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Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 18 2005, 01:57 AM

Ever needed a specific thread in a specific RPG fan forum where you could compare with your plots or set up joint-operations? Here you go.

I'll start with the nice new http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htmExit-Mundi guide to terrorism

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1. Paint a pole
Difficulty: Hard

Find a way to blacken the ice of one of the poles (the South pole is best). Cover it with dirt, soot or charcoal. Tainting it black with ordinary paint might take a little longer. A black pole doesn’t reflect sunlight but absorbs warmth -- and melts. The result: climate change, sea level rise, inundations and much annoyment for your enemies.

2. Design a disease
Difficulty: Very hard

Build a biotech lab in some obscure country and hire some bad guy scientists who share your evil ideas. Now, piece together a version of Ebola that spreads through air. Design a new, upgraded version of the flu, or AIDS. Alter the camel pox virus so that it infects humans. You’ll find all the basics you need to know in the scientific journals and textbooks.

Now comes the tough part. The best way to spread your disease, is to infect yourself and visit the public transportation facilities of the cities you wish to attack. Cough, sneeze and snort at will. Touch every handle and doorknob you encounter with your virus-laden hands. You will see: it’s gonna be fun.

An even more evil way to spread your doomsday disease around, is by letting animals do it for you. This takes a little extra research. Find out what animals carry your germ, preferably animals that don't go ill themselves. Most diseases have such a ‘carrier animal’: SARS, for example, gets carried around from human to human by common house cats.

A carrier animal will make your virus all the more successful, because it will be very hard to detect and even harder to contain the outbreak. Another upshot is that you survive the attack yourself. You might want to stick around to witness the misery you’re causing.

3. Detonate a disaster
Difficulty: Medium

Give a terrorist an atomic bomb or a huge amount of explosives, and he will immediately run off to blow up Washington DC. Dumb, of course. There might be better targets.

A well-chosen spot on the Western Arctic ice sheet might accelerate the melting of the pole. This should give you four to six meters of worldwide sea level rise, inundating many vital areas in Europe and the US. A big enough boom in Yellowstone Park might awaken the now dormant supervolcano under the park, turning half of the US into an ash-covered no man’ s land and bringing ice age to Europe. Blowing up the already unstable volcanic island of La Palma could prompt a mega-tsunami, which would slosh cities like New York City, Boston and Miami to kingdom come. A massive explosion on the seabed in the Gulf of Mexico could trigger a vast methane gas eruption, warming up the world’s climate and -- with some luck -- causing a huge firestorm over the US.

And the really good part is: you will find no guards on ocean floors, pole caps and volcanic islands.

4. Crush a current
Difficulty: Hard

It’s a bit of a long shot, but with some luck you may be able to plunge the Western world into an ice age. Now, wouldn’t you just love that?

The only thing you need to do, is disrupting the North Atlantic Current. This ocean current brings warmth from the tropics to Europe and the US. Without it, temperatures would be up to 10 degrees lower, disrupting agriculture and wreaking havoc with the economy of the civilized world. They would hate your guts for it, those westerners.

Already, the North Atlantic Current is weakening. And the best part is: some scientists believe that the current could break down relatively easy. Perhaps you may be able to kill the current yourself!

So, warm up the sea water near Greenland with atomic bombs. Load some ships with salt and sink them in the Atlantic. This should make the sea water locally denser and heavier, putting a 'plug' on the current. Blowing up some well-chosen glaciers on or near the South Pole might do the trick, too.

We warn you: it is all very speculative. But failed crops, severe winters and millions of pissed-off westerners could be your reward.


5. Bring in the plagues
Difficulty: Easy

If you’re a terrorist with a small budget, you could always try to unleash an agricultural plague of apocalyptic proportions.

Already, there are many pests around, causing billions of dollars of damage. Locusts, rabbits, parasites, fungi, worms and insects often become a plague when they’re introduced to a place where they're not supposed to be. The critters encounter no natural enemies, multiply wildly, and become a plague. That’s why Australia and New-Zealand have their rabbit problem and the US has its boll weavil.

So, study agricultural diseases. Track down some obscure Asian fungus or insect, and bring it over. Smuggle some sinister bird disease to the country you like to attack, and introduce it to its chicken farms. Bring in foot-and-mouth disease, or mad cow disease. Introduce weird weeds, exotic moths, sex-crazy rodents, hungry beetles and obscure insects. It might take a while before your Apocalypse kicks in. But boy, will it be some mess.

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My own idea:

Generate brain-waves in dead bodies to reawaken them as zombies and build an army to take over the world.

Genetically alter AIDS infected Baboons to be more human like so they can form a rock-group called, "Everybody have AIDS" get in a lawsuit with Southpark's Matt Stone and Trey Parker, call for a miss-trial due to no jury of their peers and continue to make millions of dollars selling their songs, which I would be used to fund other plots.

Create a Fusion device of some kind to fuse people together who hate each other so they have to adhere to getting mind control devices installed in their brains in order to become unstucked. EITHER LEARN TO ACCEPT AND LOVE EVERYBODY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

So, what ways have you figured out to end the world, or hold them hostage for lot's of money, or maybe just get back at your nemesis? Post them all.

Posted by: Channler Aug 18 2005, 04:07 AM

Ok, well tomorrow when I'm tryin to figure out my chemistry I'll come up with an uber scenario..

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 20 2005, 10:59 PM

Right, I'll try and cook up my own evil plan. While I'm thinking, bring me the following which may or may not be useful to the plan:

50 goblins, a claw hammer, king kong, 50 more goblins, a fondue set, Thor, some mustard seeds, a halberd, assorted spaceships, an 8 ball, return plane tickets to Munich, John Wayne, the ghost of christmas past, a tea cosy, 5 gold rings, a giant mutant mudcrab, and a retro-styled deathray.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 20 2005, 11:54 PM

Oh come on, are you serious? I mean what the Hell is a Retro-styled Deathray going to do for you?

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 21 2005, 01:11 AM

My evil plot is:

1. Go crazy and be put on some psychologically affecting medicine.
This will aid in my excuse if I'm ever caught and tried as a war criminal for calling for the mass murder of Oysters. I'll just say.

"I forgot to take my medicine, and the doctor said I'm crazy."

2. Then I'll get my revenge on the prosecutors in that case, I'll rally all the clams of the world to aid me in my Oyster extermination.

3. After exterminating the oysters I get down to some real evil planning.

4. Eat a koala.

This is just the thread for me, an evil "genuis" <-----

Posted by: Red Aug 21 2005, 01:46 AM

1. Start a restaurant.
2. Make an all wild animal sandwich, soup and burger, disguised as "Staff Seagent Red's" chicken, moose and hell, even lamb.
3. Become a fast food chain.
4. Keep disguising more and more animals as normally eaten animals.
5. Buy Presidents Choice (its a company that makes every food imaginable) and replace original recipes with more nature-unfriendly recepies andkeep injuring nature by using unnecisary amounts of animal meat and killing wild animals for said meat.
6. Start a childrens T.V show to spread propaganda and make children have good
memories of my products.
7. Buy an arms company and set up in Washington, D.C.
8. During a missle screening, launch a missle at the white house.
9. If the missle doesn't get enough importent people, release "un-edited winkwink" video tapes showing high ranking FBI members fiddling with machenery.
10. watch as parts of the world starts to crumble.

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 21 2005, 02:59 AM

Umm...DAMN YOU GUYS ARE EVIL!!!

Posted by: Red Aug 21 2005, 03:01 AM

Yeah, we should start a club. With jackets! And buttons!

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 21 2005, 03:07 AM

Didn't you start a club in the Rp planning thing already...but it had name tags...

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 21 2005, 07:29 AM

The club will be called, "Brilliantly and Oppressively Misunderstood Brains"

B.O.M.B for short.

Newest idea: create robot penguins and mix them into the real penguin population, then when another person makes a movie about penguins, the robot penguins will unleashe the hypnotic audio feed into the speakers so everyone who watches it will fall under our my control, but you guys need to fund this project.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 21 2005, 05:05 PM

ah fun....


How 'bout we jut amke a giginourmous (new word) water vacum and suck up all the water and charge people a bijiloin for a gallon

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 21 2005, 07:08 PM

That wouldn't quite work, first of all how are you goin gto make a water a vcuum? The funds are just too exhausting. Secondly, It's not just people who need to water, but the entire earth relies on it. Without oceans the Earth would simply rot away, I give it three days. Thanks, but let's keep it to realistic ideas.

Posted by: Channler Aug 21 2005, 09:07 PM

OMG doomed, you kill me...

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 21 2005, 11:29 PM

robot penguins are realistic?.....I hate penguiins. i will shoot them all with my sniper rifle

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 21 2005, 11:37 PM

why don't we start a ninja training camp in Texas(because it is so big) get an army of 100-something and then try and start taking places over, or is that unrealistic? may I remind you

Posted by: Red Aug 22 2005, 12:48 AM

Actually, people have designed dieseses before.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 22 2005, 02:11 AM

Red, I'm beginning to feel like many potential BOMB members aren't evil geniuses at all, but instead just Immoral Intellectuals.

Anthrax was a disease altered by humans from the oirignal that only affected cows. Genetically mutating things is my specialty, and robots, but some things just require too much man-power to be realistic. I mean, Hitler, with his coal empire, could not even finish off a a few ethnicities.

By the way, just because I mad ea reference to Hitler it does not mean I beleive in any antisemetism, homophobia or antigypsy. I want to destroy all races equally.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 22 2005, 02:55 AM

you all just hate me...... your agest! (yes I know we are all nearly the saem age)


I still like my Ninja army idea........ and I didn't know about anthrax. My bad.

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 22 2005, 03:50 AM

No one likes my oyster idea?

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 22 2005, 04:07 AM

Well, The only problem with Oysters is they're extremely moody and don't respond well to commands. Also soulseeker, you're right, I am agist.

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 22 2005, 05:39 AM

Hey guys, y dont we just make propaganda to make it look like smoking is kool, so all kids will smoke and there fore die, effectivloy killing off a gerneration...ohh yeah, Tobbaco companies are already doing that...

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 22 2005, 09:47 PM

Immoral Intellectuals
Evil Genius

I fail to see a difference...

Posted by: Red Aug 23 2005, 04:39 AM

I saw a nice documentary on that. It was about a guy who was a model for tobbaco compnies. He said when he started to think "hey, maybe this is wrong" is when him and some other models climbed a mountain while smoking. He said he almost passed out because his body couldn't handle the air because he had smoked so much.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 23 2005, 05:18 AM

That idea is good, but it's not very insidious. It takes so long to actually kil them off a lot of the time they can actually have children before they die. Of course, the children are tiny, vulnerable little things thanks to the cigerettes, which is close, just a few more unnoticed added canerous chemicals that they aren't aware off and we can turn the women infertile.

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 23 2005, 03:45 PM

I got another one...get a really evil but good at what he does hacker and get him to make the most evil computer virus that allows you to use your computer but You must listen to Liberal News Networks or some thing. Better yet, make them listin to Cher.

Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 24 2005, 12:55 AM

Nothing is better than good 'ol Necromancy. A plague Zombie sure is dandy but nothing compares to an unholy orb of dead bodies that floats through the sky draining the blood of the living and assimulating more bodies into it's rotting fetid fold.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 24 2005, 01:21 AM

totally agree.

what did he say?

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 24 2005, 06:11 AM

YOu mean like a rotting type of Borg? i mean they float in a sphere and they assimilate people...

Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 24 2005, 10:19 PM

No, like grand phaloon

Him in shell form



Him without shell of corpses

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 24 2005, 10:42 PM

The simplest plan would be to take over Asia, where a boatload of resources still lay, and use it to conquer the rest of the world.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 24 2005, 11:18 PM

Directions for Taking Over the World

Step 1: Read Stewie's Guide to World Domination.

Step 2: Do what it says.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 24 2005, 11:36 PM

yeah um danny, if that was a link it didn't work.....

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 25 2005, 12:26 AM

That's no more simple than a few well placed nukes. I mean, taking over Asia is no picnic. For one, the army is huge. What do we, as the Union of Evil Genius' have? A few man-made diseases, some spare robot part and about three dozen nuclear-bomb suitcases stolen from Russia.

See, I've been studying diseases, and I figured it out. Create a disease that fools a cell into thinking it's a polysaccharide, so the cell doesn't alert any other cells and the immune system doesn't go into action, then the virus breaches the membrane and breaks into the Nucleus and starts screwing with the DNA so that it develops into a virus producing laboratory. All the viruses will feed off the lipids inside the cells until they breach out and basically kill the cells, then find new cells to do the same process. The virus would only attack humans, but could attack absolutely any human cell in the system so it would be completely airborne and travel faster than had news, and there would be nearly no symptoms until a good portion of the cells start dying. The viruses will continue to thrive until the human is dead

The kicker: The virus would obviously be caught after the death toll reaches about 200 million, and they'll create a vaccine. This is where the fun part comes in, every single cell-turned virus factory produced will create a slightly different virus, so it will launch into hyper-evolution. Certain things would be unchangeable like that it would only target humans, and possibly geese, geese suck. Once every human is dead, wait maybe 45 days for the last virus to die and then the Union of Evil Genius' will release the clones to reinhabit the earth, only with our conditioning.

It's about as difficult as conquering Asia, it just takes longer to say.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 25 2005, 12:36 AM

I still like my insane and unworkable idea, plant high nukes/large amounts of explosives at intervals along the worlds faultlines, and detonate them all at once, resulting in either the destruction of the planet, or annihilation of most living beings in a horrific flood of fire, ash and lava. Oh and it would probably cause massive earthquakes too

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 25 2005, 12:44 AM

It wasn't. Titles of books are supposed to be underlined.



Wow. that's really well thought out and kind of scary.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 25 2005, 01:07 AM

Ermm i'm sorry for what ever I did to get you mad (if I did) and please don't let me die wth the virus along with all of the other peoples


Ah I need to see that book then, Stewie as in Family GUy or am I thinking to small and childish?

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 25 2005, 01:12 AM

Family Guy Stewie. (I'm gonna name my kid stewie after him)

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 25 2005, 01:18 AM

we must take a pact to never harm any other of the evil geniuses in this thread (even though i havent come up with something) if any of our plans should work we will band together and get on a rocket and build a moon base.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 25 2005, 01:20 AM

I'm in on that

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 25 2005, 03:09 AM

LOL thats what I thought now i need to find one and read it....

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 25 2005, 03:30 AM

No soulseeker I wasn't mad at you. You're named after my favorite music P2P.

About the Evil Genius' banding together, that's what the Union will be be. We need to organize a Union. So many corporate Kingpins betray us and kill us these days it's not even funny. Most Evil Scientists end up working for the government, and that's not good for the environment. We need to Unionize ourselves so we can call strikes and back up our brethren in court and stuff. Oh, about the whole pact not to kill each other...

Posted by: Wurlon Aug 25 2005, 02:11 PM

Plan 1 : Easy, Requires Nuclear Warheads.


Buy the warheads , launch them at both ice caps and bye bye beaches.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 25 2005, 10:52 PM

umm sorry but I like beaches.....

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 25 2005, 11:10 PM

I hope that's what you meant.

How about, uh . . . .uh . . . oh no! I've got evil planners block.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 26 2005, 12:23 AM

getting a bit carried away with that quote editing aren't we gamer?

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 26 2005, 12:32 AM

thats whaty I was thinking I stared at the quote for a second and thought, I didn't type that...


I vote that Gamer gets kicked out of the evil group!

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 26 2005, 01:18 AM

Gamer, last warning or we demote you a minor disgruntled genius.

Anyway, so yeah it would do more than destroy the beaches, it could would disrupt the current of every ocean, sending typhoons, hurricanes and cyclones all around the planet. Painting a pole black is just so much more insidious though. No one will see it coming, the oceans will rise steadily with a few tsunamis now and then. When That's ovet though, the Sierra Nevada would become a chain of islands, and it's be all oceans until the Rockies and the Appalatians.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 26 2005, 02:51 AM

what if we destroyed every single McDonalds in the world and watched as people began to magically become thi--*gets shot by a McDonalds assassin*

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 26 2005, 03:51 AM

*gives a stylish puff to the end of his sniper rifle barrel* Don't try to disrupt my obesity plan.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 26 2005, 03:54 AM

My plan is to build a huge base miles under the ocean, steal some nukes and launch them on a select few countries on the surface, and then demand the world's surrender to the Supreme Overlord. Or they will die by my nukes.

Posted by: Red Aug 26 2005, 04:53 AM

Diffuculty: Easy

Build some bombs and go to work on some power plants/

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 26 2005, 12:04 PM

ooh i likey dantrag's plan. or we could do the same thing but from the moon.

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 26 2005, 10:06 PM

Allright, here is another plan.

1.) set up a secret base in Utah (who lives there anyway?)
2.) Seeing as how Utah is a deserted wastland, remaining in secrecy won't be a problem
3.) Take up Dantrag's Idea of Nuclear weapon threats, make Utah the capital of the Empire that is formed when the world surrenders. Then we eat pie!



As for right now, we should ellect the Evil Genuis Emperor, and create a ranking system for evil genuises.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 26 2005, 10:07 PM

what if they blow up Utah?

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 26 2005, 10:09 PM

We can easily trick the world.

Take over map and globe printing companies and fill in Utah with a large lake. Then reprint the map.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 26 2005, 10:15 PM

That would'n't work. Then people would be like, "Wow! A new huge lake opened up! Let's go visit it and take a swim!" THen they get there and your cover is blown. Utah = bad idea. The ocean is so huge, it would take forever for anyone to find you, and by then, they would be begging for mercy anyway.

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 26 2005, 10:17 PM

We'll stick KEEP OUT. SHARKS EAT EVERYONE! signs everywhere, which will be an excuse for us to use electric fencing.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 26 2005, 10:19 PM

well if we have a hig ranking evil boss gamer it would be someone like DoomedOne, the only person here that has acctually thought of a good idea that won't fail with-in 10 years....

Posted by: Intestinal Chaos Aug 26 2005, 10:29 PM

Hey I was the original evil genius here, I was creating a doom device and announced it in the Greatest fears thread. Your all just posers.






Only playing

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 26 2005, 10:30 PM

First of all, there is no "we" this is my plan, and it will soon be my world as well.

You will be the first to die a slow painful death in my torture racks.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 26 2005, 11:55 PM

Hey now what happened to the pact?

Okay, here's the plan, we have four bases

One will be at the bottom of the Ocean controlled by Dantrag.

Another will be in Utah controlled by Gamer. It will actually be more like a treehourse with a water balloon launcher at the top.

The Moonbase will be Shogun's

I, however, the one who invented the time-machine, call the entire cretacious period. Even if humanity knew where I was, they'd have no means of getting there. Not only that, but my nukes will be flung forward in time at the exact locations I intend them to explode so there's no possible way to defend against them. Oh, and when I need to take journeys to the present so I can prove I'm the badass making everything blow up, I'll ride a Brontosaurus.

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 27 2005, 01:09 AM

Okay, we take over Europe and America mainly through E.U. and U.N. diplomacy and manipulation.

Then we pretend to be at war with one another.

Ban freedom of speech and limit the freedom of the press.

We conscript one in three men, chop off their feet and give them forced labour assignments. (The people think that they're sons are dying at war so they support us by hating "the enemy" and we have a slave labour force.)

Set asside a small group of children (say one in one thousand) and take them from their parents to be raised with one another by the state which they will one day inherit.

Do not teach the other children anything academic, train them to spy on their parents and each other and to hate "the enemy" and o serve only the State.

Create a secret police wing, controlled by government top brass but enforced by children who have been indoctrinated.

Execute anyone who in any way opposes any movements of the state.

We begin to conscript even more people, who are killed, experimented on etc until there is more secret police than there is potential opponents.

Eventually, when we are powerful enough, we begin sterilising children at birth and killing their parents, then, after the population declines, we breed people in labs, people with no vocal chords and minimal intelligence. We train them for menial labour. About this time, the Secret Police should begin to be liquidated, a stupid, zombie race would not need policing and the police would be a potential contender to our throne.

After this, there will be only us and our children to rule the free world.

NB: For this plan to work, it would have to be enforced over a huge period of time, so that the changes would be rare, but consistent.


There you go, a plan which would leave about five thousand of us in an immovable position of power, enslaving the rest of mankind to do with as we wish, that's about as evil as you can get.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 27 2005, 01:19 AM

Yeeaahhh I definitely like it. The thing is, controlling both Europe and the United States through the UN and EU... What we would need to do, in fact, is take over every state individually. That wouldn't be all that difficult, and with a good control over the flow of media we can assert that other surrounding countries attacked us first, drop bombs on our own people, pretending they came from these other countries to make people think we're in World War 3 so that it will be easier to take away human rights.

In fact, not just the US and Europe, but Brazil, China, Japan, India, every advanced country in the world.

Also, I still get a secret base in the Cretacious period and a time machine, and a time barrier so you guys can't travel to my particular place in time.

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 27 2005, 01:21 AM

We could all just use your time machine to go back four hundred years with tanks and guns, pretend that we are Gods or something and then come back to the present, where we are now worshipped!

Or another plan for Europe, which is emulated by all the great powers of the world.

We collaborate with other country leaders to begin limiting individual freedoms, we, (as you said) drop bombs on our own people and pretend they are American, we use that as an excuse to leave, (thereby dissolving the UN) and declare Europe in a state of emergency, so, we make ourselves supreme heads of the EU council which now claims control over all Europe, we conscript thousands of people and after liquidating most of them, (they were conscripted from potentilal rivals etc), we declare the war won, but after a generation of conflict, the children would be used to our rule, we liquidate anyone over fifteen years of age, then we use this, heavily indoctrinated youth to further enforce our power.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 27 2005, 01:30 AM

K, so anyway, we're a science-fiction evil genius group, not a fantasy one, so it's important that we have a plan as far as inventing the time machine goes.

Here's how it'll work, it'll be a large circular gateway with two axels that rotate around faster than the speed of light so they break space-time. Clockwise means you go forward, counter-clockwise to go backwards, and the rate at which they exceed the speed of light determines where you go. We'll have to transport smaller gates to the various spots in time so we can go back and forth to bring supplies.

Now, here's the tricky part. I've noticed when screwing with time too much that kids in their teens try to interfere. To avoid this, we'll need to start an inept guard training program so that every time portal will have at least one inept guard.

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 27 2005, 01:36 AM

You saw The Time Machine too did you?

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 27 2005, 02:08 AM

I saw A Time Machine Movie, one of the older ones. Nice movie.

hmmmm ok I give up in the idea part, But I will follow your orders so please place me in a high position.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 27 2005, 02:34 AM

KICK A S S
I GET A MOON BASE!!!!
i'll turn it into a death star. i also like the idea of going back 400 years and pretending to be gods. simple, yet effective.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 27 2005, 03:35 AM

Well that sort of contradicts my linear universe theory, so I won't be able to continue on with the changing the present idea but by all means go ahead.

I read the time machine, but that's not what I was thinking, all though pretty close. Since Einstein's laws came out, every time travel theory has involved exceeding the speed of light. My idea was more based on something I saw scientists were thinking up on National Geographic, but now that I think about it, my specific idea hgad a lot from the Time Machine.

But anyway, I'm more into holding the world ransom, hunting my adversaries, or strictly destroying the world as opposed to transforming it into a totalitarian state ruled by me. I don't know, I think I'll keave the whole brainwashing thing to the Republicans and the Religious fanatics.

Venture Brothers is awesome.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 27 2005, 03:40 AM

it trully is.

Posted by: minque Aug 27 2005, 12:36 PM

Is there NO LIMIT how much evilness you nice guys can come up with??????????





*looks with fear at the forum-members*

Posted by: OverrideB1 Aug 27 2005, 08:42 PM

Plan For Total Global Domination

• Design a lunar rocket capable of establising a lunar base
• Build and staff lunar base with disgruntled idiot henchmen
• Build several hundred miles of railway track
• "Acquire" several very large asteroids
• Launch asteroids at Earth
• Accept unconditional surrender of all nations.
• Go MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~ a lot.

Okay, so there are some minor things that need to be sorted out but this is a genuine Evil Plan™ ~ look, it's got bullet points, it must be evil!

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 27 2005, 08:57 PM

thats a great idea. why didnt i think of that....

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 27 2005, 09:04 PM

minque the evilness is all restrained by money, thank god.

it would take the selling of many prominent world nations to execute many of these plans. especially the higher tech ones like the undersea base, and the lunar base.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 27 2005, 09:07 PM

The only two plans that will cost pennies are stealing suit-case nukes from russia and detonating them at the right spots and introducing some weird fungus from China to US crops and vice versa

Posted by: Wurlon Aug 28 2005, 12:40 AM

Can I have a part ? I love halberds and chainmail, maybe I could lead an army of cloned warriors against Africa...

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 28 2005, 02:35 AM

we prefer nukes and other weapons of mass destruction. But if you want to use your halberds, go right ahead - maybe one of our nukes will rid us of your primal thoughts.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 28 2005, 02:58 AM

k this one is kinda dumb but its creative. what if we put several giant rocket boosters on one side of the earth (i mean giant). and fired them at the right time of day so that they would push the earh closer to the sun ultimately causing the earth to melt or freeze or collide with the sun and go boom.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 28 2005, 03:00 AM

Yes, and where will we be in all of this? If we go to the moon, it will more than likely be flung into the sun as well, because it is in Earth's gravitational pull. Also, without Earth's gravity field, who can tell how that would effect the rest of the solar system? The other planets might become even more uninhabitable.

The whole point of evil geniusness is to survive while others do not.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 28 2005, 03:03 AM

well then we will build a space station way out in the middle of space and rebreed the human race as mindless zombies.

oh and i nominate myself as Evil Genius In Charge of Intergalactical Affairs

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 03:08 AM

Once we get another nominee we can vote on that. I'm already the Evil Genius of in Control of thr Fabric and Space and Time. Anyone has an idea that has to do with bending the fabric of reality, they have to consult with me. Also, if you want to genetically alter anything, you need to consult with me.

Posted by: minque Aug 28 2005, 11:38 AM

Have you ever thought of how much destruction that can be done if you acuire all the nuclear power-plants of the entire world......and convert all their the fuel into one big nasty plutonium-bomb...and then...poooffff just fire it off

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 28 2005, 02:29 PM

thats a good idea. you should join our ranks

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 28 2005, 03:15 PM

I'll be the evil genuis in charge of the Utah Operations.

Utah is too small, how about Utah and Wyoming?

Posted by: OverrideB1 Aug 28 2005, 03:28 PM

I nominate myself for the position of Supreme Overlord of making things go BOOM.

















Hey, I'm evil ~ I can nominate myself you know ~ and my army of robot-mutant otters will back me up on that

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 28 2005, 08:24 PM

I haven't looked at this thread in a while - is the position of Nefarious Executive for Combustible Bread Products still open? Any plans involving flaming wholemeal loaves, exploding french sticks or self-igniting toast should be cleared with me beforehand.

Posted by: OverrideB1 Aug 28 2005, 08:29 PM

Sorry, but "exploding french sticks" are part of Making Things Go BOOM

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 28 2005, 08:33 PM

I guess I need a new title then. How about "Viscious Madman in charge of Vehicular Manslaughter"? I think that has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 09:12 PM

Override, you'll need to get a permit from me for those mutant otters. I do control anything that has to do with changing the DNA.

Chumba, how about Fuhrer of Fecal matters?

Posted by: minque Aug 28 2005, 09:14 PM

Soo what about me then? collecting the world´s nuclear fuel-elements, converting them into plutonium....and....POOOOFF

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 09:15 PM

You are mistress of all things POOOOFF

Posted by: Wurlon Aug 28 2005, 09:49 PM

I'll just be a guard.... but I request a dirty harry revolver....

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 28 2005, 09:52 PM

Uh . . . . . . anything that involves Utah or Wyoming must be passed before me first. . . .

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 28 2005, 10:42 PM

I rule the oceans and nuclear weapons.

I'm evil. I can nominate and elect myself.

Posted by: minque Aug 28 2005, 11:02 PM

Ahh wouldn´t you like to get hold of all my fuel-elements huh? All nice uranium-containing fuel elements....soooo easily converted to Plutonium...just sending them to Sellafield....and thus........Pluuuuuuuuuuuuutonium....so everything goes



POOFFFFF

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 11:14 PM

So what are the standings then?

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam and State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming

Dantrag: Supreme ruler of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My laws:

Any evil plan that will require altering the DNA of any living creature, including viruses, requires a permit.

Any activity that involves travelling through time requires a Time-travelling license.

Any activity that involves connecting or travelling between alternate dimensions is forbidden unless authorized by me.

If you want to teleport, you'll need a permit.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 28 2005, 11:30 PM

HEY! what about me? I caould be the honourary assasin(yes I'm obsesed /w assasins at the moment... darn 47)

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 11:39 PM

Wurlon: Guard of the Top Secret Evil Genius Headquarters, the location of which is ubiquitous.

Soulseeker: Honourary Assassin. Codenamed Soulseeker2.9

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 28 2005, 11:41 PM

WOO HOOO!!! cool now what.....

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 28 2005, 11:43 PM

Now I need you to infiltrate the Justice League and lace all their food with arsen.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 28 2005, 11:44 PM

ah fun

now I wonder if they(the Mods/Admins) could make rank be the honorary assasin instead of a mouth.....

Posted by: OverrideB1 Aug 29 2005, 01:08 AM

Hmmm, I think you're overlooking the fact that I'm EVIL!

Or, to put it more succinctly: I don't need no steenkin' permeet.



Oh, and BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 29 2005, 01:26 AM

I'm afraid if you don't get that permit I'll be confiscating those Otters.

Yeah yeah, everybody wants to be evil, but once you see how much paperwork it requires to be evil in this day and age, suddenly you change your mind.

Better than the old days though. In the old days evil geniuses were stuck working with horrible hours, bad paychecks, bad working conditions. Evil Masterminds would often trap them in their laboratories to use as test subjects. In fact, it was extremely rare of the evil genius to survive until the end. Thanks to the unionization of Evil Geniuses, that day is forgotten, but it comes at a price. I am king of the space-time continuam and State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation. You genetically manipulated otters without a permit, meaning if you don't turn that permit in soon, I will confiscate those otters.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 29 2005, 02:11 AM

The oceanic and nuclear laws set forth by The Supreme Overlord (Dantrag) himself are as follows:

1. The ocean and you.

-you will not pollute my oceans.
-you will not travel in my oceans without prior consent.
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my ocean.

2. Nuclear resources and you.

-you will not produce, own, sell, or otherwise come in contact with any form of nuclear energy without my consent, unless it is to report a violation of this code. (minque, I will need all of your plutonium, or you will face the wrath of the evil genius council and your rulership of "poof" wil be considered null and void.)
-you will not try to put your own areas of evil genius ownership over my own. Ex : minque shall not "poof" my nuclear objects and or weapons.

3. Misc. other laws.

-I will not be referred to as "supreme ruler...", but "supreme overlord..."

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 29 2005, 02:13 AM

k anythin leaving and/or having anything to do with ANYTHING outside of the earth's atmosphere must be faxed to my desk first. i also nominate myself as The Coalation of Evil Genius' Samurai Sharpshooter.

and dantrag you forget, minque is a mod.....

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 29 2005, 02:28 AM

When something falls into the jurisdiction of two evil geniuses, then laws from both geniuses must be followed. For instance, if you decide to teleport in space or to space, you will need a permit from me and you will need to notify shogun. If you are breeding genetically altered animals in the ocean you will need a permit from me and the consent of Dantrag. If you are going to use nuclear weapons to blow up the planet and therefore make it go boom and poof at the same time you will need consent from Dantrag, Minque and Override. If you are going to drop bombs on your own state you will need consent of override and ED. If you are going to go back in time on a nuclear powered time machine... well you get the idea.

Posted by: Neck' Thall Aug 29 2005, 02:51 AM

Hey can i be master and commander of That Island from castle in the Sky? I would just hover over a city and demand all of its money and abled bodied men so i could brainwash them...ohh yeah the island was called Laputa.

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 29 2005, 03:38 AM

>.< What a name... for an island. I'm guessing they didn't look at it from an outsider's perspective.

Posted by: minque Aug 29 2005, 07:14 AM

Now I´m afraid you are completely wrong here! The Plutoniun manufactured from the world´s Nuclear Power Plants is MINE and solely MINE. Because....(and it´s here the point is) I...and only I am in total control of those Power Plants...so therefore the fuel-elements are under MY control as well and consequently the Plutonium!!!

See my point?

BUT......a cooperation between you and me would yield the ULTIMATE ....


POOOOFFFFFF

Posted by: BobV Aug 29 2005, 07:26 AM

I hereby declare myself Overlord of food... The ONE overlord of food... [closeup] TO RULE THEM ALL!

*music plays in background*

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...dunnunnun...

Increase the poison level of mcDonalds food...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Create animated killer chicken legs...

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Equip our l33tass ninja squads with genetically modified, sharpened, and highly poisonous... cookies.

dunnunnun, dun dun dun...

Hrm, there doesn't seem to be that much immediate evil to be done with food...

dunnunu...

Stop that will you?

Sorry.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 29 2005, 10:57 AM

Hey i want a random evil genius position. I demand a position

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 29 2005, 11:53 AM

here's an evil idea! lets wait for astroids to hit the earth!










what, your still looking at this post? there is nothing left! leave!

Posted by: minque Aug 29 2005, 12:42 PM

Hmm ok but you have to come up with some reeeeeally evil plot then......

Posted by: BobV Aug 29 2005, 03:17 PM

Yes, indeed. Yo, Minque, care to lend me some plutonium to aid in the mutation of chicken legs to dominate the world?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA ®

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 03:49 PM

Hey DoomedOne, I need a position on that list! I'm going to change my preference of position to the following:

"Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events" (or COMPOSITE - it took a long time getting something with that acronym)

That way I'd be in charge of anything that didn't actually make sense but was evil anyway

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 29 2005, 03:57 PM

I'd like to be the master chief of the Death's Hand Secret Police, I like the idea of rooting out and crushing opposition!

It seems what with time travel, slavery, asteroids, totalitarianism and God knows what else, we have a plan on our hands, but first, there is something we will need to work together to accomplish.....


KILL AUSTIN POWERS

Posted by: BobV Aug 29 2005, 04:29 PM

Dude! That's EVIL!

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 29 2005, 04:37 PM

Muhahahahahahahaha....Muhahhhahahahahha......Muhahaha hahahahhahh ......Hah hah hah hah hah....hah hah hah hah haaaaaaaaahhh...heh heh heh heh heh, heh...heh heh....whoooo.

Posted by: BobV Aug 29 2005, 06:19 PM

I'd do a very evil laugh like that here but the doctor says it's bad for my throat.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 29 2005, 09:08 PM

As i posted before, i post now to get a random evil genius title thing

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 29 2005, 09:41 PM

I'll have a ninja assasin training camp somewere Dantrag If I could underwater? or Shogun, on the moon?

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 29 2005, 09:47 PM

SW337!!!!!!!!!!!! ninja training camp on the moon!!!!!! soulseeker, you have the ok for the ownership of a 5 square mile patch of land on the moon for a ninja training camp.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 29 2005, 09:48 PM

WOO HOO!!! i'm moving in now (5 squar miles isn't mutch could I have 10?


But danny I would like a place in the sea as a summer retreat. pwease?!

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 10:30 PM

Hey, if Soulseeker gets a ninja training camp on the moon, I want a pirate training camp! Somewhere in th Carribean should do perfectly - I don't think pirates would be well suited to training on the moon, what with it's desparate lack of things to plunder.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 29 2005, 10:44 PM

You can stay in my "Luxurious Resort" any time you want.

*quickly changes the sign on his "nuclear test lab" so it says "luxurious resort" *

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 29 2005, 10:49 PM

I'd let him stay in my secret police hq, but it's not very nice and the screaming would probably disturb his sleep.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 29 2005, 10:51 PM

yes, yes, i suppose you can have 10. and what good would pirates serve?

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 11:03 PM

What good wouldn't they serve? Pirates have both power and versatility, and they offer many advantages over similar henchmen such as ninjas.

Firstly, pirates are far more intimidating than ninjas. Since ninjas can't be seen, they can't strike fear into our enemies' hearts, right?

Secondly, pirates are far better for an evil economy. The loot which pirates will undoubtedly plunder after their inevitable victories can inject much needed cash into the evil economy, and this would provide more money for evil R&D, evil city expansion, and evil investments.

Thirdly, pirates have no sense of honour, and so would not have any qualms about doing our bidding. Ninjas, for example, would surely disobey if we told them to slaughter innocent children on the grounds that it is dishonourable, but pirates would dispatch them with a hearty "yarr" and loot all of their possesions too!

Posted by: ED 209 Aug 29 2005, 11:05 PM

If your pirates can be discreet, clever, follow orders and torture on command then I might have a use for them.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 29 2005, 11:07 PM

I have decided on a title for myself. Evil Overlord of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock.

If you have a plan that involves the use of any of the above, my permission is required

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 11:20 PM

My pirates are the cream of the crop. They can be anything that is required of them, as long as there is plunder to be had and they can get a drink at the end of it.

Posted by: minque Aug 29 2005, 11:22 PM

OOOOOOkay....my rank is

Evil Overlord of Nuclear Fuel Elements, Nuclear Waste and Plutonium usage.....and POOOFFFFF

So guys....Muahahahahahahaha© if you need some of that..come to meeeeeeee

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 29 2005, 11:23 PM

we should ally. You can live in my ocean base. Hey! Bring your family too.

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 29 2005, 11:27 PM

There are plenty of natural resources in Utah and Wyoming. Come down and plunder all you want.

I hereby grant you permission to plunder as much as you can of Utah and Wyoming in the next twenty four hours.

Posted by: minque Aug 29 2005, 11:29 PM

Righto.....Let´s do that..I´m coming..with my EVIL hubbie and my EEEEEEEEEEVIL children.....and the radioactive stuff as well

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 29 2005, 11:32 PM

Can I come along too? I need some time to create a volcano in which to build my Fortress of Solitude and Despair

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 11:32 PM

You may well regret that decision. My pirates are VERY plunder hungry, and as the Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (and pirates) my pirates have the ability to plunder a lot more than they are technically able to plunder through the use of impossible situations.

Posted by: gamer10 Aug 29 2005, 11:39 PM

*tears up agreement*

Fine then, revealing that info has lost you a contract.

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 11:42 PM

My pirates are still the baddest in the business, plunder from Utah and Wyoming or not.

Posted by: Kell-Reevor Aug 29 2005, 11:50 PM

I don't know if this has been brought up but...

Why waste time with with the whole world domination thing when a more sinister deed would be...

Use your ninjas to steal the world's supply of toilet paper. It can't get any more evil than that.

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM

That's so evil it might just work! Apart from one thing - pirates should do the stealing while the ninjas distract everyone by apearing out of nowhere and demonstrating their awesome kung fu powers.

On an unrelated note, I feel our organisation is now strong enough to recruit the most evil of them all - TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. I'll phone him and see whether or not he's too busy. I'm sure anything involving burninating will be right up his street.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 29 2005, 11:54 PM

Ninjas are cooler then Pirates and pirates are only good on water and there coasts unless you want nomads which is completly different. Back to the pirates on the water, you would need Dantrag's consent before you started sailing your ships on HIS sea.

(yeah I awnted this to be a long lecture but it didn't work )

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 12:00 AM

poor gamer...all he has is wyoming and utah. i hereby promote Gamer as Evil Genius In Control of All Land Based Operations On the Planet Earth.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:01 AM

I oppose that as it encraoches on my domain of control

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 30 2005, 12:02 AM

yes I was thinking that was somewhat Lonewolf's job was....

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 12:05 AM

what i was getting at was like controlling evil armies and such on the land. not exactly the land itself.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:08 AM

OFFICIAL BOARD MEMBERS OF THE COALITION OF EVIL GENIUSES

DoomedOne: King of the Space-Time Continuam, State Secretary of Genetic Manipulation and Board Leader of the Coalition of Evil Geniuses
HQ: Cretacious Period
Army: Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions

Shogun: CEO of Intergalactic Affairs
HQ: Moonbase
Army: Samurai Snipers

Override: Overlord of all things BOOM
HQ: Chinese sweatshop
Army: Overworked Chinese children

Minque: Mistress of all things POOF
HQ: Facility in North Atlantic
Army: Finland Navy

Gamer: Governor of all matters with direct relevance to Utah or Wyoming
HQ: Mormon National Bank
Army: Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild

Dantrag: Supreme Overlord of all Oceanic activity and Legislator of Nuclear Weapons.
HQ: Facility in Pacific abyss
Army: Various Genetically modified Sea Creatures (approval granted)

ED: Fuhrer of Totalitarian matters and Dystopian ideas and Master Chief of the DHSP
HQ: Secret Police Complex
Army: Death's Hand Secret Police

Soulseeker: Chief of the Elite Secret Ninja Guild
HQ: Somewhere on the Moon
Army: Ninjas

Chumba: Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxical and Otherwise Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events and Captain of the Pirates' Coalition against World Peace, and Founder of the Organization, Pirates Against Drunk Driving (PADD)
HQ: Carribean?
Army: Pirates

Lonewolf: Evil Executive Manager (Sorry too many overlords) of Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Lava, Magma and Rock
HQ: Bunking with Minque (temp)
Army: Fire retardent Wolfmen (approval granted)

BobV: Food Khan
HQ: McDonald's Parking lot
Army: Food monsters (Awaiting my approval)

Wurlon: Official Coalition Guardsman
HQ: Coalition Headquarters (Starbucks Coffee Main-Office)
Army: n/a

Neck'Thall: Master and Commander of the Floating Island, "Laputa"
HQ: Laputa
Army: Laputa's army

Megil: Cruel Director of Poisonous and pollutive activity.
HQ: South Pole
Army: Pending

Posted by: Chumbaniya Aug 30 2005, 12:11 AM

Put me on there DoomedONE! I am:

Chief Operations Manager for Paradoxes and Other Strangely Improbable and Terrifying Events (COMPOSITE).

I am also in charge of pirate, who are, incidentally, better than ninjas.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 30 2005, 12:14 AM

*cough* insert some obseen word here () * cough*

if they are so much cooler then why don't they have a pirate smily? and why does the ninja smiles spell out phear in l337 speak? lol

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 12:15 AM

samurai's in space suits kick pirates' a s s any day

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:16 AM

Keep doing this and I'll have to ad a "Type of army" slot after the HQ slot. In fact, once the titles are finished I just might.

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:17 AM

*sigh*

Oh and my HQ will eventually be the Fortress of Solitude and Despair built into a volcano, but right now i'm bunking with Minque until construction is completed

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 30 2005, 12:18 AM

* ROFL LOL funny, samurai's in space suit. That painted a funny picture


pst they will be training with 5-10x earth's normal gravity so they could kick anything's spotted owl.... you do know that is why oww is in there, right?


*they don't have a rofl smily!?!

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM

isnt there less gravitry on the moon?

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 12:20 AM

Well, minque is now living in my ocean base...what can you offer me in exchange for bunking rights?

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:21 AM

One volcanic eruption wherever you want, once it doesn't disrupt any of the plans/interests of our fellow evil geniuses or myself

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:23 AM

BobV will also need a permit from me before he builds his army.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM

Hmmm...how about two volcanic eruptions, and I'll build you an entire wing in my base made specifically for your own living and evil planning.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 30 2005, 12:24 AM

I think my tile should be th overlord of all things invisible and to be anounced! WOO HOOO

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:25 AM

No, my fortress shouldn't take too much longer
.............although that wing would make a nice holiday retreat..........
You have yourself a deal

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 12:27 AM

*shakes wolfie's hand*

Deal. My whales will begin working immediately.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:33 AM

Okay, I amde up armies for those that don't have them, if I got your info wrong tell me, if its genetically modfied you'll need a permit first.

Posted by: Soulseeker3.0 Aug 30 2005, 12:34 AM

don't yell at me (mostly shogun if I'm wrong) but i didn't think shogun has samurais... pwease forgive me if i'm wrong

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:36 AM

Well, they're space samurai until he tells me otherwise.

EDIT: I'm also thinking about ditching my genetically modified dinosaurs. I control all travel between time, and between parallel universes, and I can genetically modify anthing I want without approval, you;d think I could go for something better than that. I was thinking maybe pure energy beings but I don't know.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 12:39 AM

Doomed, I require a permit allowing me to genetically alter various sea creatures for use in protecting my sea base from unwanted intruders.

I only need a thousand or so...

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:39 AM

Wolfmen......................me likey. But they also need to highly resistant to heat and fire. Do i have approval?

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:43 AM

Dantrag, approval granted only for base defense, if I see genetically altered creatures beings used in any plots (and I can see everything at once, seeing as how I control all manipulation of the space-time continuam) then I will take your permit. I'm only state secretary, so that's all I can really do is take your permit, fine you, and confiscate all your genetically altered life-forms.

*hands him permit*

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:46 AM

Oh yeah, i'm gonna be using the wolfmen as an assault force as well, so i'm gonna need various breeds, stealthy ones, big hulking strong ones, all rounders and really smar t ones for field commanders. Can i have the permit?

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 12:49 AM

this is almost turning into an rp.........and i have samurai snipers. they have katanas and SSR's


"Jahova's Witness Mercenary Guild" ROFLMAOOL

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:52 AM

Okay so that's a permit to breed:
FR Stealthy Wolfmen
FR Extra Powerful Wolfmen
FR Intelligent Commanding Wolfmen
FR Regular Fighting Wolfmen

That'll be a small service charge, for this I ask that you do not erupt any volcanoes in the Phillipines as they were one that part of Pangea where my HQ is located, and I'll want to see the ruins of my facility whenn I visit the present era.

PS: FR stands for Fire Retardent

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:54 AM

I can agree to those terms.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 12:55 AM

When this thread is locked whoever makes the new thread include those standings.

*Hands lonewolf permit*

Posted by: Wolfie Aug 30 2005, 12:57 AM

Dantrag, i request that you include breeding vats in the wing you're constructing for me, as i wish to begin creating my army as soon as possible

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 01:01 AM

My last trip to the alternate dimensions was very successful, as DoomedOne from Universe 004 was finished with my new army, Genetically Modified Dinosaurs from Alternate Dimensions. They're difficult to transport so this is an official request to Shogun if I can put my fast attack team on Mars. It can double as a Bizarre Zoo if you want.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 01:09 AM

It will merely enlarge my own breedin vat, seeing as your base will son be constructed...it will be more than large enough for both of us to work comfortably.

And DoomedOne, I've been planning, and I have decided that I need permission from you to use my genetically altered army to plan an attack on my Pre-calculus teacher...

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 01:16 AM

You have the ok to place genetically modified dinosaurs on mars but keep it contained, i am conducting much evil research there.

LUAHAHAHAHAH (sue me now, no one uses an L for an evil laugh)

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 01:23 AM

They're not genetically modifed dinosaurs, they're genetically modifed dinosaurs from alternate dimensions. That's what makes them so hard to transport, I can't just make a rip in space-time and march them to the present, they keep trying to get back to their original dimension, something about instability. I have to supervise their entire trip.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 01:30 AM

DoomedOne, might I ask for a new endorsement on my permit? I request one that allows me to use my genetically-altered sea creatures in a plot involving my Pre-Calculus teacher...

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 01:37 AM

Sorry I can't approve that, as the King of time I have seen the Future and I have forseen you using a genetically modified army against the coalition. In an alternate dimension, you use a regular army of fish against the coalition, and they come up on land, suffocate, and die, I like this outcome better.

However, I will allow you to expose your creatures to your own nuclear radiation in hopes of making one mutate into something usefull every so often.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 02:11 AM

So...because I asked for an endorsement, my entire permit is revoked? Following this logic, I would be better off just doing things without the approval of the coalition.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 02:13 AM

No, your permit for defensive genetic engineering is still approved, however, genetically manipulating a task force to take out your pre-cal teacher is unallowed.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 02:14 AM

Fine. I agree. But this isn't the last you'll see of this issue!

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 30 2005, 02:22 AM

Is it still to alte to join this armistice of evil geniuses?

if not may I claim as my domain any and all freshwater sources. Seeing as how they are beyond the domain of dantrag's oceans having a 3.5% NaCl content.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 02:26 AM

You know what hasn't been taken yet? The horrid science of reanimation and zombification. I could give you a plane of existence to use as your dark domain, the problem is, it would require you to be more insidious than I am, and that's difficult to top.

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 30 2005, 02:28 AM

Indeed, i don't mind Dead things, but I am not a fan of necromancy or undead's so I'll pass up that opportunity.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 02:29 AM

But estuaries and sounds still fall under my jurisdiction. As do the seven seas.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 02:30 AM

The thing about freshwater though, is it's sort of unproductive toward any evil plots. See, first thing you do is invent a world domination/destruction/ransom plot, then we grant you control of a certain field of evil geniosity based on this plot.

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 30 2005, 02:41 AM

simple, all life relys on 1/5 of the world's water 2/3 of which is frozen. might b small but it is still major determinant in surviving.

So al one has to do, is set up large pyres of noxious fumes around the world. turning all precipitation to a pH of 5 or so, harming nearly every ecosystem on the planet. also there will by sulfer in th fumes, and mercury, rendering almost all water non-potable, with the exceptiong of the amazon where tannic acid has lowered the river water to pH's as low as 4-5 and the amazon forest pretty much produces it's own climate.

So establishing Hq on the amazon, and controlling all activity of the river, then i can control who does and does not get water.

also using permit allowed radiation from minque and dantrag I can guaranteeno human presence near the ice caps.

Posted by: ShogunSniper Aug 30 2005, 02:41 AM

also, i would like to be head of extra-terrestrial research...... approval?

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 02:48 AM

I hereby nominate Megil as Evil Director of Poison UNcontrol!

Shogun, I of course will be voting for that, as it would mean many evil scientists will want to cross-breed with aliens, which will require a little genetic manipulation for the egg to accept the sperm, and from now on, with few exceptions, getting permits for genetic engineering will require tribute.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 02:51 AM

Shogun, you will also have to pay me and minque large amounts of cash (or anything else of value you can offer) for us to NOT blow up the aliens that you find. Nuclear weapons seem to hold a lot of weight...

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 02:58 AM

Dantrag, I need approval for a nuclear weapons program. Sure, I could just move the sun or something, but I want to try out this idea of sending nukes from the Cretacious period into the present day to simultaneously and without warning to blow everything up. There's a civil war breaking out right now between myself and the DoomedOnes from alternate dimensions, I need approval to use whatever force necessary before they start destroying this universe.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 03:15 AM

hmm.... *strokes chin* two things, and you may have your permission.

1. I get my permission to use my genetically altered sea-creatures to attack my pre-cacl teacher

2. you spare all forms of natural salt water.

Wait a minute...how do I know that you aren't one of the DoomedOnes from the alternate universes? I need proof, solid proof! (or, you can give me those two things listed above, and I will forget all about this)

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 03:27 AM

Alright you get an unlimited approval on genetically altered creatures. What's the point of being the Poseidon of the Coalition without genetically altered creatures? If you want proof, proof will come when the DoomedOnes from alternate universes decide to start hitting us hard. They've already been opening fire on the year of 3056 and they're working their way back, I have to act fast, there isn't time!

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 03:29 AM

Sure, go ahead. I'll even give you a couple nukes if you have need of them.

But if any alternate-universe Dantrags come, bring one to me. I would like a word with him....

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 30 2005, 03:33 AM

fun position I accept it.

guess i have some shared responsability. radiation can be considered as a type of poison. so i guess nuclear aftermath must be approved by me first.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 03:35 AM

Nope. you are the ruler of poison UNcontrol. Nothing invlolving us using the poison should concern you in any way. Or even us NOT using the poison. You just have a title and some poison, with no other real power.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 03:38 AM

No, he has legislation over all natural poisons from mercury to dangerously high salt levels.

Posted by: Megil Tel-Zeke Aug 30 2005, 03:40 AM

and alpha, betta and gamma radiation are all natural O.o

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 03:41 AM

But if it's nuclear radiation then Dantrag or Minque can veto your approval or disproval, however if not they have nothing to say.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 03:43 AM

Uncontrol = not control. Therefore, you do not have control over the poisons.

your position is basically nonexistant, because if you don't control the poison, then you can't even release it, much less regulate our releasing of it

(BTW, just put in an exception to nuclear "poisons" and I will drop this.)

Thank you, DoomedOne.

Posted by: DoomedOne Aug 30 2005, 03:48 AM

The uncontrol is a joke, he's the Cruyel director of Poisonous and Pollutive activity, now this thread can end with that matter over with.

Posted by: Dantrag Aug 30 2005, 03:49 AM

fine. *grumbles something about plans being hindered because of power-sharing*

Posted by: minque Aug 30 2005, 07:20 AM

Natural.....yes...but in the extent in which Danny and myself are using it its hardly considered natural..


We can......actually, but if it is for a good (read EVIL) case then we probably won´t object


I´m closing this now........If you wish to continue feel free to start another one!!