster'?" he asks.


One little girl raises her hand and answers, "What if my friend Lucy, who lives on a farm, was run over by a tractor and killed.  That would be a disaster Mr.President."


"I'm sorry" says Bush, "But that would not be a disaster, that would be an accident. Does anybody else want to have a go?"


A little boy in the front raises his hand.  "What if a school bus full of children drove off a cliff and everyone inside died?"


"No" says Bush, "That would be a 'great loss'.  Can't anyone give me an example of the word 'disaster'?"


After a long silence, a boy in the back raises his hand and in a small voice he says, "What if an Air Force One jet carrying the president was shot down in friendly fire missile and everyone on board was killed?"


"Yes! That's right!" cries the President in triumph, "And can you tell me why that would be a disaster?"


"Well," says the boy, "It would have to be a disaster because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

[Ibis]

Ahaha ... Tellie. And what was Eve's advantage?? No one heard her not laff?? Stupid response, eh?

Yeh, I know what you mean about the lunchtable stuff. High school for some reason is so cliqueish and always was and I think always will be. I guess it's just that age group's way. In HS I was only like 3rd circle out in the Girl's popular crowd, just inside the Wannabe orbit - but because I was cute and was in the inner Boy's popular crowd .... I was sort of used as a magnet by the popular girls. Didn't know it at the time. (It's taken me years and years of therapy to figure that one out) ... {{Just kidding.}}

So yeah, the ladies room. Wondering if you guys (er girls) smoked in there? I didn't but at our Catholic hs the senior boys were allowed to smoke cigarettes in the courtyard but no girl was allowed to smoke anywhere in our school. So you could always smell the smoke in one hiddenish ladies room where junior and senior girls congregated. lolol