I was running around as usual, then I fall through the floor and die. (What the?

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Luper Alkad the 1st (I'm currently running with Luper Alkad the 3rd): He accidentally picked up a bottle instead of talking to the bartender and had to defend himself against the entire council club. It gave him a death warrant. That messed up his life.
Luper Alkad the 2nd: He accidentally picked up one of Caius' lockpicks and had to stab old shirtless in the heart. No Nerevarine for him. (Seeing a pattern? I pick up a lot of things by accident.)
My assassin dude: On the way to that impossible to spell Dwemer ruin near Balmora, I decided to whip out my crossbow and pepper Snowy Granius from afar. After 15 missed bolts, I'd drawn so close he began running at me while I filled him with metal. He died after five shots to the head. I discarded the crossbow as being too inaccurate, only to find out later I was always aiming at the floor.
Some nameless dude who I never used beyond the introduction: After giving him his name, stats and all, I decided to kill that old freak who asks you all those questions. First few hits were fine, but then the guard stopped intervening and the old guy blasted me to death. Note to self: Don't kill people before you have saved at least once.
With lots of my characters: That guard who walks to you and Jiub and then teaches you how to walk? Well, he really needs to up his navigation skills. There have been countless times that I had to restore because he took a turn to his right after descending the stairs. After that turn, he was lost and walked around in circles or something, never to arrive where he was so desperately needed. I once waited five minutes for him without any luck!
