 The Second Evil Genius Collab. Thread, EVIL!!!!!! |
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| BobV |
 Sep 3 2005, 02:43 PM
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A lone cholocate bar, located in a defunct fridge in Wurlon's base, blinks. It promptly sprouts arms and legs and takes out a miniature walky-talky. "Come in, HQ. Operative #666 here. Status report: HOLY JESUS! EVERYONE'S DEAD! ...going to find out why."
The animated chocolate bar bravely leaves the fridge and walks a few steps before being scooped up by a clawed hand. "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE HIT! WE'RE---" An evil, powerful voice can be heard after. "Hmm...chocolate." Static... -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW  |
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 02:44 PM
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#182
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Mouth Joined: 28-June 05 From: Mordor/Netherlands |
addendum: Is only semiserious rping here
-------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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| ShogunSniper |
Sep 3 2005, 02:46 PM
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complete with EVIL PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!
.,/;'":!<>?[]{}--_&* -------------------- War is over if you want it.
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 02:49 PM
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#184
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Mouth Joined: 28-June 05 From: Mordor/Netherlands |
*Thwaps SS unconscious*
How liberating that was... -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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| Megil Tel-Zeke |
Sep 3 2005, 05:05 PM
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 Master Joined: 25-June 05 From: Wilmington NC |
hazardous material trucks pul in front of Wurlon's base. soldiers carrying pcks filled with the powerful acid, head into the facility. everything seems clear.
then they begin coming out of the walls. "FIRE!", pmps are activatedand blobs of H+ are fired at the skeletal warriors, and enraged wolfmen, they promptly disintigrate. they work themselves deeper into the facility, looking for any survivor's. -------------------- "By keeping others at a distance you avoid a betrayal of your trust.
But while you may not be hurt that way you musnt forget that you must endure the loneliness." Friendly Hostility Fanboi |
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 05:18 PM
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#186
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Incoming transmission from agents #668 and #690:
"HOLY HELL! IT ATE JACK! WE'RE DOOMED! OH MY GOD, IT'S LOOKING AT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" *static* -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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| DoomedOne |
Sep 3 2005, 05:47 PM
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#187
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We already nuked wurlon's base a while ago.
It's not that we're bad at roleplaying, it's just that originally this thread was onyl used to swap evil ideas. Every evil move is straight to character. We send far too many troops to just wipe everything out without care for figuring out what triggered it, then when that doesn't work we nuke it. What do you expect? Mayor of new york wants to talk to you Dantrag. You sort of took the whole of new york with wurlon's base, since it was technically starbucks HQ -------------------- A man once asked the Buddha, "How does one escape the heat of the summer sun?"
And the Buddha replied, "Why not try crawling into the blazing furnace?" |
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| Megil Tel-Zeke |
Sep 3 2005, 06:21 PM
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Master Joined: 25-June 05 From: Wilmington NC |
umm i thought starbuck's Hq is located int Seattle.
-------------------- "By keeping others at a distance you avoid a betrayal of your trust.
But while you may not be hurt that way you musnt forget that you must endure the loneliness." Friendly Hostility Fanboi |
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| DoomedOne |
Sep 3 2005, 06:23 PM
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Oh right...
Seattle, mayor of seattle. -------------------- A man once asked the Buddha, "How does one escape the heat of the summer sun?"
And the Buddha replied, "Why not try crawling into the blazing furnace?" |
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| Wolfie |
Sep 3 2005, 06:49 PM
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Megil, my wolfmen had left Wurlon's base a long time ago
--------------------  D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg |
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| Wurlon |
Sep 3 2005, 06:54 PM
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#191
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 Knower  Joined: 25-August 05 From: Pennsylvania, United States |
wtf my underground secret castle facitility was in Ireland!! muhahahha your all at the wrong base that's my lunchbreak stop....
doesn't matter anyway, I'm pissed that lonewolf gets wolfmen and I don't HMRPH!!!!! I'm rebuilding a new site in Alaska which will be a super-secret underground castle facility complete with weapon storage, enough rooms and space for an army of 10,000 troops plus three football field sized laboratories for wolfman testing. And yes my new army will consist of Wurlagothian Wolfmen, which are resistant to all elements, intelligent and very social. They will also have a special training course for medieval weapons and modern ones. But instead of cloning I shall naturally breed them. And I already have three beautiful wolfwomen that help me with decisions and construction ideas. Wurlagothians range from light grey to dark red coloring, and have sharp claws & teeth. And I request that my title be shifted to Official Breeder of Wurlagothians and Guardsmen. My base is a secret underground castle facility located somewhere in Alaska and my army is Wurlagothians. This post has been edited by Wurlon: Sep 3 2005, 07:02 PM -------------------- Sic Semper Tyrannis
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| Wolfie |
Sep 3 2005, 06:54 PM
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Mage Joined: 14-March 05 From: Dublin, Ireland |
You get the hell out of my country or i will kick your boat into last week
-------------------- D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg |
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| ShogunSniper |
Sep 3 2005, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Sep 3 2005, 02:54 PM) You get the hell out of my country or i will kick your boat into last week  i belive you will need a permit from doomedone to do anything like that -------------------- War is over if you want it.
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| Wolfie |
Sep 3 2005, 06:59 PM
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he gave me a time travel license
 -------------------- D�anaim smaoineamh, d� bhr� sin, t�im ann - Descartes Only the dead have seen the end of war ~ Plato Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton EnsamVarg |
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| Wurlon |
Sep 3 2005, 07:04 PM
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Knower Joined: 25-August 05 From: Pennsylvania, United States |
QUOTE(LoneWolf @ Sep 3 2005, 01:54 PM) You get the hell out of my country or i will kick your boat into last week My base is already destroyed, as the robotically enchanced skeletal warriors kind of blew it up, I just ran out the back. My new location is in Alaska, where it's nice and cold -------------------- Sic Semper Tyrannis
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 08:05 PM
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#196
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Mouth Joined: 28-June 05 From: Mordor/Netherlands |
Internal CEG Memo
From: BobV To: Lonewolf, DoomedOne wish for me to send poisoned snack packs to Wurlon's semisecret facility? Hate, BobV -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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| Megil Tel-Zeke |
Sep 3 2005, 08:10 PM
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#197
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Master Joined: 25-June 05 From: Wilmington NC |
*ahem*
Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity. HQ: South Pole Army: Pending -------------------- "By keeping others at a distance you avoid a betrayal of your trust.
But while you may not be hurt that way you musnt forget that you must endure the loneliness." Friendly Hostility Fanboi |
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 08:15 PM
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Mouth Joined: 28-June 05 From: Mordor/Netherlands |
Internal CEG Memo
From: BobV To: Megil Yo, Meggy, brother from another mother. Care to pass me some poison? It's for taking care of that upstart Wurlon, yo. Keep it real, BobV -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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| Megil Tel-Zeke |
Sep 3 2005, 08:32 PM
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[I]Internal CEG memo
From Megil To: Bobv sure, a kilo of fluoroacetate will be delivered shortly. make sure not to ingest poison yourself as 1/10 of a gram can kill a man. -------------------- "By keeping others at a distance you avoid a betrayal of your trust.
But while you may not be hurt that way you musnt forget that you must endure the loneliness." Friendly Hostility Fanboi |
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| BobV |
Sep 3 2005, 08:34 PM
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Internal CEG memo
From: BobV To: Megil Thanks, dawg. I'll be sure to make it handled by the demi-hitlers. Some time later...PERFECTLY REGULAR (...right) snackpacks arrive at Wurlon's semisecret Alaska base. -------------------- Slackers of the world, unite!
"And, brave Romans, remember this above all: The owls have promised me help in this fight, how can we lose?!" - R:TW |
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