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mALX
post Apr 23 2019, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Grits @ Apr 23 2019, 04:19 PM) *

I went to the dermatologist today for a scar follow-up (I had my horns removed), and the nurse tells me “And also a full-body skin check.”

WHAT

“Ug, I didn’t, aren’t we just looking at where..?” I gesture vaguely at my head.

She checks the laptop screen. “Yes, it says here three month follow-up and annual scan.” (or something like that)

“Dear god, I wasn’t expecting this! What underwear am I wearing? Oh I hope they’re not too ragged.” Did I say that out loud? OK good, these aren’t horrifying, but they are very very purple. I’ll be the one in the purple underpants. GREAT.

She grins.

The doc agrees to zap a few little spots on my face, which I have to pay for because they aren’t potentially going to kill me. He gives me the price scale and I tell him, “Good, let’s keep it under five.” (Spots. There was a price break at five.)

Bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt

“While we’re here I’ll just get these other ones I see, no charge, OK?” says the doc.

“Sweet, thanks.”

Bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzt

WHAT THE HECK either he’s a perfectionist or I must have looked like a strawberry patch. Maybe both.

I don’t know what time it is, but it’s cocktail hour at the Grits house!


GAAAAAH, what is he removing, your freckles? Those look so adorable on you! I'll bet you do need a cocktail after all that, you poor thing!







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post Apr 23 2019, 10:38 PM
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Last night my youngest Son told me he is getting married in October! It is going to be a Renaissance Fair themed wedding; everyone is to come in costumes! They are going to roast a whole pig on a spit, etc. It is going to be a BLAST !!!

I've chosen my costume; but haven't ordered it yet = I'm going to be a peasant milk maid!


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post Apr 23 2019, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 23 2019, 04:38 PM) *

Last night my youngest Son told me he is getting married in October! It is going to be a Renaissance Fair themed wedding; everyone is to come in costumes! They are going to roast a whole pig on a spit, etc. It is going to be a BLAST !!!

I've chosen my costume; but haven't ordered it yet = I'm going to be a peasant milk maid!

You should go as an executioner! Carry around a big ol’ axe. Whisper to your future DiL that if she messes up, she’ll get your axe! laugh.gif


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post Apr 23 2019, 11:14 PM
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I say go as a Witch, and pass out apples to everyone...


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post Apr 23 2019, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 23 2019, 05:14 PM) *

I say go as a Witch, and pass out apples to everyone...

Ooo Khajiit likes that one! Do they dare eat them? rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 23 2019, 11:40 PM
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Oh my gosh, what fun!! October will be gorgeous, and no sweating through the outfit layers. Congratulations!!



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post Apr 23 2019, 11:44 PM
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Grits, hope all your bzzzzing heals up nicely.

mALX, congrats to your son and his gf! I love the sound of the venue and your costume sounds perfect. Of course, the Witch would be a pretty cool alternative. Or you could go as a medieval squirrel and pass out nutz. tongue.gif


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post Apr 24 2019, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 23 2019, 06:12 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 23 2019, 04:38 PM) *

Last night my youngest Son told me he is getting married in October! It is going to be a Renaissance Fair themed wedding; everyone is to come in costumes! They are going to roast a whole pig on a spit, etc. It is going to be a BLAST !!!

I've chosen my costume; but haven't ordered it yet = I'm going to be a peasant milk maid!

You should go as an executioner! Carry around a big ol’ axe. Whisper to your future DiL that if she messes up, she’ll get your axe! laugh.gif


No way, I want them to live with me! (and I'll have to go to sleep sometime, rollinglaugh.gif )



QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 23 2019, 06:14 PM) *

I say go as a Witch, and pass out apples to everyone...


I actually did consider going as Melisandre = the Red Witch from Game of Thrones, lol. I think someone said there will already be at least one of them though.

The Bride to be is coming as an Elf! (ears-wise; not height-wise. She is almost 6' tall).





QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Apr 23 2019, 06:15 PM) *

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 23 2019, 05:14 PM) *

I say go as a Witch, and pass out apples to everyone...

Ooo Khajiit likes that one! Do they dare eat them? rollinglaugh.gif



Poison Apples, huh? BWAAAHAAHAA!!!! *evil laugh*





QUOTE(Grits @ Apr 23 2019, 06:40 PM) *

Oh my gosh, what fun!! October will be gorgeous, and no sweating through the outfit layers. Congratulations!!


Doesn't it sound like it is going to be so much fun? I was just looking up some tips for doing a Renaissance Fair wedding; it is going to be a blast !!!





QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 23 2019, 06:44 PM) *

Grits, hope all your bzzzzing heals up nicely.

mALX, congrats to your son and his gf! I love the sound of the venue and your costume sounds perfect. Of course, the Witch would be a pretty cool alternative. Or you could go as a medieval squirrel and pass out nutz. tongue.gif


rollinglaugh.gif We do have an huge professional costume and party staging place here in town that sells some really awesome costumes and stuff year round (not just at Halloween time) = I plan to do some shopping there; but have also been checking online to get ideas for what I want to do. If I see something I like better than the peasant milk maid, I'll go for it.







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post Apr 24 2019, 12:20 PM
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Can I dress up as the village idiot and just drool all over the place while mumbling about cabbages and that its almost harvesting season? Wait, did they have village idiots in the Renaissance?

Cabbages...


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post Apr 24 2019, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Apr 24 2019, 07:20 AM) *

Can I dress up as the village idiot and just drool all over the place while mumbling about cabbages and that its almost harvesting season? Wait, did they have village idiots in the Renaissance?

Cabbages...


rollinglaugh.gif Oh, and maybe we can have a "Beheading the Cabbage" tournament in the middle of the wedding?


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...010-09-19_2.JPG


Well, we won't have horses, so each contestant would have to ride on another wedding party member...swinging swords, drinking ale, and riding each other = what could possibly go wrong?









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post Apr 24 2019, 06:22 PM
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Now that I had my covfefe I'm ready to watch to radar. Wear is it?


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post May 12 2019, 12:10 PM
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It is Mother's Day today in the US. Here's wishing a wonderful day to the ladies of Chorrol who claim that very special title! Hug_emoticon.gif


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post May 12 2019, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE(Acadian @ May 12 2019, 06:10 AM) *

It is Mother's Day today in the US. Here's wishing a wonderful day to the ladies of Chorrol who claim that very special title! Hug_emoticon.gif

Indeed! Happy Mother’s Day!


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post May 12 2019, 03:07 PM
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Happy Mother's Day to all the Mothers at Chorrol!!!






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post May 12 2019, 03:11 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ May 12 2019, 04:07 PM) *

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mothers at Chorrol!!!

Yes!


(But shame on all their children who throw away working computers with Chip's Challenge on)


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post May 12 2019, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ May 12 2019, 10:11 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ May 12 2019, 04:07 PM) *

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mothers at Chorrol!!!

Yes!


(But shame on all their children who throw away working computers with Chip's Challenge on)


I'll have to show this to him! rollinglaugh.gif







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post May 12 2019, 04:02 PM
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Aye, Happy Mothers Day.

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post May 12 2019, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(Decrepit @ May 12 2019, 11:02 AM) *


That was Awesome! I never knew the history of Mother's Day; thanks for posting that Decrepit!




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post Jun 7 2019, 03:08 PM
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My excavator



I no longer have my beloved Cavator. Yes, it's true; today I sold it. It may seem sudden as I have not said anything but the truth is all the work we planned for are finished and I see no reason for it to be with me anymore. I guess I could have kept it but it doesn't feel right to just have it sit there. Sure, the odd job will always surface but not enough to warrant continued ownership. And rest assured; I didn't sell it with a happy heart.

When I got it I had so much work lined up. I saw no end to it. Each year was filled with something and I imagined keeping it forever. And as mALX has said; it has well earned its place with me. However, when our firewood shed was done it all sort of hit me; I need to sell it. It was like a writer finishing a book. It was done. And truth be told; sitting around with nothing to do is not a fate suitable for a fighter like my yellow Cavator. It needs something to do, another adventure to look forward to. And from what I hear, someone's six-year-old son will have a field day wink.gif

I remember when I got it, how unsure I was operating it and how little I could do. Throughout the years I have gained confidence and skills beyond what I could imagine to the point where I even felt safe working in steep slopes. And all those rocks, all those tree stumps that were in the way are now faded memories. All thanks to that yellow little digger.


-Thank you for your service, Cavator. You have performed above and beyond and I could not have asked for anything more. May your new life bring as much happinness as your old. And if gods are willing, we'll see each other again some day. Until then, take care.


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post Jun 7 2019, 03:12 PM
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