Npc conversation thread #1 Options

[Renee]

Here to sell me some more Nirnroot?

No.

Captain Burd and I make a good pair. He understands Nords and the North, while I appreciate the subtleties of southern culture and politics.

[mirocu]

Captain Burd and I make a good pair. He understands Nords and the North, while I appreciate the subtleties of southern culture and politics.

Did I give you the key after lockup last night? I really can't remember

[Renee]

Did I give you the key after lockup last night? I really can't remember

No.

I'm your relief.

[Renee]

Anytime now.

[mirocu]

Anytime now.

You want me? You sure? I'm Vigge. I'm Mages Guild but I don't train or anything

[Renee]

You want me? You sure? I'm Vigge. I'm Mages Guild but I don't train or anything

No doubt.

How does the day greet you, friend?

[mirocu]

How does the day greet you, friend?

Fantastic! Thanks for asking!

[Renee]

Fantastic! Thanks for asking!

Been here. Right here! All day! Last night, too! I wasn't there! Not there at all! I can totally prove it! Ask anyone!

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

Been here. Right here! All day! Last night, too! I wasn't there! Not there at all! I can totally prove it! Ask anyone!

I hear Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

[mirocu]

I hear Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

So I've heard

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

So I've heard

The Dividing Line between a live hero and a dead one is a sharp sword. Get the best you can afford from Tun-Zeeus...

Because you don't want to be on the dead guy side of the line, do you?

[Renee]

The Dividing Line between a live hero and a dead one is a sharp sword. Get the best you can afford from Tun-Zeeus...

Because you don't want to be on the dead guy side of the line, do you?

What a shame.

You get used to the cold. Got a good set of fur boots to keep my feet warm. Give a Nord a good thumping to keep the blood flowing. khah-khah-khah

[Acadian]

You get used to the cold. Got a good set of fur boots to keep my feet warm. Give a Nord a good thumping to keep the blood flowing. khah-khah-khah

{At first I didn't see the 't' in thumping and thought, 'What a great idea!' }


"The Mystic Archives have a large collection of books. Look around, and you might learn a thing or two."

[Renee]

"The Mystic Archives have a large collection of books. Look around, and you might learn a thing or two."

Still here stranger? You're not actually renting a room, are you?

[mirocu]

Still here stranger? You're not actually renting a room, are you?

Ok, but please be brief. I've got some.... research to tend to.

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

Ok, but please be brief. I've got some.... research to tend to.

For the love of Azura, can't a man have a bit of privacy? Get out of here!


[Rythe Lythandas just said this to me yesterday after I completed the A Brush With Death quest, even though he and his wife made it clear I was welcome anytime after saving him. And it was still mid-to-late afternoon, so time wasn't an issue either. I think he did that to me in my first playthrough, too. Truly amazing how many NPCs in Oblivion have schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder.]

[Renee]

For the love of Azura, can't a man have a bit of privacy? Get out of here!

Oh? If that's the way you feel about it.

May you rest in peace.




(Yeah I love when they stuff which is totally inappropriate for the situation!)

[mirocu]

Oh? If that's the way you feel about it.

Take some advice? Go down to the sea. Stand awhile. Think of the distant lands across the water

[Renee]

Take some advice? Go down to the sea. Stand awhile. Think of the distant lands across the water

Go away fool!

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

Go away fool!

Are you quite sure, Inquisitor? Very well... Please don't have too much fun without me.

(In the midst of replaying The Shivering Isles expansion. I forgot about Herdir and his hilariously dark voice and lines. He enjoys his job far too much.)