Dante's Inferno Test. Options

[King Death]

I can try but I need a hall pass... hell pass from the teacher.... Satan...... I wonder if Todd will go to the City of Dis, now that would be hell!
Laughing at me only makes you sink faster into the depths of hell, where you should be. I think doomedone is lying, he probably just said the ninth level to get attention, or he actually raped someone in the quiz.

THE POWER OF CHIRST CONSUMES YOU!!
well if he is consuming me, then he must have some bad acid reflux, there is a lot of fire down here!
I'll bring the popcorn, grilled chicken and peanuts! I peanuts

Compells, the power of christ compells you.

And why should I be in hell? That's not a nice thing to say.

[Florodine of Hlaalu]

purgatory wahoo! do you have to be catholic? cause i don't really believe in purgatory hmm well thats where i am i guess

[Channler]

lol, no..

I'm protastent (omgz, meh 1 hand l33t typz skilz) and I'm in purgatory

At its better then where you all are at:P

[DoomedOne]

If you want to get that technical Channler, only 3300 people make it heaven despite what religion they are. There are a billion catholics, nearly a billion muslims, hundreds of millions of protestants...

Luckily the Divine Comedy is fiction, and in the Divine Comedy (and later in Hellblazer (or as you probably know it, Constantine) only Catholics made it to Heaven.

[Megil Tel-Zeke]

what would the other christians be heretics?

[ShogunSniper]

my family's catholic, but i personally am athiestic so i guess im doomed for hell....oh well.

[DoomedOne]

I think when they invented that 3300 number they didn't really think Christianity would ever get to become too popular.

[minque]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Now that is the second level of hell.......but my results were somewhat varied....

I got high scores for several levels......like lvl 3,4,6,7 and 8..hmmmm but all in all I´m being sent to lvl 2....

[Wolfie]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Now that is the second level of hell.......but my results were somewhat varied....

I got high scores for several levels......like lvl 3,4,6,7 and 8..hmmmm but all in all I´m being sent to lvl 2....

Hehe, Minque isn't bad enough to reach Dis with me and the others

[Channler]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Now that is the second level of hell.......but my results were somewhat varied....

I got high scores for several levels......like lvl 3,4,6,7 and 8..hmmmm but all in all I´m being sent to lvl 2....

So.. minque goes to hell with all the seducers..

[Wurlon]

So.. minque goes to hell with all the seducers..

Laughs tremendously. omfg I forgot how to spell tremend.. tre....

[minque]

Hahaha!!! I´m bad enough to be with the sinful ones..but not bad enough to the rest of you huh?

Oh guys.....you aint seen nothin´yet!

[Soulseeker3.0]

Only the 2nd lvl for MInque... Hmm hows that work?

[Channler]

If you want to get that technical Channler, only 3300 people make it heaven despite what religion they are.  There are a billion catholics, nearly a billion muslims, hundreds of millions of protestants...

Luckily the Divine Comedy is fiction, and in the Divine Comedy (and later in Hellblazer (or as you probably know it, Constantine) only Catholics made it to Heaven.

How was I getting technical?

If your referring to the Divine Comedy, then I wouldn't know cause I only read about a third of it..

[Wurlon]

YAY! I took it again and went down a level.. erm up whatever one level less! I'm in the fifth level now, the river of Styx or something. It is for the wrathful!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I consider that not all that bad consider I come from a Catholic family, turned aetheist and curse all the time.

This post has been edited by Wurlon: Nov 8 2005, 03:39 PM

[ShogunSniper]

I consider that not all that bad consider I come from a Catholic family, turned aetheist and curse all the time.

my life story

[Kindred Spirit]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I can't say I'm surprised. I won't say that god doesn't exist, (unless I'm in a pissy mood) but I don't believe in God, or at the very least not in most organized religions. If there is any religion that suites my beliefs, from the admittedly little I know about it, it would be Wiccan, but at least for now, I am a self pronounced and self professed aetheist, raised by a Catholic agnostic and a Protestant.

I also scored high on levels one and nine.

1- I think this fits me better than six. I may not believe in God, but I do agree with many Christian morals and attitudes, including helping those in need and such.

9- Treacherous? Me? Never. (I'm the short one in the robe and hat, lol) If a person wrongs me enough, even if it is a member of my family, I have no problem with shutting them out forever. Would I turn against my counrty? Yes, if my country was clearly the wrong side to join because they were too morally corrupt to support. This hasn't happened, even now I can say there are some things about my country I like. Ah well, I like the cold anyways.


Darn it! I have to go to level six of hell! Unless I support charities just a little more, and all that stuff. Then I can spend my time in limbo, with The Wolf, maybe Vinya, Megil, and Epy. I was only going to the city of Dis by a little bit, and once I have a source of income, I'll be able to support charities, and I can go to limbo instead. I mean, no offense, guys, but I would prefer to spend all of eternity not suffering. Oh, yeah, and I don't like crowds, so I'll have to avoid Dis. I guess I'll go to limbo by spending a bunch of money on charities. It's either that or become more treacheous, and spend time with DoomedOne. I do like the cold and all, but once again, I think I'd prefer limbo.

[DoomedOne]

Well the problem with Limbo is that there are no drugs in Limbo. Cocytus is the best place for drugs.

[Kindred Spirit]

Don't worry, DoomedOne, I don't NEED drugs, I can quit anytime I want to. (Just kidding, I'm clean)

[Red]

Level 8- the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Hehe, only doomed beat me. I think mine was less in the hipicrites and such and more because of my pagen-esque beliefs. I've just never saw a need to tell some preacher who is "ever so much holier than me" my sins when I could just speak to god itself. Yeah, you heard me. I believe in god as the creation, not creator of life.

Some people think I hate religion, but I actually am the quite opposite. Anything that brings people together, on their will, raises spirits and believes in someone or thing that isn't opinion or racially based is amazing in my eyes. The religions I do dislike force people to do things, are based upon the preacher and not the religion and look down upon others.