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[Callidus Thorn]

I'm on invisible?

You mean that wasn't you?

Then who was it...

[mirocu]

Then it´s Blackie

[Callidus Thorn]

This could be him on now, but there were two anonymous users on earlier...

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Apr 18 2014, 11:41 AM

[mirocu]

The other one might be Kobby

[Vital]

I feel... Like I'm being watched

[treydog]

A priest, a rabbi, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this- some kind of a joke?"

--------Crickets-------------

OK, how about:

Thomas Edison walks into a bar, offers to buy a drink for the blonde sitting next to him. She says, "Sure- just don't get any ideas."

--------

Tough crowd. Maybe....

Guy walks into a bar, puts a miniature grand piano down and takes a tiny fellow wearing a tuxedo out of his pocket, who then proceeds to play the piano.

The bartender says, "Wow! How did you manage that?"

Guy leans in close and says, "I found a magic bottle that grants one wish."

Bartender asks if he can try it, so the guy says, "Sure," and pulls out a musty, dusty old bottle.

The bartender takes the bottle and holds it for a second and POOF, the bar is FULL of ducks.

The bartender looks around and says, "Hey, I didn't ask for a million ducks."

The guy picks up his drink and replies, "Yeah, and I didn't ask for a 10 inch pianist."

[Callidus Thorn]

Descarte is in a bar, he finishes his drink.

"Fancy another?" The barman asks.

"I think....not" Replies Descarte, who disappears.

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Apr 18 2014, 11:53 AM

[mirocu]

So many jokes!

Though I didn´t get Callidus´...

[Callidus Thorn]

So many jokes!

Though I didn´t get Callidus´...

Descarte said: "I think, therefore I am."

[Vital]

Classic..

Well this is particularly bad but anyway...

A man walks into a bar..

Ouch.

[mirocu]

So many jokes!

Though I didn´t get Callidus´...

Descarte said: "I think, therefore I am."

Ah! Now the joke got funny!

And Vital´s too..

[Vital]

mine was terrible but Trey and Callidus' we're funny

[mirocu]

No, no, it worked..

And now I´m close to signing off for awhile. Gotta go and play poker with me gammy

[Black Hand]

The other one might be Kobby

Muahahahahabahababababababababababababababababababa!!!

Precisely as I predicted.

oh, and the avatar is just a closeup of V's Guy Fawkes mask....

[King Of Beasts]

The other one might be Kobby

I don't go anonymous because it feels weird lol


Oh, and also


@DE and McB


If you two argue, can you try not to be so rude. McB, I don't mean to sound snippy, but you've known DE longer than I and by now should know his sense of humor. Also, if I recall correctly, the mods mentioned that the imposter was nobody ready commonly active.on the forums

DE, I understand you are upset about McB's accusation, but in short, calm down, please, I know it was wrong for him to accuse him but everyone on here has been a bit jumpy since the mALX2 incident, and you can't really blame him for being a bit upset, or getting a bit suspicious with your joke(maybe we should avoid mod and banhammer jokes for a bit.)

I'm not trynna order anyone around. But guys, we're like a little online family here, and we shouldn't be accusing each other of anything, or cussing each other out. I know you two have had your arguments in the past, but come on. Even if you can't see eye to eye, you can at least stay off each other's throats, it's not good for you two.

Now, c'mon guys. Forgive and forget, this imposter could still be lurking the forums, watching in satisfaction as we fight, accuse each other of things, etc. we don't wanna give that bastard what he/she wants, do we? We're all friends here, and it should honestly stay that way, but even if it doesn't, we don't have to be bitter towards each other.

I suggest you two try to make up, apologize to each other(I'm pretty sure that apology back there wasn't completely honest. Both of you.), because two friends fighting and cussing each other out isn't what we should have on these forums. We already have so little here, it would be sad if the warm friendly feeling were to disappear as well

Now come on. Lets just try to drop the topic of MALX2, stop accusing members that had joined before the incident, and enjoy the forums and be friendly to each other. We don't need to fight here


That's all, thanks for taking the time to read this.



Now let's move onto a new topic.

If the next game of elder scrolls(not online!) comes out, where would you guys want it to take place, and what changes do you think should be made compared to othe ES games?


I personally think it should take place in Elswyr or Black marsh. They should also return a few schools of magic and skill sets that they took away and add more PLAYABLE races.

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Apr 18 2014, 01:31 PM

[treydog]

What Kobby said.

And thank you for saying it so well.

[Callidus Thorn]

The other one might be Kobby

Muahahahahabahababababababababababababababababababa!!!

Precisely as I predicted.

oh, and the avatar is just a closeup of V's Guy Fawkes mask....

Ermm...

Blackie...

You seem to havee turned into a baby part way through your maniacal laugh

Now let's move onto a new topic.

If the next game of elder scrolls(not online!) comes out, where would you guys want it to take place, and what changes do you think should be made compared to othe ES games?


I personally think it should take place in Elswyr or Black marsh. They should also return a few schools of magic and skill sets that they took away and add more PLAYABLE races.

Black Marsh, because I'm a big fan of Argonians and want to see more of them

As for changes they should make...

Bring back attributes, combined with an intelligent perk system, not filler and percentage increases. I'd like to see a cross between Oblivion's and Fallout perk systems, perks you select when levelling and perks tied to skill levels, though with the choice Oblivion failed to offer.

Bring back mysticism, all the removed spell effects since Oblivion at least, though Morrowind would be preferable, and bring back spellmaking.

Morrowind style separation of weapons, medium armour, spears, throwing weapons, and greater variety of weapons all need to make a return.

On use enchantments should be brought back, to give non-stealthy characters the ability to open doors and chests that are locked.

A proper journal and the removal of quest markers.

And a main quest that doesn't have the "chosen one" vibe to it.

Unfortunately, I sincerely doubt we'll see any of that in a TES game

[King Of Beasts]

I agree with you thorn. They took too much outta skyrim

Maybe we could petition them to bring those things back lol.

They could've done SO much more with skyrim! But they didn't -_-

They better make up for it in Fo4(they better make it!) or ES VI

[Callidus Thorn]

I agree with you thorn. They took too much outta skyrim

Maybe we could petition them to bring those things back lol.

They could've done SO much more with skyrim! But they didn't -_-

They better make up for it in Fo4(they better make it!) or ES VI

I doubt they will.

Regardless of opinions about Skyrim, complex mechanics were removed, simplifying the creation process if nothing else. They spent less making Skyrim than they would've if they'd tried to add all of those things, and got a far better return on investment in the process, by broadening their target audience.

This is, in my opinion, what is going to cause the collapse of the gaming industry. Disregarding the niches in a blind rush to a swamped, generic, middle ground where nothing truly stands out anymore. Pursuing sales figures rather than aiming to deliver quality products.

And the new consoles will only hasten the process, being built to a far higher specification and therefore far more expensive to make games for, and for what? An extra tenner at the point of sale? That's not gonna offset the costs involved, and the consoles haven't sold in sufficient quantity to make the difference anyway.

This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Apr 18 2014, 02:09 PM

[Darkness Eternal]

That's all, thanks for taking the time to read this.

Now let's move onto a new topic.

If the next game of elder scrolls(not online!) comes out, where would you guys want it to take place, and what changes do you think should be made compared to othe ES games?


I personally think it should take place in Elswyr or Black marsh. They should also return a few schools of magic and skill sets that they took away and add more PLAYABLE races.

Thanks for understanding, Kob.

In my opinion the new Elder Scrolls game should take place somewhere exotic. I'd wager Valenwood or the Summerset Isles. Truthfully, I'd much prefer we visit Elsweyr or Hammerfell. You know the drier desert areas of Tamriel. Since Morrowind, I've always played with Imperials. But if the location changes to either Valenwood or Hammerfell or Elsweyr, I'm definitely rolling khajiit this time.

If Bethesda does make an ES: VI, I have a creeping feeling it will be in another familiar setting like High Rock.

Thorn, I agree with you on just about everything there. Especially with the weapon variety and the main quest issue. It strikes me as odd that since Morrowind, all they've been doing is removing things when in fact they should be adding. Morrowind was fantastic for so many reasons, one because of the number of weapons to choose from; spear, sword, axe, tanto, wakashi, katana, daggers, throwing stars, bows and arrows and crossbows, etc. I was dying to use a spear in Skyrim but alas.

The main quest is another thing that needs to be approached differently. Not everyone wants to be a prophesied hero to save the world. My characters aren't the Champions of Cyrodiil, or the Nereverine or Dragonborn. When I play, they're normal individuals and in some cases not so normal, but they aren't foretold heroes. I do think the next ES should enhance the feel of "Live another life, in another world."

Go in depth in the fighting, the classes, the professions, etc.