Great Bumper Stickers Options

[Kindred Spirit]

omg rofl I did not see that one! or did I realize that boat was a censor..

Yeah, the autocensor makes it a little less funny, a little more nonsensical, but if you know what it means, it's still hilarious. And so true, sometimes.

"This is yes, study that."
To say at the least that one drove me crazy.

Is there some deep meaning to that? It's driving me crazy trying to figure it out. There are several possibilities that I've thought of, but none of them make enough sense.

[DoomedOne]

I have a T-shirt with a guy jamming his head up his own boatmaster and it says, "Don't bother me, I'm watching Fox News"

[Intestinal Chaos]

Yeah, the autocensor makes it a little less funny, a little more nonsensical, but if you know what it means, it's still hilarious. And so true, sometimes.
Is there some deep meaning to that? It's driving me crazy trying to figure it out. There are several possibilities that I've thought of, but none of them make enough sense.

Haha, that's the point. Anyone who I have shown it to that is a deep thinker tries to anylize it and becomes confused. That's what we get for being so anylitical. It doesn't always work that way but it is good for a try.

[Grim]

Two bumper stickers for this to make sense.

In Portland, OR the "Tri-Met" (public trans co., runs the bus lines, light rail) busses have stickers on their bumpers: "Because of me there are 249 fewer cars on the road."

The other day I saw a car with the bumper sticker "Because of my car and 248 others, there's one less stinky bus on the road"

This post has been edited by Grim: Nov 15 2005, 03:44 AM

[Intestinal Chaos]

Oregon has a very great public transportation system! I wish I still lived there

[Wolfie]

Not a bumper sticker, but still great. A shirt i saw somewhere (i think it was one of those pictures that makes the roudns on the net via emails) that says on the back "If you can read this, then the b**** fell off!"
I believe it's a biker shirt or something

[Kindred Spirit]

Yeah, I've seen bikers wearing it. Hilarious.

Here are some t-shirts I've seen as well.

If you agreed with me, we'd both be wrong.

By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind.

Normal people scare me.

What did I say that sounded like "Tell me about your day?"

[Wolfie]

antoher t-shirt, one for overweight people, saying "I beat Anorexia!"
hehe

[DoomedOne]

I like wearing t-shirts with double meanings, not necessary offensive messages but ones that can be interpteted that way.

I have:

Colorado: Go Climb a Rock

and a Picture of a guy fishing in this beautiful scenery with the message, "Get Lost"

[Kindred Spirit]

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

I see dumb people... (edited version of Sixth Sense quote)

[DoomedOne]

Kindred, I swore last time I heard someone say "I see dumb people" I would eat them, and you had to top it off by explaining where it came from.

Just... beware... all I'm going to say.

Anyone mentioned the t-shirt that says, "Bomb squad: If you see me running, catch up"

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Nov 18 2005, 05:20 AM

[Kindred Spirit]

Kindred, I swore last time I heard someone say "I see dumb people" I would eat them, and you had to top it off by explaining where it came from.

Just... beware... all I'm going to say.

Did.... you just threaten... to eat me?

Nope, reread what you wrote. Last time somebody said that you threatened to eat them, and I just one-upped them. So what, are you going to nuke me or something?

Anyone mentioned the t-shirt that says, "Bomb squad: If you see me running, catch up"

I think someone might have, but it's funny enough to mention twice.

[DoomedOne]

I would describe my plans but unfortunately it would get me promptly removed from this forum.

I like the Scientology t-shirt that says, "Can this t-shirt save you 400,000 dollars? (See: www.xenu.net)"

[Kindred Spirit]

I would describe my plans but unfortunately it would get me promptly removed from this forum.

*reads mind* You, sir, are a cruel and evil human being.

Hmm... There are a lot of funny bumber stickers an t-shirts I've seen.

(Front Bumper Sticker)
If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

(T-shirt)
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

(T-shirt)
I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegitarian because I hate vegetables.

(T-shirt)
Please excuse me if I turn around and walk away.

[Om]

If you can see this I've lost my caravan

[molia]

ideas 4 T-shirts

there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

if i can sit on the floor without any help, it means i'm not drunk

there's more philosophy in an empty bottle of wine than there is in all the books

every time you spam god killes a kitten

look at the patterns on this t-shirt for too long and you'll see me rounder

[Kindred Spirit]

I have the body of a god. Buddha.

Procrastinators unite tomorrow!

I am no longer a danger to society. (picture of a smileyface with his head cracked open)

Sexual Hassassment Policy (Female t-shirt, small text underneath. Can't tell you what it says, I didn't read it because I don't like gettins slapped)