The Raptastic Poetry Slam Thread, Hey- Who Put that "C" Before "Raptastic?" Options

[treydog]

Um- becauses minque suggested it and we should always listen to our Wise Woman.

This can be the place for the many squirrel, badger, assassin, raven, KOB, and Liz the Wiggle poetry slams.

Someone else can start- cause I got nothin'

[mirocu]

Lizzie, Kobby and the rest of the guys
are the best of the pack; like a bag full of fries

I love you as hell but I may have to abort
if you continue to be asses and bash Whitney Port!

[treydog]

Mirocu about Whitney is port and starboard
Due to feelings the fellow's harbored

Other forumites seem to miss her charms
Causing The 'cu to get up in arms

"But she is so..." says he
To which the others reply with

"Ehhhh"

[McBadgere]

Wise words from the 'dawg
Regarding young Whitney Port

For she is the one who took the heart of Mirocu
For some reason the only word to rhyme is queue

Holy damn y'all folks
I'm all up with the one line jokes

But the instant I have to think
the whole thing starts to sink

Down into a morass so pungent and vile
I'm going to go and lie down a while...

Whitney Port Whitney Port!!
She's just so really short!!...

....

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Liz finds Whitney Port
To be very beautiful
I just burped, haha

[King Of Beasts]

Whitney isn't ugly,
But there's something wrong with her eye.
I don't mean to be picky,
But I find her eye quite icky,
So I'll keep making mirocu cry.

[McBadgere]

This is not the gosh darned Whitney Port thread
So perhaps we should talk of elseones instead

Perhaps the Justins two or or the Timber twain
Faith Hill, Garth Brooks or Shania...Um...Twain

Word up ye forum dudes

YOLO...

[mirocu]

Mirocu never cries,
but inside he sometimes dies.
For he is a real Nordic man;
all white with no tan.
He shrugs off all nasty words,
like that day on the can,
when he dropped a few [censored]



This post has been edited by mirocu: Sep 14 2013, 05:30 PM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Liz is silent now
The devastating point
Has been reached early.

[mirocu]

Liz departs and none is left,
for all the fun is subject to theft.
For the joke he said,
he now goes to bed.
"At least", he thinks, "we all sleep for free."
But before the slumber, lets play some Fallout 3!



This post has been edited by mirocu: Sep 14 2013, 05:56 PM

[minque]

ohhh! Me like!

I'm certainly not a poet but I love reading yours!

YAAAYYY

[Kiln]

Government birds patrol our skies,
With ever lustful and watching eyes,
Ever lightly we must tread,
For privacy is lost or dead,
Agencies with strength unchecked,
Fail to listen as we object,
Because of safety so they say,
Our private lives must go away.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

That is fine, I say
With my finger 'twixt nostrils
Forever digging

[McBadgere]

I look about, peruse the threads
And here I find what ought be said
in other ways, or not because
I'm not really with it...

[treydog]

Badgers! Squirrels!
Hands- open and/or curled!

Chests that are portable
Rhymes that are snortable

I cannot see what these signs augur
So off to Bleak Falls to fight the draugr.

[McBadgere]

The 'dog he wailed because of signs
that many were the lines
of endless absurd
collection of word...s...
From end to end
the world of Chorrol doth bend
from the weight of Badger Spam™...

Damn...

[treydog]

The 'dog he wailed because of signs
that many were the lines
of endless absurd
collection of word...s...
From end to end
the world of Chorrol doth bend
from the weight of Badger Spam™...

Damn...

Would also include the bow-down one if we had it. That was... I think I will just go lie down now.

[McBadgere]

...

The Badger he found himself up-cheered
as he found himself by peer applauded
by mentor was lauded

should he stop before fail?
laughs ne'er to avail himself
Or just carry on into oblivion*...

*Other RPGs available...

[minque]

Nope I'm not a poet..but I really like what I'm reading here!

Keep up the good work!

[mirocu]

Government birds patrol our skies,
With ever lustful and watching eyes,
Ever lightly we must tread,
For privacy is lost or dead,
Agencies with strength unchecked,
Fail to listen as we object,
Because of safety so they say,
Our private lives must go away.

This little ode must not corrode,
with trails of chem; the skies explode.

"Invade their homes! Invade their lives!"
The g´vment says, and then high-fives.

This we must fight,
both day and night.
Bring the word! Bring the lamp!
Unless; we´ll see a prison camp.