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Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 14 2018, 04:25 AM

So I'm channeling that salt I was spewing in that The Outer Worlds thread in the General RPG Discussion subforum into something more productive (well, sort of). I'm ready to throw down and yell at you all about inane things. Because there is not enough yelling on these forums, and this is the Internet so what is up with that?

You can start some arguments too. They can be something completely fake that you don't really agree with, an actual but inoffensive opinion that isn't strong, an actual but inoffensive opinion but with bogus reasoning, etc. Obviously, just keep it lighthearted and silly. Same thing with rebuttals to people's opinions.

So I'm going to start, and emphasize my point with larger font. Which also makes me right.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 14 2018, 04:28 AM

THE NETFLIX SHE-RA IS A BOY AND IT'S NOT HE-MAN!!!

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 14 2018, 04:34 AM

Lol, this sounds a lot like the “Unpopular Opinions Thread”, and we all saw what happened to that.

Ooh, Khajiit would like to hear a defense for that argument!

Posted by: monkeyemoness Dec 14 2018, 05:11 AM

Reminder that we have an actual Holocaust Denier in this awful site that somehow believes that sort of thing is an "opinion" lmfao

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 14 2018, 05:18 AM

*Sigh* Khajiit shouldn’t have brought that up. This thread is now doomed. Not having a good night as far as posts are going. Over at the Beth forums, this one managed to offend someone that he actually respects. Bummed.

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 14 2018, 06:52 AM

...I was hoping that wouldn't be brought up. I'm deliberately keeping this not like that thread. Please keep this open, mAlX, Acadian, etc.

Well, first of all, I put it in huge font. Second of all, I said it so it is obviously right. Third, Nirn was a daedric plane that rightfully belonged to the Lord of Destruction (and if anybody is a trustworthy source of information on this, it's obviously Mankar Camoran). Fourth, it's just Dagon's nature to do stuff like that. Fifth, the Tamrielic races are just screwing it up anyway, so best to enslave them under daedric rule so that they stop doing that, y'know?

Geez, if you were a TRUE fan, you would know that, pleb!

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 14 2018, 07:21 AM

There Khajiit goes, falling into the fallacy of trying to associate mortal concepts of right and wrong to Daedra. Of course he did nothing wrong because he is apart from such concepts.

Posted by: Acadian Dec 14 2018, 01:16 PM

Mehrunes Dagon was actually trying to help. Had he been victorious late in the Third Era, then 200 years later the Nords and Imperials would not have been slaughtering each other while the Aldmeri Dominion laughed and waited to squash the weakened victors.

* fake enough? *

Posted by: Kane Dec 14 2018, 01:33 PM

Melkor did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 14 2018, 06:08 PM

Azura is the one true ruler of Nirn! THERE I SAID AND DARN PROUD OF IT!!!!

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 15 2018, 12:24 AM

EXACTLY. Acadian gets it! And we wouldn't have the Thalmor, either. But nooooo, Martin had to go all Avatar-of-Akatosh and ruins things. The Septims were why we couldn't have nice things.



Found the Ashlander. At least she isn't Vivec though. Vivec sucks. (That actually is my opinion of Vivec. [censored] that guy.)

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 15 2018, 02:37 AM

Almsivi just sucks, period.

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 15 2018, 05:17 AM

True that. Vivec just pisses me off the most.

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 15 2018, 01:26 PM

PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO THROW HANDS NOWADAYS. SO QUICK TO GO USE THEM SPINDLY ASS WEAPONS.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 15 2018, 09:03 PM

I LIKED SOLO!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!

Posted by: Sakiri Dec 15 2018, 10:19 PM

Vivec just rubs me wrong.

Like his manner of speaking, his holler than thou attitude. Ugh. All of it. Screw that guy.

Posted by: SubRosa Dec 15 2018, 10:31 PM

Best cup ever!

Posted by: Sakiri Dec 15 2018, 11:20 PM

Lol.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 16 2018, 02:27 AM

It's red....just like a https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6Hc-3jokSdL3Gqe8ihIg9oF-vhY=/0x86:1200x714/fit-in/1200x630/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4251731/starbucksredcups2015.0.jpg THIS...This is low....Let WWIII commince!!!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 16 2018, 04:48 AM

HONESTLY I WANT TO FIST FIGHT ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK IN MY EYES UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE TBH.

AND EVEN THEN!

ALL Y’ALL SHOULD LINE UP FOR MY SWEETIES JUAN AND THEU.

MEOW MEOW, PARENT-LOVERS.

... am I doing this right yet?

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 16 2018, 05:39 AM

You can't fight me. I have Cage the Beautiful and beauty never dies. You will fall to your knees and cry at the beauty that is Cage!

https://beta.photobucket.com/u/sbcmarine81/p/05b6c206-2563-40f7-b069-e6c5fcc693a4

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 17 2018, 01:07 AM

Amen. Almalexia and Sotha Sil are grade-A [censored] too, but I'd say Vivec is the worst of the 3 by a fair margin.





NO. NOW FIGHT ME WITH THE BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU I JUST LEARNED BY READING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET. YOU'RE TOUGH BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE WEAKER THAN WET TISSUE PAPER.

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 17 2018, 01:40 AM

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.

Posted by: mALX Dec 17 2018, 05:17 PM

Ditto! I'm loving this one already!!!








Me? What did I do?



I kind of miss the Oblivion Crisis, lol.










Now, I have to agree with this one! I remember in New Vegas using "Pushy" on a Deathclaw in the Promentary and seeing it go down in one hit! ... those were the good old days ... ... ...











I am your Father... ... ... oh wait, shouldn't that be Mother? OH! wait, that was Luke ... ... ... er, ... never mind.






























SPEW !!! ROFL !!!!

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 17 2018, 05:57 PM

You didn’t do anything mALX. He was just pleading with you guys to not lock this thread. Oh wait... you are not a moderator? Khajiit thought you were!

Posted by: mALX Dec 17 2018, 06:33 PM

I don't have that kind of power, though!

Posted by: Sakiri Dec 18 2018, 08:52 PM

Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 18 2018, 11:38 PM

Look, somebody's got to say it to wake up the sheeple. The Man wants to keep this info down, but I won't stay silent.

The Earth is very obviously flat. How else can there be Four Corners of the World??!?!?!?!!??! (Extra ?s and !s for emphasis).

Posted by: SubRosa Dec 19 2018, 12:17 AM

Not to mention that if it was a sphere, we would all fall off!

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 19 2018, 01:22 AM

Not us on the Northern Hemisphere!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 19 2018, 11:08 AM

Behold, weakling. Your new God.

https://youtu.be/vfewWugsHEs

Russian Sambo is soooooooo hardcore that one of our two founders (both of them of whom were spec-ops military bois) had the other killed. For reasons. And this is a good thing. Duh. “/s”

In fact, Russian Sambo is soooooooooooooooo effective at the highest level that two of MMA’s Pound-for-Pound GOATS (greatest of all time) came from our discipline. One (Fedor Emelianenko) was undisputedly the baddest man of the planet and the other (Khabib Nurmagomedov) just violated MMA’s biggest star in a legitimately brutal beating. Even *I* had to admit that that stuff was hair-raising. Just pure violence amped with scientific calculation to maximize damage output with no regards to human integrity, his opponent’s or the viewers’.

Look up the names of these beautiful monsters, Saki-Chan, look up their names and records and highlights and awaken to the reality that we Sambists are on the rise. The whole world will wrestle because of us.

And it shall be glorious. Aye, even the Red King himself will rejoice and moan in envy.

Posted by: mALX Dec 19 2018, 02:06 PM

BOLD: I took the GOAT in Fallout 3, does that help?


** that vid looks like me trying to get my dog into the bathtub!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 19 2018, 03:12 PM

I must break you


-




some good news that I myself suffer the same when trying to get my little Queen into the showers

Posted by: mALX Dec 19 2018, 05:18 PM

Posted by: Kane Dec 19 2018, 06:18 PM

*shrug* I enjoyed it, too. Could have done without the corny last name reveal, but otherwise it is a fun ride.

Posted by: Sakiri Dec 20 2018, 08:32 PM

Yeah that video definitely reminded me of getting my dog in the tub.

But it looks like it could be fun.

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 21 2018, 12:15 PM

The most fun you can have, I guarantee you that.

[insert something about clothes here]

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 22 2018, 03:45 PM

There aren't even any arguments being had in this thread! THIS. MAKES. ME. ANGRY!!!

RAGE.GIF

I'm ready to start something RIGHT NOW! Fight me, all of you!


Mirocu isn't actually a bird.

Dark Reaper isn't actually a reaper.

Uleni doesn't throw hands because he doesn't have any hands with which to throw.

And mALX...well, she actually is a squirrel. Just not a mind-controlling one.


GIVE ME ANGER. THE INNER TROLL IN ME MUST FEED.

Posted by: Decrepit Dec 22 2018, 04:10 PM

Wise man, not contesting MY moniker, as I truly am Decrepit. Then again, maybe that's a false argument? I say not...which might also be false. I say not...

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 22 2018, 04:38 PM

http://2.images.southparkstudios.com/blogs/southparkstudios.com/files/2014/05/0611_mongolian.jpg?quality=0.8 !!!!

Posted by: mALX Dec 22 2018, 07:04 PM

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 22 2018, 07:07 PM

You sure about that ?

Posted by: treydog Dec 22 2018, 11:47 PM

I, however, actually AM a dog. A small, furry dog who steals his human's computer while said human is away at "work." (Personally, I think he just goes to the park and chases tennis balls and Frisbees).

Also

SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 23 2018, 04:39 AM

YOUR ANGER IS WEAK, YOUR POISON VAPID. AND YOUR EYES ARE SO VERY BLIND.

I THROW NOT HANDS, BUT MEATY METEORS THAT MAIM WITH MALEVOLENCE.

I DECLARE WAR UPON YOU, AND ALL THE OTHERS IN THIS SITE.

I’M DROPPING NAMES. COME AT ME.

*****
SUBROSA ISNT ACTUALLY A SAGE, BUT A SENTIENT BICYCLE BRAND SENT TO UNDERMINE THE SITE OF CHORROL FROM WITHIN. A CONSPIRACY? I THINK NOT.

ELIZABETH HOLLOW IS REALLY HOLLOWED OUT. LIKE FOR REAL. JUST ASK HER, GUYS.

ROHIRRIM HATES AND LOVES HORSES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. (WINK WONK)

ACADIAN’S BUFFY IS ACTUALLY A BRUNETTE NAMED BOBBY G WHO HAS A BEER GUT AND A PREDILECTION FOR HITTING PEOPLE WITH A WARHAMMER. HER ELVISH MAGIC HIDES SUCH TRUTHS, BUT I AM NOT DECEIVED!

ACADIAN HIMSELF IS ACTUALLY A CRIME BOSS BASED IN LAS VEGAS WHO CONDUCTS IN THE BUSINESS OF SMUGGLING HOITY TOITY HIGH TOM TIDDY NOVELS SUCH AS 50 SHADES OF GREY AND TWILIGHT. WE’RE ONTO YOU, YOU DASTARDLY VILLAIN.

DARKNESS ETERNAL IS ACTUALLY THE BIG (B)IDDY GOTH GF THAT EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE. OOH, MAMASITA, TELL ME YOUR SOCIALS OOOOOOOOOOOH.

GHASTLEY ISN’T ACTUALLY GHASTLY. HE’S A SOULSOME RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT SPREADS HAPPINESS EVERYWHERE HE GOES. OOH LALA

GRITS ISN’T GRITS. SHE’S ACTUALLY A WALKING CORNBREAD WITH COLLARD GREENS. YEEHAW PARDNER GIDDY-UP GIDDY-UP BUTTERCUP

OUR VERY OWN DESTRI MELARG, THE TOP TIER WRITER IN THIS SITE, IS ACTUALLY WAUGHIN JARTH MASQUERADING AS GEORGE RR MARTIN HIDING IN A SMURF ACCOUNT. HOW’S THEM APPLES

TREYDOG IS THREE DOGS JOINED INTO ONE, MANIFESTED IN MORTAL FORM TO USHER IN THE AGE OF THE GOOD BOYS. BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY CANINE ALMSIVI, YOU PLEBS.

MIROCU ISNT A CROW, SHE IS ACTUALLY A RAINBOW COLORED PAROT WHO GOT DIPPED IN THE FLUIDY INK OF OCTOPI, THE POOR THING. I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE WAS WITH A BUNCH OF OCTOPI, BUT SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT RECREATING WHAT SHE SAW IN AN “ANIME.” [laughs in Disney’s Goofy]

DARK REAPER IS A NICE BOY FROM WHEREVER HE IS WHO GOES TO CHURCH. HE’S THE PUREST OUT OF ALL US AND YOU, RADER, SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT INVOLVING HIM INTO THIS THING OF OURS. SHAME! SHAME!

SAKIRI? I DON’T KNOW WHO SHE IS. SOUNDS SCARY THO. [shivers in a frighten]

HAUTE ECOLE RIDER IS ACTUALLY A WIZARDESS WHO DOES THE AMAZING FEAT OF SOMEHOW RIDING AN E.COLI, HAUGHTILY. THE THINGS THOSE WIZARDS DO, AMIRITE?

AND YOU, RADEROFTHELASTARK, YOU... YOU ARE A MONSTER WHO PUTS MILK FIRST BEFORE THE BOWL. YOU MUST BE BURNED OUT WHATEVER DEN OF INIQUITY YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE IN.
———

Alea iacta est.

In this place, in this point of time, I have arrived with a dagger and desecrated all manner of laws and reason. I have said farewell to peace and harmony and all the fruits of civilization; war only is my judge now. Therefore let all those who have been named step forward with their own blades and perforate me in turn.

Alea iacta est.

Posted by: mALX Dec 23 2018, 07:26 PM

Destri !!! I so wonder how he is and miss him!

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 23 2018, 07:31 PM

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 23 2018, 10:15 PM

No....NO I'm not going to get a .45 ACP Revolver! I'm going to get a Kel-Tec 9MM with a 50 round drum that can fit Glocks and if I'm able to buy a 9MM Kriss Vector Rifle (and NOT a pistol like my last one was) and no one...I SAY NO FROM HERE will stop me!

Posted by: Sakiri Dec 23 2018, 10:30 PM

Pie Jesu dominae.

Dona eis requiem.

*whacks all of you with books*

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 24 2018, 12:26 AM

More, momm—

I mean stop! How could you do such a thing?! Books are friends. Not weapons. I thought they taught you this at like, pre-school man.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 24 2018, 12:56 AM

What are ya a Judge?

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Dec 24 2018, 03:32 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e4q6eaLn2mY

Posted by: treydog Dec 24 2018, 03:46 AM

It's a fair cop. I used to be Cerberus, but I got better....

Ahem- Humor, like poetry, can be subjected to logical and empirical measurement. The whole idea of words (or music or art or etc.) making us "feel" is all a failed construct demonstrating the intellectual bankruptcy of modern education. Everything can (and SHOULD be) expressed in numbers.

8- 43- pi r square (except everyone knows pie are round and some cakes are square) Omaha! Hut Hut!

I rest my case knowing my logic is both logical and irrefutable. Thus I shall follow the honored tradition of covering my ears and loudly singing "Lalala" to show my indifference to any counter.


Fabricati Diem, Punc

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 24 2018, 04:30 AM

You're using coconuts! Love that movie.

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Dec 24 2018, 07:14 PM

Yeah, and I bet you aren't even dark either! Come at me, bro!




Pah! How dare thee make such a feeble attempt at questioning my honor! Perforation does not begin to describe the diatribe that follows!

As a church-going, God-fearing man, Reaper cannot possibly be a reaper, for he would burn in the holy light of the sanctuary!

I do not do as the ruffians do and pour milk before my cereal! Such baseless, unfounded accusations shall not be tolerated! In fact, I BET YOU ARE THE TYPE OF INDIVIDUAL THAT WOULD PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL ON BACKWARDS INSTEAD OF IN THE PROPER MANNER.


Do not cross me again, Mr. Athram. If you do, I will smite thee with the fury and heat of a thousand suns! A fury which mankind has never known and could not possibly unleash even in the Great War of 2077!

I bid you adieu and good day!




So THAT'S how you spell that.

...wait, this is an arguments thread. So NO, THAT ISN'T HOW YOU SPELL THAT! I bet you can't even spell "Latin"! I learned Latin on the Internet for 30 years, I would know!

Posted by: Dark Reaper Dec 24 2018, 07:59 PM

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c4358d9378689616e5b13c357cb9d6e2/tenor.gif?itemid=10534034 .

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Jan 20 2019, 06:16 AM

Why have there been no arguments this month?!?!?!?! *DAGGERFALL SKELETON SCREAM*



Elder Scrolls: Arena is the only true RPG ever made. Daggerfall is for filthy casuals and Morrowind onward aren't real RPGs. GET OUT OF MY FACE, NORMIES.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 20 2019, 06:21 AM

https://youtu.be/gkTb9GP9lVI.

Posted by: mALX Jan 20 2019, 07:20 AM

WHAT IN THE HOLY LIVING F*** WAS THAT???????





KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!



* mALX's head explodes, and not in a good way...*

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 20 2019, 02:17 PM

https://beta-static.photobucket.com/images/pp212/sbcmarine81/0/1d60450a-756a-4986-9872-d7540c66db04-original.png?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds.

Posted by: Kane Jan 23 2019, 02:53 PM

Star Wars Prequel trilogy > Original trilogy.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 23 2019, 02:56 PM

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-12-2017/a4MeP6.gif!!!!

Posted by: Kane Jan 23 2019, 03:08 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Sakiri Jan 23 2019, 05:01 PM

Star Wars sucks.

*hides*

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 23 2019, 09:13 PM

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/006/026/NOTSUREIF.jpg.

Posted by: Sakiri Jan 23 2019, 09:22 PM

All of it.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 23 2019, 11:36 PM

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-12-2017/a4MeP6.gif!!!!

Posted by: Sakiri Jan 24 2019, 06:37 PM

Does that stoning come with a hash pipe?

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 25 2019, 02:04 AM

Uh----sure .

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Jan 25 2019, 04:22 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRQswKjgF0E

Posted by: Sakiri Jan 25 2019, 06:08 PM

Lol. Been a long time since I heard that.

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Jan 25 2019, 06:30 PM

And you’re welcome!

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Jan 29 2019, 10:51 PM

Anyone who does not use oxford commas is an uncultured subhuman and immediately doesn't know what they're talking about. Don't @ me.

(Real talk though: It makes me irrationally annoyed when I see oxford commas not being used.)

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Jan 29 2019, 11:24 PM

Da fuq is an Oxford comma?

Posted by: mALX Jan 29 2019, 11:47 PM

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Jan 30 2019, 01:02 AM

It's the comma that comes before "and" when you are listing three or more things in a sentence.

Oxford comma: 1, 2, and 3
No Oxford comma: 1, 2 and 3

It doesn't make any sense to me why you would use the latter and not the former. It implies 2 and 3 are part of the same thing when they aren't. The Oxford comma makes the separation clear.




Wise and totally legit words from Mr. Rickman.

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Jan 30 2019, 01:42 AM

Oh! Khajiit already does this so we’re good!

Also, RIP Mr. Rickman. We miss you terribly.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Jan 30 2019, 02:15 AM

Rickman died the 14th of January 3 years ago. Man time really flies. I still have a hard time accepting Robin Williams death as well as Mr. Nemoy, It's so sad hearing about the deaths of celebrities you cared about .

Posted by: mALX Jan 30 2019, 02:56 AM

I can't believe it has been three years since he passed! Yes, he is missed terribly. I agree too; that sometimes it feels like certain celebrities were such an important part of our lives; our memories throughout our lives include them in their roles that we loved. Alan Rickman was one of the biggest for me = so many of his roles were my favorite movies of all time; and I still watch them every chance I get.

Posted by: Decrepit Jan 30 2019, 03:43 AM

I spent a while this evening typing out a fake argument that ties in with my recent birthday. Only, once it was done and proofed (yeah right) I began to question myself. Came here and reread this threads opening post. There it was, spelled out. Our arguments are to be "lighthearted." Mine, while humorous in a perverse sort of way, is anything but. Even prior to that, I had begun to worry that someone might unearth my 'argument' via web search and take it out of context. (It concerns a well-known event.) The argument is shelved, very likely permanently.

Or is the above fake, in part or the whole of it?

Posted by: mALX Jan 30 2019, 03:51 AM

Posted by: treydog Jan 30 2019, 12:07 PM

You... had a fake argument... with yourself? And were persuasive enough to convince you that you were correct (or incorrect- or perhaps both AT THE SAME TIME!!! )

I bow to your powers of pseudo-argumentation. Please teach me, Master.

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Jan 31 2019, 03:12 AM

For some reason Khajiit read that as “touch me, Master.”

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Feb 11 2019, 12:36 PM

Hey, you. Yeah, you reading this. You know that thing you really love and think is great? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks a lot and is dumb.

Posted by: Acadian Feb 11 2019, 01:22 PM

You know, just yesterday I was thinking to myself, "I really love that Rader fellow and think he is great!" Oh. . . wait. . .

Posted by: Dark Reaper Feb 11 2019, 01:57 PM

https://imgur.com/QyMoIX1 is best Master of the Universe character EVER. Why he's even better then He-Man!!! All other arguments is null and void .

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Feb 11 2019, 04:12 PM

Really? You like HIM? By the Nine, I hate that guy. Thinks he's all cool with his James Madison avatar and "Oh, I like stuff and things!" Screw him.

Posted by: mALX Feb 11 2019, 05:22 PM

SPEW !!!!

Posted by: ghastley Feb 11 2019, 05:34 PM

... and your hamster smells of elderberries.

Posted by: mALX Feb 11 2019, 05:42 PM

(and of course = "hamster" is just a euphemism...)

Posted by: Kane Feb 11 2019, 05:53 PM

Vivec is a nice guy.

Posted by: SubRosa Feb 11 2019, 09:50 PM

Very humble that one.

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Feb 11 2019, 09:52 PM

Not even an Ashlander but I WILL throw hands if you don't take that back.

Posted by: Dark Reaper Feb 12 2019, 03:28 AM

Molag Bal is the greatest Daedra of them all!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 12 2019, 01:04 PM

That’s no way to talk about your HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Feb 12 2019, 04:05 PM

Posted by: Sakiri Feb 12 2019, 08:37 PM

Like a vacuum cleaner? Or we talkin a black hole?

Posted by: Dark Reaper Feb 12 2019, 10:16 PM

https://media2.giphy.com/media/XKGaLvcsDnseRyJtJP/giphy.gif!!!

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Mar 8 2019, 07:11 AM

The world and its prominent governments are run by lizard people. And if you disagree, you're probably a lizard person too.

Posted by: ghastley Mar 8 2019, 02:10 PM

No, they're just controlled by the pan-dimensional white mice, as a front. (citing HHGG as source)

Posted by: mirocu Mar 8 2019, 03:40 PM

Reptilians is the correct term here. We see traces of their hostile takeover everywhere, from castle ornaments to car logos like Alfa Romeo.

Posted by: TheCheshireKhajiit Mar 8 2019, 05:37 PM

Castle ornaments?

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Mar 16 2019, 03:38 PM

Trying to deflect blame from reptilians? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?




At first, you sounded offended that I said "lizard people" instead of "reptilian" and then tried to deflect by agreeing that they are everywhere. But then I remembered that you are a bird, so you can't be a reptilian. Or are those feathers ALSO a cover-up?!

Hmm...I've got my eye on you, crow.

Posted by: SubRosa Mar 16 2019, 04:47 PM

Dinosaurs had feathers, and birds are descended from dinosaurs. So......

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Mar 26 2019, 01:02 AM

*Looks to the left. Looks to the right*

Matrix Revolutions was better than Matrix Reloaded...and both are better than the first Matrix.

Change my mind.

Posted by: SubRosa Mar 26 2019, 01:26 AM

But the first one had such witty dialogue as "Whoa." and "Guns, lots of guns." All delivered in Keanu Reeves' gripping emotional style.

Posted by: mirocu Mar 26 2019, 06:05 PM

Make me!

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Mar 27 2019, 02:53 PM

I detect sarcasm. Don't EVER make fun of Keanu like that. LEAVE KEANU ALONE.




1v1 me IRL, behrd boy. Or 2v1 me, you can bring Uleni with you. I'll smoke ya both.

Posted by: mirocu Mar 27 2019, 06:18 PM

Smoking birds and madmen are bad for your health

Posted by: Uleni Athram Jun 12 2019, 01:43 PM

I want all the smoke. Let’s make it a free for all.

Posted by: mirocu Jun 12 2019, 03:28 PM

*gives all smoke to Uleni*


Dunno whatya want it for, m8, but there ye go

Posted by: RaderOfTheLostArk Apr 14 2020, 04:16 AM

You may have thought I forgot about this thread.

You thought WRONG.

You know what pisses me off? When people mispronounce ".gif"; it's .GIF NOT .JIF! Where do people come up with it sounding like a "j" as in "jelly"? It's like a "g" as in "give." It stands for Graphics Interchange Format, NOT Jraphics. And I will throw hands at anyone who says ".gif" in an incorrect fashion.

(Not going to lie, it actually does make me irrationally angry when I hear it pronounced like that. Obviously, I wouldn't actually punch people over it...well, this is the Fake Arguments Thread, so I guess I WOULD.)

Oh, and if you don't use an Oxford comma, you are a filthy degenerate and you must be cleansed.

Posted by: SubRosa Apr 14 2020, 05:37 AM

If it was a Jif, it would be peanut butter...

Posted by: mALX Apr 14 2020, 11:36 AM

BWAAHAA!!!!! I should have known you would be on here spouting something,

Posted by: Acadian Apr 14 2020, 12:21 PM

Yeah, some folks actually believe there is such a thing as a soft 'g'. It would be a tragedy if we raged at them instead of being gentle. Oh, wait. . . .