The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[Chumbaniya]

I was making fun of your pirate thing chumba.

Never, EVER make fun of the pirates. Incidentally my pirates are well versed in a multitude of skills, including arts and crafts, so they will have no trouble in creatinng flags.

Anyway, on to the issue of the 48,000,000 Hitler clones - the idea of having so many clones of the same individual raises all manner of Paradoxes and Strangely Improbable Events, so you can have the go ahead from me on that.

Also, I would like to know what kind of costumes and armaments the hitlers will have? Will any of them, for example, be sea-based? If so, will they be dressed as pirates?

I also have a slight point about the hitler idea - you state that Stalin comes a close third to hitler and a hitler clone, but you have neglected to include the most evil german of all time in your list - Kaiser Wilhelm. He owns Stalin any day of the week. My point is, would it be cost effective to produce a small number of Wilhelm clones as backup? On the off chance that there is some genetic feature that gives the hitler clones some kind of easily exploitable weakness, we need some other forces ready so that we are not completely overwhelmed.

[DoomedOne]

I was thinking about setting up a branch of Wilhelm's for some sea-based infantry attack, sort of like a division of the marines. Wilhelm may be evil but historically he's rather neglected, meaning it's far too productive to emasse an army of them instead of Hitlers, when Hitler is the most historically famous evil guy, and therefore fits better into the paradox.

The hitlers will be dressed as nazis, but you can dress the Wilhelm's like ballerinas for all I care.

[Soulseeker3.0]

I was thinking about setting up a branch of Wilhelm's for some sea-based infantry attack, sort of like a division of the marines.  Wilhelm may be evil but historically he's rather neglected, meaning it's far too productive to emasse an army of them instead of Hitlers, when Hitler is the most historically famous evil guy, and therefore fits better into the paradox.

The hitlers will be dressed as nazis, but you can dress the Wilhelm's like ballerinas for all I care.

did you hear me on me loaing you ninjas Doomed?

[DoomedOne]

Yes, I'll need three, just three. Make sure one is really smart, one really fast and one really strong. They'll all have diffierent personalities and wield different weapons, and wear different colored bandanas.

[Dantrag]

Yes, I'll need three, just three.  Make sure one is really smart, one really fast and one really strong.  They'll all have diffierent personalities and wield different weapons, and wear different colored bandanas.

You could make them radioactive turtles too!!

[Soulseeker3.0]

it's done they sould arive at you base in three seconds fronm when I make my post.

You could make them radioactive turtles too!!

lol.... no.....

This post has been edited by Soulseeker3.0: Aug 31 2005, 01:27 AM

[Neck' Thall]

Edit Title: Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army of flying Robots which shoot Lasers out of their eyes

( Ineed a permit fromover ride and Minque for thiscuz They will make lots ofthins go POOFFF & BOOM.)

Ohh yeah i will need toknow where to move Laputa, as it is currently over the city of Pheonix, Arizona.

This post has been edited by Neck' Thall: Aug 31 2005, 01:50 AM

[ShogunSniper]

HOW DARE YOU??
DARN YOU GAMER!!!
DARN YOU NIRAN!!!!
DARN YOU SQUIRRELS!!!!
*sends samurais to deal with the moon squirrels*

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Aug 31 2005, 01:47 AM

[Wolfie]

Doomed, you have my permission to make the hoses shoot flames. But only regular flames. No fancy superheated ones aor anyhting like that.

As for me, my Fortress of Solitude and Despair has been constructed in teh newly active volcano off the coast of New Zealand, Mt. Wabbajack.

My Wolfman army consist of 300 basic all round troops, 75 brutes, and 3 commanders. Plans to annex the government of New Zealand are underway

[BobV]

I will be moving several McDonalds restaurants to the area where the clones are (to be) based. They shall be crewed by buxom german women, because I have been pondering the possibilities of half-clones.

[Wolfie]

Uh, i don't think we need a whole bunch of mini half-clone hitlers running about

[BobV]

Why not, undomesticated-canine-inclined-to-solitude? After all...

MORE MINIONS! Nyah hah hah hah hah!

[Wolfie]

Because we all already have minions.

[BobV]

Who cares? Never can have too much.

[DoomedOne]

What you guys don't seem to realize, Wolfman and Gamer, is that me, the controller of time, have already been corrupting elections in every single country on the planet since 1234. If you try to conquer a country, you're only replacing the puppet government that followed my instructions (and therefore the coalitions) since it was born.

Well, except New Zealand, some guy in a trench-coat stopped me from doing that one, so have a ball.

[Dantrag]

DoomedOne, I would like a report on the war with the parallel universe DoomedOnes.

Seeing as I am donating many of my resources to your war, I would like to know how my things are being used, and if they are being used prudently.

[DoomedOne]

Yes, I gave a small report earlier, as I said you will be bunking with the dantrag from Universe 17. Furthermore...

The argument, if you read in my sig, originally broke out over who got be Universe 1. It being our universe that first stumbled upon time-travel (though I sort of cheated, I won't go into that) I declared our Universe Universe 1, and all the following Universes I discovered afterwards I named in order.

They said it wasn't fair eventually, they being Universe 19 and 4. Universe 13 suggested we split it off like Universe 1, Universe A, Universe Alpha, etcetera, but most of the other Universes turned it down saying we would still be Universe 1.

So, that was also about the time I started using the Earths in these parallel universes to test some devious world domination plans the coalition has come up with. In fact, ignore the Universe 1 argument, now that I think about it, it was me invading their universes that probably started the Civil war.

So anyway. I stumbled upon a mathematical flaw of physics in Universe 5, so I just made them go Poof (without their Minque's permission, no less). I reversed the gravity in Universe 2 so Every single star exploded, with some other cool added features like space astronaughts ripping to pieces. In Universe 7, I sent some nukes through time all at once basically destroying every livable planet.

It was at this time many Universes decided it would be better to get the comfy chair in hell instead of suffer, and so sided with me. Dantrag 17 of Universe 17, for instance, betrayed crucial defense information about their universe and allowed me to set up my warpgate under water (the rest of the universe had an anti-warpgate firewall set up). In return, I allowed him to live freely in my universe, meanwhile I just sort of let loose an army of genetically modified dinosaurs from parallel dimensions to wreak havok in the universe.

So that's where we are, the war is nearly over, I just need to betray my new allies and destroy the last of my enemies, and then... I don't know, I'll throw a pizza party.

[ShogunSniper]

sweet!

[BobV]

It seems everything is going the way it should be going. It had better dare not going the way it isn't supposed to be going. I'll go now.

[minque]

I think I´ve gathered almost 2/3 of the world´s spent nuclear power-elements.....my Plutonium-factory is running at optimum capacity......

Muhahahaha©