CHAPTER 4: KINGS
I decided that I was going to return to the old mans house and get a good nights sleep. The sun was setting and long shadows reached out from the nearby trees as if to grab me. When I finally reached the house I noticed little bits of smoke appearing from the chimney. I knocked after I had reached the houses quaint little wooden door, a moment later It creaked open and the scent of roasted turkey filled my nostril, and something else although I couldn't quite figure it out.
“Well hello again!!!” The old man said to me. “Come in, come in, and welcome to my court. Please I made us a little dinner, it took me a while but I was able to get one of my turkeys all cooked up.” Something clicked in my brain, there is no way this is the same old man from earlier. I could understand him he was saying full words. I began to wonder if this old man was trying to play me, kill me, or if he just had different personalities. “There you go sit sit, here is some food.” After I had taken my seat he handed me a good portioned leg of the creature he had killed.: When I looked back at him he had some eating utensils out and was eating his leg vary royally.
I remembered what he had told me earlier about that this was his court. So I asked him trying to be as polite as possible “So you have a pretty nice place here, so what lands and peasants do you rule over kind sir?”
“Dont you know? I am the King of Kings! I rule all of Tamriel, I just am a vary generous and kind leader. Right now I am on an information collecting mission to see what my subjects need and what they desire.” I was throughly confused at this point, I was beginning to think that the old man had completely lost it. “Excuse me, I need to take a drink from my morphing flask. You see I travel the world under this disguise so people don't recognize me.” He then pulled out a medium sized flask and took a big sip. He spilled a little bit of it on the floor, it pooled together and began to seep into the dirt floor. At that moment I realized what I had been smelling before, Skooma! I thought to myself but doesn't that make you even less intelligent and hard to be around? The old man seems so much more enjoyable, and understandable when he has it.
By the end of the night I was beginning to sicken of his continuous boring drab about how to run a successful empire and what the best battle formations were, also what foods to stay away from. He had finally passed out so I decided to go to the room he had showed me to sleep in. When I lade down I felt much of the past few days pressing upon me. When I closed my eyes I passed out almost instantly.
“Rys n shine leepy ead!” I just about wet myself when I heard to old mans voice next to my head. I remembered last night and wished he had some skooma in his system before he talked. “Sry bout las nite, I giv meself som skooooma afore I g te sleep. It elps me think boat wel, te towns folk ere don mind me doin et soes I does it. Oh did ye sleep good las nigh???”
“I slept great thank you for your hospitality” I told him as I began to put on my robes and get ready to leave.
“Were ya goin eh? Can ol Fellessen com long fer te journey?” He said as he stumbled along behind me. “I ave money loads o the stuff I also no peoples everwhere thet ken elp uses out!”
“Ok” I told him, how could I say no he let me into his house eat his food and sleep in what may or may not have been a bed.
“Ware we goin?” He asked me, and I honestly had no idea. From what Anewak had told me I could go and join the resistance, but I wasn't really interested in that. So I told him I didn't know.
“I no a gret place te go! It has all de ladies n skooma a man could evah ask fer. We need te stoop at Faregyl Inn. Wat doo ye say?”
“Sure I have nothing better to do” plus it was on the way to the resistance if I wanted to go there. So we headed out. The most trouble we had on the way there was a few beggers trying to get some money from my now skooma'd out King at my side. Of course every one of them were interviewed and asked what they wanted to see happen and more such nonsense. When he tried to give a beggar some money he found out that he actually didn't have any. Once again this made me wonder how he got the skooma. He was a companion now but there was still so much more I could learn from him.
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