Whats your favorite quote, Or quotes if you want Options

[ThePerson98]

I dont know too many, nor do I ever remember the quoted person's name. But here's one of mine
"You must obey before you can command" Forgot the name though.

[Ola Martin]

Here's some (I see your a naruto fan so)

Naruto: Dattebayo!

Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.

And here's some from One Piece I like:

Roronoa Zoro: I am always serious.
Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.

Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: I'll be hiding!

This post has been edited by Ola Martin: Apr 5 2006, 12:31 PM

[jack cloudy]

Here's one from a short X-com fan fic I once wrote.

(After sergeant Ironhead has defeated four heavily armed Ethereals with just his bare fists, his commander walks to the evil alien brain that controls all the aliens in the system so that he can blow it to pieces. Alien brain tries to talk its way out of things with the help of a nice screen to show funny pictures with and the commander lowers his weapon. Unfortunately, sergeant Ironhead picks up a gun from one of the death Ethereals and vaporizes the barin with some good old plasma.)

Commander Vogel:,, Sergeant, no! What have you done?! You just ruined everything! We could have become friends! It was right and we were wrong! They never intended to destroy us! Why?!!”

Sergeant Ironhead:,, That was the worst and most boring movie I’ve ever seen. Lousy special effects.”



Here's another one from one of my stories, a different universe this time.

,,Ah, finally back again. Now before we’re going to save the galaxy as we know it, does anyone want some coffee?”
,,Is that all you can think about, captain? We nearly got killed over a dozen times back there!”
,,You can’t go to war when you’re thirsty."

And a last one. (yes, the captain is addicted to coffee.)

captain (after having threatened to blow up the ship):,, I’m not going to let those braindead morons onboard. I’m not a politician, but even I know that no one will care about my little threat if they have those monkeys onboard who probably don’t even know how the coffee machine works!”
Some alien they picked up on the other side of the galaxy:,, What is the importance of coffee for your race?”
captain:,, I just think it tastes good, that’s all."

[Fuzzy Knight]

I love the qoute we can for example see in Minque's story of Serene by Churchill "It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required" - I just love qoutes from WW2, another one is "You won't get Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole, go out there and fight!" Or something like that

[Tellie]

hehe...I have a good one.

Ah soldiers job is not to die for his country, but to make the other bastards die from theirs: general S.Patton, WW2.

[metalskull]

I reject your realality and substitute my own Adam Savage

It is from Mythbusters

[Fuzzy Knight]

hehe...I have a good one.

Ah soldiers job is not to die for his country, but to make the other bastards die from theirs: general S.Patton, WW2.

Got that in my signature in my clans forum:
"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other honoured user die for his"

This post has been edited by Fuzzy Knight: Apr 5 2006, 08:27 PM

[HyPN0]

I don't actualy know who said it,but it was on the official forum,a month ago when the game wasn't out.Disssusion was about ''Are you the heir?''.Here's what they said:

A:''Is everyone slightly retarded?You are the frikin' heir!!!''

B:''No,only you.It has been officialy confirmed you're not the heir''

C:''How can you be the heir?What if you're playing Argonian?Emperor must have been some weird a$$ crap!!!''

This post has been edited by HyPN0: Apr 5 2006, 09:31 PM

[Dantrag]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." - Teddy Roosevelt

[HyPN0]

Oh,you guys mean non-forum quotes?
They're in my Sig.

[Soulseeker3.0]

her are a couple I've heard:

Roy M. Cohn: Go after a man's weakness and never, ever, threaten unless you are going to follow through, becuase if you don't, the next time you wont be taken seriously.

Stephen Ambrose: The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future

Yogi Berra: You can observe a lot by just watching

Then a very common one: Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Then I was reading Exile's Honor by Mercedes Lackey (awsome autor IMO) and I read this: "Expertise can get you to good, but practice gets you to master" or something very close to that


I htink i'll post more later but I'll have to upturn my room to find the paper with quotes on it....

[1234king]

well i like shows like the chapelle show and south park so here are a few

"hey hey hey, smoke weed everday" (dave chapelle)

" shut up you stupid jew" (eric cartman off south park)

[Agent Griff]

I have quite a number of quotes that I like. Most of them are really old though.

"A badly led mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house" Herodotus or some other old guy.

"Only the dead have seen the end of the war" some old guy, Plato maybe.

"I don't shake hands with homosexuals" George Becali (the owner of a big romanian soccer team, Steaua Bucharest, which is in the Uefa Cup semifinals with Middlesborough)

[stargelman]

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right
answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of
confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage

:biglaugh:

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."

Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy


Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig


And finally, a quote from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:

"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
-- Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48

[milanius]

There are many quotes I love, but for now I'll just say this:

"I don't hate people. I just think they're all idiots"
[Lucas, CAD Comics]

[Tellie]

Ok, here is a couple of good quotes I found funny.

We're the good guys, their the bad guys...George W Bush, that was the explanation of the Iraq war...

To win war, you gotta become war....:Rambo.

A soldiers duty is not to die for his country, but to make the other bastards die for theirs....:General, S Patton.

[Kiln]

One of my favorite quotes are,

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."-Albert Einstein

Here's another favorite of mine by a true hero,

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."-William Wallace

And the last two are in my signature, so you've probably seen them already .

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."-William Shakespeare

"The whole art of war consists of guessing at what is on the other side of the hill."-Arthur Wellesley

[ThePerson98]

"A badly led mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house"  Herodotus or some other old guy.

"Only the dead have seen the end of the war"  some old guy, Plato maybe.

Those both are in Rome Total War. Plenty of neat quotes in it. Ill see if I can get them all.

[Aki]

"The sun shines everday in hell." - One of the (male) Dunmer voice files from Morrowind.

"Oh gods please, don't let him go on about that "Solem duty" crap again" - Another (male) Dunmer voice file

"Go away, I don't have any treats!" - Again, Dunmer male, but one of the responses to fleeing from the Player when he's a Werewolf.

"He who makes a beast out of himself, rids himself of the pain of being a man" - Some Dr. guy, I forget the name.

"The best techinques are passed on by the survivors" - Gaiden Shinji, a TES character.

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov

"We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. " - George S. Patton

[DoomedOne]

"Violence is the rhyme of the unheard." - Dr. King

"The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine

and of course my Che quotes, very important:

"If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"Words that do not match deeds are unimportant." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it." - Ernesto Che Guevara

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man." - Ernesto Che Guevara

There's also:

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." - Malcolm X

"Learn the laws so you know best how to break them." - Old proverb

This post has been edited by DoomedOne: Apr 12 2006, 06:22 AM