The Coffee Shop - Summer remix Options

[jonajosa]

Cold for me would be about... 50 degrees. 35 would be freezing my butt off.

[Kuukulgur]

Damn you people and your degrees of Farenheit I'm only used to Celcius...

[minque]

Soulseeker!! welcome back! I´ve missed you.... so did you have a nice vacation?.......you have a lot to catch up ...woot

hmm yeah Fahrenheit is weird....I never learn how to convert it to the normal unit...Celsius

[Soulseeker3.0]

lol yes I do, so many stories to read, critic, etc.

yes I did have a nice vacation, went to a race track, shot off fire works, drank a load of soda, had some fun in D.C. (lots of walking), shot guns, got something one notch above a friend who is a girl (I think so atleast lol), and all sorts of stuff.

p.s. what happened to the wizards and the other new smilies??? don't tell me I made it all up in a dream or something.

[gamer10]

The new forums had some strange problem and crashed, so we're back to the old one. I think . .

[Wolfie]

oh man i am not in a good mood right now. I asked my sister to put my dinner on at half nine so it would be ready when i got home from karate at ten. Not only did she forget and only put it on at ten, she din't put it at the right temperature so it's still not cooked and it's twenty five to eleven now!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamer10]

:paperbag: <--- this is me hiding from the enraged Lonewolf!!!

[Soulseeker3.0]

that sounds like a good idea gamer

[jonajosa]

Its like when i try to open one of those damn MREs and I add to much water and it explodes in my lap burning me with hot vegies and meat. :paperbag:

Or like last week when I was talking to someone while putting my food in the heating device and forgetting to take my hand out when I had let go of the food. I guess i was to wrapped up in the conversation. That hurt... :embarrassed:

[minque]

Aww poor Wolfie and Jona! Not getting dinner when expected is cruel..ask my daughter she´s ripping down the walls if she doesn´t find sometghing to eat when she´s home from her diving-training!

And Jona...hmmm simultaneous capacity is a female thing! I mean talking and putting food in a warming device at the same time is reeeeeally difficult for a man! Then those accidents happen!

(btw what´s a MRE???)


:goodjob:

[jonajosa]

MRE stands for Meal, Ready-to-Eat and is currently the main individual operational ration for the U.S. military. MREs are meant to be completely self-contained meals that provide all the nutrition a solider-on-the-go needs to sustain him/herself. Typical contents include entree, side dish, crackers, peanut butter/cheese spread, desert, instant coffee/tea, matches, toilet paper, spoon, and a heater to heat the main entree. While everything in an MRE can be eaten cold, it usually tastes better warm.

Amd there freeze dried. So you have to heat them up using some sort of chemical reaction.

Step one) Open all that crap.
2) Pour water form canteen into small plastic bag to start a chemical reaction which generates extream heat to cook your food.
3) place food item(s) in plastic bag and close
4)wait a min or two and open bag
5) take out and eat.

http://www.mreinfo.com/

[minque]

Oh....well that´s something! You mean you guys live on that? Hmm I understand it´s all nutritional..but ..hmm looks rather boring ...but I don´t know it might be quite delicious!


Camping-food??? sorta...

[jonajosa]

[quote=minque]
Camping-food??? sorta... [/quote]

I wish i was on a trip like that. But camping food is usally better than this.

[treydog]

[quote]But camping food is usally better than this.[/quote]

Except for the scrambled eggs. Doesn't matter how hot you get them or how many spices you add- you would be better off just putting the salt, pepper, and hot sauce directly into the water (and leaving out the powdered eggs.)

Kind of like the old "How to Cook a Carp" Recipe

Step one: Nail carp to board

Steps two through 200: do various arcane seasoning and cooking steps.

Step final: Throw away the carp and eat the board.

[Fuzzy Knight]

Oooh.. Tomorrow I will almost be scared to turn on the PC, I have trouble with the graphic card and the fan, and its reported over 31 degrees.. :embarrassed2:
And when I looked at the temprature outside it was 41... thought it has been in the sun all day, but damn my PC will explode! :shocked:

[jonajosa]

Holy grapenuts! I just found several packets of koolaid in a cabinet here. Im gonna be having some real tastey stuff to drink out of cantine this week.

[Red]

[quote=jonajosa]MRE stands for Meal, Ready-to-Eat and is currently the main individual operational ration for the U.S. military. MREs are meant to be completely self-contained meals that provide all the nutrition a solider-on-the-go needs to sustain him/herself. Typical contents include entree, side dish, crackers, peanut butter/cheese spread, desert, instant coffee/tea, matches, toilet paper, spoon, and a heater to heat the main entree. While everything in an MRE can be eaten cold, it usually tastes better warm.

Amd there freeze dried. So you have to heat them up using some sort of chemical reaction.

Step one) Open all that crap.
2) Pour water form canteen into small plastic bag to start a chemical reaction which generates extream heat to cook your food.
3) place food item(s) in plastic bag and close
4)wait a min or two and open bag
5) take out and eat.
http://www.mreinfo.com/[/quote]

I've had a few, and a WWII ration. Mmm, classic WWII bread and jam. Tasty. Though remind you, I'm not in the military. Ever had an astrounaut suppliment bar? Strawberry flavoured... stuff that can last longer than the human race.

[Chumbaniya]

Except for the scrambled eggs.  Doesn't matter how hot you get them or how many spices you add- you would be better off just putting the salt, pepper, and hot sauce directly into the water (and leaving out the powdered eggs.)
Kind of like the old "How to Cook a Carp" Recipe
Step one:  Nail carp to board
Steps two through 200: do various arcane seasoning and cooking steps.
Step final: Throw away the carp and eat the board.

I gots to try me that carp recipe...

I can't remember having powdered eggs ever when camping, but most of the time the food turns out great (apart from when I spilt washing up liquid all over it...).

Oh, and one of the hardest things in the world to eat - uncooked prawn crackers. Think of the toughness of uncooked pasta, and then multiply it by about 100. It's taken me over an hour before simply to manage to swallow one, which is just a small disc around an inch in diameter. That being said, they weren't much better when I'd cooked them...

[jonajosa]

I want all of you to know that i had a good time getting to talk with yall. However certain... things have happened. I will not be visiting here for who knows how long. My guess is atleast a year or two.

I enjoyed all the storys I have read. It gave me peace when I read or edited them. Thank you.

Hope to see you sometime in the future.

[treydog]

Godspeed, Jonajosa. I will keep a pot of coffee on and a place by the fire for you.