The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! Options

[OverrideB1]

I received an interesting transmission from the cybernetic otters when they arrived at Wurlon's base.

***Start Transmission***
/scan begins...
No life signs detected
...scan ends/

~~static~~
/system error...
This unit under attack
/system failure immenant...
They're coming out of the walls, they're coming out of the....
***Transmission ends***

People, I think we might have ourselves a problem here...

This post has been edited by OverrideB1: Sep 3 2005, 01:23 AM

[Dantrag]

Dear DoomedOne. King of the Space-Time Continuum, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, and Board Leader of the CEG (Coalition of Evil Geniuses.

I would like to inform you of a grave situation involving a separation from the CEG. One of our allies has betrayed the trust we have so graciously given him and has abused it to no end. He has built a nuclear site on his moon base without any sort of permission from I, the supreme overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons, nor minque, the ruler of all things poof, and many nuclear resources. If he has gone this far without the CEG's approval, how much farther will he go? I would not like to see this noble coalition's reputation tainted by such an act of betrayal and misuse of trust.

I would like to call forth (with your persmission) a vote on the council that will decide on Shogun's fate. Will he be punished? Removed from office? Or is there something much more beautifullay terrible planned for him?

Loyal follower of the CEG,

-Dantrag, Supreme Overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons.

[DoomedOne]

This is why we have permits! You see people! This is why! Because that way, when you screw up, you're liable and I don't get sued. That's why. Imagine if their genes had been spliced, imagine what the case would have bee? I'd lose my job!

Okay, if no one can solve to problem in thrity six hours I'll be sending in my team of fire-breathin stegosauruses to wipe the complex out.

[ShogunSniper]

damnit
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Ahem. requesting from all who it may concern permits for an operating nuclear missile launch site on the moon and the storage of 16 nuclear missiles on the moon.

This post has been edited by ShogunSniper: Sep 3 2005, 01:29 AM

[DoomedOne]

Dear DoomedOne. King of the Space-Time Continuum, State Secretary of Genetic Modification, and Board Leader of the CEG (Coalition of Evil Geniuses.

I would like to inform you of a grave situation involving a separation from the CEG. One of our allies has betrayed the trust we have so graciously given him and has abused it to no end. He has built a nuclear site on his moon base without any sort of permission from I, the supreme overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons, nor minque, the ruler of all things poof, and many nuclear resources. If he has gone this far without the CEG's approval, how much farther will he go? I would not like to see this noble coalition's reputation tainted by such an act of betrayal and misuse of trust.

I would like to call forth (with your persmission) a vote on the council that will decide on Shogun's fate. Will he be punished? Removed from office? Or is there something much more beautifullay terrible planned for him?

Loyal follower of the CEG,

-Dantrag, Supreme Overlord of the ocean and nuclear weapons.

*Appears through a warp-gate in front of Dantrag*

If shogun is truly going rogue then I'll send him to purgatory, where all the rogues of the coalition go. Gamer went there, wurlon probably would have gone there... I let them out eventually, but you know, they usually come back pretty washed.

*Disappears*

[ShogunSniper]

i have not gone rogue, maybe a little corrupt. but corruption is a part of the evil triangle and is allowed within the evil committee

edited post above.

[Dantrag]

Corruption is allowed, but only within your own power.

I couldn't corrupt your space legally, and you cannot corrupt my power over nuclear weapons legally.

I am beginning to wonder about your loyalties...

[Wolfie]

I sent a force of 100 troopers, 50 brutes and 1 commander to Wurlon's base shortly after Override's otters arrived. So far they report no anomalies other than a complete lack of lifesigns

[ShogunSniper]

Ok Ok. the launch site shall remain dormant and unoperational until this problem is resolved. there is no need for an attack, inspection, or visit to the moon or anything. the 16 nuclear missiles will remain dormant in an abandoned mine on the moon.

[Wolfie]

Just received communication from my wolfmen, strange creatures burst out of the walls and attacked them, 15 troopers and 3 brutes were lost before they could retreat. I'm pulling them out, we obviously can't handle whatever's going on in that base.

[ShogunSniper]

perhaps a complete termination of the base is in order.

[OverrideB1]

For the last 15 minutes my command-link system to the otters in Wurlon's base has been flashing the same message over and over...

Liberate tutemae ex inferis

and now the lights are flicker... What was that? Who's there? Chen, Chen, is that....




STATIC

This post has been edited by OverrideB1: Sep 3 2005, 01:46 AM

[DoomedOne]

For sake of coolness, I'm sent in 4,000 Hitler clones to surround the base and assault the creatures.

Transmission:
Hitler Commander: Move out men Move! move! move!
Hitler Private: Oh my god... there are bodies everywhere... It's a blood ba-- AUGH
Hitler Commander: Green leader respond
Hitler Green leader: They're hitting us hard! They have some sort of--
Hitler Commander: Green leader!
Hitler red leader: Sir men are flying like grease drops! We have to pull in the assult team, this site is lost!
Hitler Commnder: I refuse to accept that, more in another 1000!
Hitler red leader: Sir it was simply stupid to clone a bunch of Hitlers! We are unhealthy, unfit german speaking facists. It's futile!
Hitler Commander: DoomedOne, we're requesting you bulldoze the place.
DoomedOne: Now? but your men are still inside.
Hitler Commander: Give us fifteen minutes to retreat.
DoomedOne: No.

Launching stegosaurus assault team. Objective: Destroy all signs of movement.

Heh heh heh. Stupid hitlers.

[ShogunSniper]

Override? Override! OVERRIDE!!!!!!

Commander DoomedOne that is the second evil genius we have lost tonight!

[Wolfie]

I'm dispatching 500 Wolfmen to Override's base, hopefully someone can be saved

[ShogunSniper]

*Captain ShogunSniper and 9 of his top elite uber SamuraiSharpshooters land outside of Wurlon's base in an LTEV and prepare to infiltrate.*

[Dantrag]

I could nuke the bases and easily destroy them, but any survivors would be lost. Do we risk it?

[Wolfie]

No. Not until all is deemed lost.

My forces have reached Override's base, they report mangled bodies everywhere, still searching for any survivors

[ShogunSniper]

/start transmission verification code=3598.02
This is ShogunSni[static.......]
fered [static]
losses. I am on my wa[static...]
uke the place. It's just completely runover with thes[static....]


/transmission lost
/resending signal
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/no response
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[Wurlon]

[static}


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This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 03:26 AM