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Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 02:38 AM

Here you can post about anything you want as long as it follows the http://chorrol.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3. I don't really want the thread locked because people are breaking the forum rules. You don't have to stay on topic here, so feel free to post about whatever you want.

Thank you and enjoy the thread biggrin.gif

Sincerely,
King Of Beasts


Playing Skyrim right now and just got killed by a dragon. Great, the game just froze.

Holy crap a http://pho.to/GPXC wow. Lurkers drop a lot of gold. I'm Rich! Sort of.... indifferent.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 11 2012, 07:08 AM

Minus six!!...I can't go to work in -6 degrees!!... blink.gif ...

Balls...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 08:28 AM

Just killed the biggest spider I've seen in my entire life. Almost died of a heart attack simply from looking at it. I hate spiders. kvright.gif

And don't try boiling ravioli. It's disgusting! blink.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 11 2012, 01:40 PM

People say I'm old fashioned...

POPPYCOCK!!... blink.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 09:54 PM

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?

Posted by: ghastley Dec 11 2012, 11:17 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?

If you die, it was definitely bad. nono.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 11:21 PM

QUOTE(ghastley @ Dec 11 2012, 02:17 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?

If you die, it was definitely bad. nono.gif


ROFL! I'm not dead yet, so that's a good sign. I threw it out anyway. Don't care if its bad or good, it tasted disgusting. ( probably has something to do with me being a horrible cook though tongue.gif )

Posted by: mALX Dec 11 2012, 11:21 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?


If it tastes weird that is a sure sign sad.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 11:23 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:21 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?


If it tastes weird that is a sure sign sad.gif


I couldn't cook to save my life. I probably cooked it wrong, even though I simply had to stick it in the microwave.

Then again, frozen chicken nuggets are quite nasty, even if you cook them. Canned Ravioli is quite repulsive too, especially if you boil it instead if microwave it wacko.gif

Posted by: mALX Dec 11 2012, 11:41 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 05:23 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:21 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?


If it tastes weird that is a sure sign sad.gif


I couldn't cook to save my life. I probably cooked it wrong, even though I simply had to stick it in the microwave.



I never heard of chicken being cooked in the microwave before. If it was real chicken then you are absolutely NOT supposed to cook it in the microwave.

Put a piece of THAWED chicken in a plastic bag with either beer, Italian salad dressing, or French salad dressing. Let it soak 1 hour and then salt and pepper it. Bake it at 350 in a sided pan for 45 minutes to an hour. It will be moist and delicious.

If it is a package of frozen/microwaveable chicken then it should have the instructions on the box.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 11 2012, 11:46 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:41 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 05:23 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:21 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?


If it tastes weird that is a sure sign sad.gif


I couldn't cook to save my life. I probably cooked it wrong, even though I simply had to stick it in the microwave.



I never heard of chicken being cooked in the microwave before. If it was real chicken then you are absolutely NOT supposed to cook it in the microwave.

Put a piece of THAWED chicken in a plastic bag with either beer, Italian salad dressing, or French salad dressing. Let it soak 1 hour and then salt and pepper it. Bake it at 350 in a sided pan for 45 minutes to an hour. It will be moist and delicious.

If it is a package of frozen/microwaveable chicken then it should have the instructions on the box.



I can't stop laughing because they were chicken nuggets that you pull out of the freezer and stick in the microwave. It turns out you're not supposed to leave them in the little bag they come in. I just decided to order pizza instead if creating food mutants.

Posted by: mALX Dec 11 2012, 11:51 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 05:46 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:41 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 05:23 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:21 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 11 2012, 03:54 PM) *

Trying to stay up all night didn't work out well. I fell asleep and drooled all over the keyboard. Now I have a square pattern on my right cheek blink.gif

Why does it have to be so damn cold?! Why isn't it snowing?! GAAAAAH! I want snow! sad.gif

The chicken I'm eating tastes weird. Anyone know how to tell if cooked chicken is bad?


If it tastes weird that is a sure sign sad.gif


I couldn't cook to save my life. I probably cooked it wrong, even though I simply had to stick it in the microwave.



I never heard of chicken being cooked in the microwave before. If it was real chicken then you are absolutely NOT supposed to cook it in the microwave.

Put a piece of THAWED chicken in a plastic bag with either beer, Italian salad dressing, or French salad dressing. Let it soak 1 hour and then salt and pepper it. Bake it at 350 in a sided pan for 45 minutes to an hour. It will be moist and delicious.

If it is a package of frozen/microwaveable chicken then it should have the instructions on the box.



I can't stop laughing because they were chicken nuggets that you pull out of the freezer and stick in the microwave. It turns out you're not supposed to leave them in the little bag they come in. I just decided to order pizza instead if creating food mutants.



ROFL !!! Men just can't stand to read directions, ROFL !!!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 12 2012, 04:32 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 11 2012, 02:51 PM) *

ROFL !!! Men just can't stand to read directions, ROFL !!!


It's not that I don't read the directions..I just never follow them. And it usually results in some kind of food exploding in the kitchen. laugh.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 12 2012, 05:19 AM

QUOTE
ROFL !!! Men just can't stand to read directions, ROFL !!!


I'm very good at reading directions...If I get home and find a note saying "Buy me this, or else!" I tend to do as I'm told... biggrin.gif ...

I had a microwave Painninninniiii...Sorry, couldn't stop spelling it there...But anyways..Microwave ham and cheese one...Soooo nice...Oh, hang on...The wife actually cooked it... blink.gif ...

Ach...

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 12 2012, 10:01 AM

Speaking as somebody who is a great believer in the school of thought that argues that you can fry anything, KoB, I say this; fry 'em! Fry 'em up like a bawss! I mean, seriously, I managed it just the other day with frozen Quorn burger patties and they ended up pretty damn good (the trick is to use lots of vegetable oil to fry them with as they have no natural fat of their own). Serve with pitta, pickles, fried onions, salad and some home-made Big Mac sauce I threw together, and you've got yourself some good, good stuff.

Or alternatively, just use real burgers. Way better than that Quorn rubbish.


Anywhoo, I tried Kendo for the first time yesterday! Had one hell of a lot of fun doing it.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 12 2012, 09:32 PM

I've tried frying food, but only ended up burning myself. I usually just order take-out.

Posted by: Lycanthropic-Legend Dec 12 2012, 11:11 PM

Playing some Bloodmoon! Enjoying the thrills of the hunt! Man. I love Hircine! wub.gif

Posted by: ghastley Dec 12 2012, 11:15 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Dec 12 2012, 04:01 AM) *

Speaking as somebody who is a great believer in the school of thought that argues that you can fry anything, KoB, I say this; fry 'em! Fry 'em up like a bawss! I mean, seriously, I managed it just the other day with frozen Quorn burger patties and they ended up pretty damn good (the trick is to use lots of vegetable oil to fry them with as they have no natural fat of their own). Serve with pitta, pickles, fried onions, salad and some home-made Big Mac sauce I threw together, and you've got yourself some good, good stuff.

Or alternatively, just use real burgers. Way better than that Quorn rubbish.


Anywhoo, I tried Kendo for the first time yesterday! Had one hell of a lot of fun doing it.

Mmmmmm! Fried Kendo! biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 12 2012, 11:16 PM

QUOTE(Lycanthropic-Legend @ Dec 12 2012, 02:11 PM) *

Playing some Bloodmoon! Enjoying the thrills of the hunt! Man. I love Hircine! wub.gif


Hircine is definitely my favorite deadric lord. I've played morrowind and bloodmoon, but didn't like it because you couldn't hit your enemies, and I couldn't find a werewolf.

Posted by: Grits Dec 12 2012, 11:56 PM

Oooh, I like your avatar LL.

Posted by: Lycanthropic-Legend Dec 13 2012, 12:00 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 12 2012, 11:16 PM) *

Hircine is definitely my favorite deadric lord. I've played morrowind and bloodmoon, but didn't like it because you couldn't hit your enemies, and I couldn't find a werewolf.
Couldn't hit your enemies? Were you the right level? Also, doing the Bloodmoon main quest was a pathway to becoming a werewolf, unless you have the PC version which means you can become one earlier. I simply made my character a werewolf through the console, since she's technically a werewolf before the events of Bloodmoon.


QUOTE(Grits @ Dec 12 2012, 11:56 PM) *

Oooh, I like your avatar LL.

Thanks!! biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 13 2012, 12:02 AM

QUOTE(Lycanthropic-Legend @ Dec 12 2012, 03:00 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 12 2012, 11:16 PM) *

Hircine is definitely my favorite deadric lord. I've played morrowind and bloodmoon, but didn't like it because you couldn't hit your enemies, and I couldn't find a werewolf.
Couldn't hit your enemies? Were you the right level? Also, doing the Bloodmoon main quest was a pathway to becoming a werewolf, unless you have the PC version which means you can become one earlier. I simply made my character a werewolf through the console, since she's technically a werewolf before the events of Bloodmoon.


I'm level five but I gave up because it takes too long to load a previous save on the Xbox when you die, and I die a lot.
Oh, and I need help changing my current avatar, because I hate it.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 14 2012, 01:30 AM

It's cold out here! I hate the hospital! And I lost $20! Argh! I'ts so dark outside blink.gif

I've finally figured out how to change my avatar! biggrin.gif its probably going to dissapear on it's ow anyway though. sad.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 14 2012, 07:13 PM

54.3 Mbs!!!...I love superfast broadband... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 15 2012, 01:24 AM

Yesterday I cut my arm really bad and had to go to the hospital to get stitched. My arm feels like its on fire right now sad.gif

Did anyone else hear about the shooting at that elementary school, or am I the only one?

It looks like its gonna rain ☔

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 15 2012, 09:32 PM

http://pho.to/Hlxp

I'm probably the only one who finds this funny

Posted by: King Coin Dec 15 2012, 09:58 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 14 2012, 12:13 PM) *

54.3 Mbs!!!...I love superfast broadband... biggrin.gif ...

Holy ****! Jealous!

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 14 2012, 06:24 PM) *

Yesterday I cut my arm really bad and had to go to the hospital to get stitched. My arm feels like its on fire right now sad.gif

Did anyone else hear about the shooting at that elementary school, or am I the only one?

Yikes. Hope you heal well. Just tell your friends that you fought off an assassin or something. tongue.gif

Yes, I've heard of the shooting. People. What the hell. I also hope that the government puts regulations on mental health and guns and not video games, because this person played video games.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 15 2012, 10:17 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 15 2012, 12:58 PM) *

Yes, I've heard of the shooting. People. What the hell. I also hope that the government puts regulations on mental health and guns and not video games, because this person played video games.


I live quite close tho the school so I'm definitely improving the locks on my doors. What if there was more than one guy, and there just not saying anything about it blink.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 15 2012, 10:38 PM

I'm so sorry about what went on over there...Trust me, this nation is just as shocked about it...The wife is really upset about it...So sad...So young...

No, it's just one angry young man with a gun...Again...

On a lighter note...

Yeah, sorry KC... biggrin.gif ...I've recently bought songs just to watch how fast they come in... laugh.gif ...

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one he said...Yes...

Posted by: King Coin Dec 15 2012, 10:47 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 15 2012, 03:38 PM) *

Yeah, sorry KC... biggrin.gif ...I've recently bought songs just to watch how fast they come in... laugh.gif ...

You --! *raises fist

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 15 2012, 10:48 PM

HAH!!... laugh.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 15 2012, 11:17 PM

A giant bird just flew through the window and broke the vase on my living room table 

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 16 2012, 04:25 AM

Well that's nothing...A giant vase flew through mine and broke the bird on the living room table...Who threw the vase and what the bird was doing dancing on the table is anyone's guess... blink.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 16 2012, 04:31 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 15 2012, 07:25 PM) *

Well that's nothing...A giant vase flew through mine and broke the bird on the living room table...Who threw the vase and what the bird was doing dancing on the table is anyone's guess... blink.gif ...


ROFL laugh.gif I suppose the bird was looking for a handout? Was the bird a good dancer? If he wasn't, Maybe that's why whoever threw the vase threw it 

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 16 2012, 06:09 AM

I wish my dad was Den Hegarty...*Do-waps like a good-un*...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 16 2012, 05:27 PM

How the hell does the Christmas tree survive so damn long without water?! How is it possible! It should be dead by now mad.gif

Where's all the snow?! It's freezing cold but there's now snow! How is winter supposed to be winter when there's no snow !

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 17 2012, 07:35 AM

Oh, didn't you know...Christmas trees are one fifth camel... wink.gif ...(Discuss!!)...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 17 2012, 08:07 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 16 2012, 10:35 PM) *

Oh, didn't you know...Christmas trees are one fifth camel... wink.gif ...(Discuss!!)...


One fifth camel eh? That explains the smell. It also explains the strange noises blink.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 17 2012, 01:55 PM

Ah, the crying for santa?...No, I think that may just be you... tongue.gif ...

*Robert is just joshing biggrin.gif *...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 17 2012, 03:38 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 17 2012, 04:55 AM) *

Ah, the crying for santa?...No, I think that may just be you... tongue.gif ...

*Robert is just joshing biggrin.gif *...


I don't want some old fat guy stuffing himself down my chimney in the middle I the night to leave me coal and steal my food. To top that he leaves dust everywhere, and I don't want to clean it up tongue.gif

(just joking, I'm just being a killjoy because when I was 7 I waited for Santa to come down the chimney all night, and had my fantasies crushed when my mom and dad walked in with all the presents they could carry in their arms kvright.gif )

Have you ever wondered if your pet could talk, what they would say?

Merry Christmas everybody santaclaus.gif ( I'm a bit early though)

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 18 2012, 07:07 AM

SQUIRREL!!... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 18 2012, 01:33 PM

What are you guys doing for Christmas this year? Everyone is probably going to come to my house this year, wait until midnight to open the presents, and then dive for their present before passing out on the couch from exhaustion.

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 18 2012, 02:04 PM

Normally we (th'wife and I) wake up at an ungodly hour, so as to get some time to appreciate the prezzies we've gotten before the kiddles eventually wake up and the nightmare begins... tongue.gif ...

Then it's all mess about with toys/cds whatever until time to cook and eat Xmas dinner, then it's all settle down for the afternoon with some drinkies (Southern Comfort!! tongue.gif ), ready for the TV stuff in the evening...

Well, that's us... biggrin.gif ...


Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 18 2012, 02:14 PM

My family are going skiing, so I'm probably going to spend Christmas day bombing down the side of a mountain. And because the area I'm going to looks rather like Skyrim, I'll probably be on the lookout for dragons, too...

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 18 2012, 10:45 PM

I remember you doing that last year!!... laugh.gif ...

Blimey blink.gif ...Tempus Fugit and all that...

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 19 2012, 12:21 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 18 2012, 09:45 PM) *
I remember you doing that last year!!... laugh.gif ...

Blimey blink.gif ...Tempus Fugit and all that...

It's kind of a tradition for the family. Might treat myself to Weiner Schnitzel and a few glasses of Schladminger Beer for my Christmas Dinner this year, too. Have some of that sweet, delicious German food...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 19 2012, 12:51 AM

We're cooking chicken this Christmas. I can't wait to sit by the fireplace with a cup of hot chocolate.....
If only it would snow blink.gif Can't wait until Christmas! Can't wait to see everyone.

Posted by: King Coin Dec 19 2012, 06:49 AM

Should have named my cat Chicago. wacko.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 19 2012, 09:29 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 18 2012, 09:49 PM) *

Should have named my cat Chicago. wacko.gif


That's a pretty nice name for a cat. The last cat I had I named lizard, because he loved the sun so much.

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Dec 19 2012, 11:35 PM

Eh, doing what I do best. Going around, hitting on girls like the 'Simple Pickup"
guys. Trying to get that last makeout session with a random before the year is out. wacko.gif

Posted by: King Coin Dec 20 2012, 01:44 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 19 2012, 02:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 18 2012, 09:49 PM) *

Should have named my cat Chicago. wacko.gif


That's a pretty nice name for a cat. The last cat I had I named lizard, because he loved the sun so much.

rollinglaugh.gif

Except they call Chicago "the windy city." See where I'm going with this?

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 20 2012, 01:58 PM

I actually got that... biggrin.gif ...

Has it been at KOB's hot chocolate?... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 20 2012, 09:27 PM

Today was just one of those days when I'm ready to punch a hole in the wall....

Posted by: Lycanthropic-Legend Dec 20 2012, 10:18 PM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 19 2012, 11:35 PM) *

Eh, doing what I do best. Going around, hitting on girls like the 'Simple Pickup"
guys. Trying to get that last makeout session with a random before the year is out. wacko.gif

"What's happening player? Drop that lotion-filled socks and that bag of cheetos. These are simple tips by SimplePickup."

laugh.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 20 2012, 10:31 PM

NASA said something about the world not ending tomorrow. I don't believe the world is ever gonna end. They keep changing the date every time they say the world will end and its annoying. Why can't they just come to a final conclusion already

Posted by: Lycanthropic-Legend Dec 20 2012, 11:26 PM

Pfft. The world isn't going to end until new major wars engulf the planet, martial law is declared, a One World Government is in place, and a single universal leader is elected . . .then the catastrophes begin.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 21 2012, 12:59 AM

QUOTE(Lycanthropic-Legend @ Dec 20 2012, 02:26 PM) *

Pfft. The world isn't going to end until new major wars engulf the planet, martial law is declared, a One World Government is in place, and a single universal leader is elected . . .then the catastrophes begin.


Good point. Anyway...

If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Dec 21 2012, 04:37 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 21 2012, 12:59 AM) *

Good point. Anyway...

If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

Finish off the human race. I would become a super zombie with the mind of my own, and I would raise an army of mutated undead to hunt down the remaining human race and wipe them clean off the face of the earth, and depending if this is the future where technology is at it's finest, I would get a ship and fly off planet with what's left of my female human slaves and repopulate the new planet with my offspring and name myself Overlord! Humanity will be reconstructed in my image! laugh.gif


Or I could just try to survive and find a way to accelerate the end of the human race. If we got to the point of a zombie apocalypse, then the fate of humanity must be sealed.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 21 2012, 04:46 AM

I'd take a machine gun and go zombie hunting biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Coin Dec 21 2012, 04:56 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 20 2012, 09:37 PM) *

...with what's left of my female human slaves and repopulate the new planet with my offspring and name myself Overlord! Humanity will be reconstructed in my image! laugh.gif

You know, that sounds a lot like some of the religions out there. laugh.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 21 2012, 05:28 AM

How do zombies get offspring?...Surely everything's dead?...Y'know, the definition of zombie and all that... blink.gif ...

And wouldn't yer fingers fall off piloting the spaceship?... blink.gif ...

Aaaamywho, I think I'd band together with the last few survivors and run around like a headless chicken trying desperately to stay alive...Sounds oddly familiar...But ne'ermind... biggrin.gif ...

Or...

I'd hole up in a supermarket and eat myself to death... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 21 2012, 09:46 AM

I'd nick an armoured car and wait a year or so. By then the zombies would have all rotted into nothing while I cruised around in my heavy duty off-road vehicle which the damn things can't touch.

Alternatively, gather together a band of rogues, cutthroats and general ne'erdowells (who else is going to survive the breakdown of society, after all?) and make myself into a bandit king to wipe out the local undead, ruling the lawless wasteland that southeast England has become with an iron fist. From there, reboot society from the feudal stage with me in charge and live out the rest of my days as a technobarbarian warlord-king until I'm inevitably deposed and betrayed by one of my many children. Bwess...

And the final option, however, is not worry all that much about the zombies because the army has miniguns, Challenger tanks and the SAS and there isn't all that much that zombies can do about that...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 22 2012, 02:39 AM

I'm so bored !

No! The dog peed on the damn couch again! Why did he have to do that!

aaaaaand I burnt the damn pancakes. Cooking is like rocket science to me.

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 22 2012, 07:05 PM

Ooooh, and me just cooking the tea as I type... tongue.gif ...Well, not actually as...It's on, and I'm in here, but the point still stands... biggrin.gif ...

OOoooh!!...Strictly Come Dancing final!!...Oh yeah!!...Come one Kimberley!!...Oh yes!!...*Sighs*... wub.gif ... laugh.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 23 2012, 01:28 AM

My early http://pho.to/JsWS is traffic. Wonderful.

http://pho.to/JxKH

http://pho.to/KDqd. I built it in Minecraft

Posted by: McBadgere Dec 24 2012, 04:28 AM

Ah!!...You are, without doubt, The King Of Diamond Swords!!!...

I've no idea what that means... huh.gif ...

The boy forced us to buy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM the other day...

No matter how hard I try, I'll never really get more hope, or any more time...Wise words...Wise words indeed...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 24 2012, 07:33 PM

Christmas is tomorrow, AND ITS STILL NOT SNOWING!!!! why can't it just snow already?

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 25 2012, 05:05 AM

Dunno about the political landscape regarding the Elder Scrolls MMO, but I just had a mad idea. Some of you would probably smell the smoke from this one but..

Are you ready? *dun-dum*









A chorrol.com specific guild! We could use our own characters from our fanfictions and we could scribe the journey we would have here, in our very own Chorrol! Think about it for a minute, bros and dudettes. It would be one hell of a jolly co-operation!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 25 2012, 05:11 AM

Its finally snowing! Yay! biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Coin Dec 25 2012, 07:55 AM

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 24 2012, 10:05 PM) *

A chorrol.com specific guild! We could use our own characters from our fanfictions and we could scribe the journey we would have here, in our very own Chorrol! Think about it for a minute, bros and dudettes. It would be one hell of a jolly co-operation!

I'll be trying the MMO most likely. Not sure how the guild would work however since the races are split up into three alliances and Imperials aren't even playable. Are they going to let Nords, Bretons, Khajiit, and Bosmer into the same player guild?

Posted by: Uleni Athram Dec 25 2012, 02:02 PM

I... forgot about that three faction thing. Not really sure anymore with my idea right now, but it would be really neat if we're given the choice to go rogue and strike out on our own.

Posted by: King Coin Dec 25 2012, 04:04 PM

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 25 2012, 07:02 AM) *

I... forgot about that three faction thing. Not really sure anymore with my idea right now, but it would be really neat if we're given the choice to go rogue and strike out on our own.

I know very little about how they are going to do things. It would be nice if they let you mix it up like that. Perhaps not for the story, but just for exploring and doing dungeons.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 25 2012, 04:14 PM

Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?

Posted by: King Coin Dec 25 2012, 04:20 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 09:14 AM) *

Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?

No idea. Details seem to be difficult to find on their website.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 25 2012, 09:44 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 25 2012, 07:20 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 09:14 AM) *

Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?

No idea. Details seem to be difficult to find on their website.


Will it be on Xbox and ps3 as well as PC or is it just on PC?

Posted by: King Coin Dec 25 2012, 09:58 PM

It'll definitely be a computer game and not a console game. Console MMOs are only dreams right now.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 25 2012, 10:07 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 25 2012, 12:58 PM) *

It'll definitely be a computer game and not a console game. Console MMOs are only dreams right now.


I hope it works on a Mac...

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Dec 31 2012, 07:52 AM

Ah, that wonderful, terrifying feeling you get when you're away from a forum for a week and find yourself confronted by a horizon-spanning horde of unread threads...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Dec 31 2012, 08:05 AM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Dec 30 2012, 10:52 PM) *

Ah, that wonderful, terrifying feeling you get when you're away from a forum for a week and find yourself confronted by a horizon-spanning horde of unread threads...


Lol. Welcome back Colonel Mustard. I haven't checked my e-mail in three years. well I did today and I had 300 unread messages panic.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Jan 4 2013, 07:33 PM

Sooo, I was playing me little Assassin's Creed III the other day and 'cause it's all linked to t'internet, I got a message that said I was now in the top 1% in the World for monies made from sending out convoys to trade...In just over a week of playing...

Sooo, am I so very OCD at that aspect of the game or is noone else doing it?...

Either way...TOP 1% INTHEWORLD!!! Oh yeah!!!... laugh.gif biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Jan 5 2013, 06:25 AM

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED. All of y'all will regret me finding this lol

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 5 2013, 07:06 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2013, 09:25 PM) *

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED. All of y'all will regret me finding this lol


-prepares for the oncoming doom- I'm ready for it! Give me your best shot! I'm like a ninja ph34r.gif -slips on a banana peel- DARN IT mad.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Jan 5 2013, 07:15 AM

STOP THAT nono.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 5 2013, 07:17 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2013, 10:15 PM) *

STOP THAT nono.gif


Sorry, I couldn't resist tongue.gif

Posted by: Uleni Athram Jan 5 2013, 04:57 PM

"With lightning speed, you run over to (target's name) and tape him to a wall."

"You draw your drawers and moon (target's name)."

I actually did that to a random guy in a MUD game called Aardwolf. The funny thing about it however were the other player's reactions!

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Jan 5 2013, 10:12 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jan 4 2013, 06:33 PM) *
Sooo, I was playing me little Assassin's Creed III the other day and 'cause it's all linked to t'internet, I got a message that said I was now in the top 1% in the World for monies made from sending out convoys to trade...In just over a week of playing...

Sooo, am I so very OCD at that aspect of the game or is noone else doing it?...

Either way...TOP 1% INTHEWORLD!!! Oh yeah!!!... laugh.gif biggrin.gif ...

#OccupyMcBadgere

Posted by: McBadgere Jan 5 2013, 11:13 PM

Nooooo!!!... ohmy.gif ...

Repel all boarders!!...

Protect all borders!!...

Michael Horden!!...

Horton hears a who!!...


Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 6 2013, 01:58 PM

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery mad.gif) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!

Posted by: mALX Jan 6 2013, 02:20 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM) *

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery mad.gif) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!


If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 6 2013, 02:23 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM) *

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery mad.gif) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!


If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.


I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.

Posted by: mALX Jan 6 2013, 02:31 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:23 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM) *

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery mad.gif) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!


If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.


I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.



That's good. Leash laws are for the protection of the pet first.



Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 7 2013, 02:54 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:31 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:23 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM) *

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery mad.gif) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!


If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.


I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.



That's good. Leash laws are for the protection of the pet first.


I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)

Posted by: mALX Jan 7 2013, 03:02 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM) *

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)



Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 7 2013, 03:11 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM) *

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)



Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.


I used to scare the crap out of my mom when I was little. One method I used was hiding under the bed and waiting for her to come into the bedroom, and when she got close I'd reach out from under the bed and grab her leg and bite it.

I know what you mean when children hide to trick you and run into dangerous places. It's even scarier when they're your sister's children. I remember once my nephew crawled into a tree to hide from me, and I had the biggest panic attack of my life. My niece was in on it too, because she knew where he was and didn't say anything. Eventually when I went to call the police she told me he was hiding inside the tree.

Posted by: mALX Jan 7 2013, 03:16 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 09:11 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM) *

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)



Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.


I used to scare the crap out of my mom when I was little. One method I used was hiding under the bed and waiting for her to come into the bedroom, and when she got close I'd reach out from under the bed and grab her leg and bite it.

I know what you mean when children hide to trick you and run into dangerous places. It's even scarier when they're your sister's children. I remember once my nephew crawled into a tree to hide from me, and I had the biggest panic attack of my life. My niece was in on it too, because she knew where he was and didn't say anything. Eventually when I went to call the police she told me he was hiding inside the tree.


That sounds pretty standard to me, except my children grabbed ankles without biting anyone.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 7 2013, 03:34 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:16 PM) *

That sounds pretty standard to me, except my children grabbed ankles without biting anyone.


My parents had to make a "no biting" rule in the house for that exact reason. I never used to punch and kick. I used to bite.

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Jan 7 2013, 06:18 AM

My son gets really REALLY quiet when he's doing something he isn't supposed to b doing. So I'll be really into my fic and since he's a good kid and stays occupied, I'm not up his butt too much. One day he found a purple marker, took off the cap and drew on himself.

We don't own any markers.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 7 2013, 07:06 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 6 2013, 09:18 PM) *

My son gets really REALLY quiet when he's doing something he isn't supposed to b doing. So I'll be really into my fic and since he's a good kid and stays occupied, I'm not up his butt too much. One day he found a purple marker, took off the cap and drew on himself.

We don't own any markers.


When they're quiet, that's when you should be suspicious. When my niece was about 3 years old, she had managed to open a paint can and spill the paint all over the floor. When we found her, she was making handprints in the white walls with black paint.

Posted by: Uleni Athram Jan 12 2013, 06:35 PM

HEY GUYS! I'M ACTUALLY ADVERTISING AN RP! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! HAW-HAW-HAW!

Seriously though. For any of you out there who wants to try their hand in RPing, you are more than welcome to join!

Posted by: King Coin Jan 12 2013, 06:52 PM

I'd join, but I don't think I will have the time once this semester starts up.

Posted by: stargelman Jan 12 2013, 08:37 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 7 2013, 07:06 AM) *

When they're quiet, that's when you should be suspicious. When my niece was about 3 years old, she had managed to open a paint can and spill the paint all over the floor. When we found her, she was making handprints in the white walls with black paint.


My parents set aside a wall for me to paint when I was really small. Apparently, this one time we were on vacation in Austria, and little stargel didn't know that the walls in the hotel were not meant to be painted...

Posted by: Acadian Jan 12 2013, 08:44 PM

Oh noes! Not little stargel marks all over the hotel walls! ohmy.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 12 2013, 09:02 PM

QUOTE(stargelman @ Jan 12 2013, 11:37 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 7 2013, 07:06 AM) *

When they're quiet, that's when you should be suspicious. When my niece was about 3 years old, she had managed to open a paint can and spill the paint all over the floor. When we found her, she was making handprints in the white walls with black paint.


My parents set aside a wall for me to paint when I was really small. Apparently, this one time we were on vacation in Austria, and little stargel didn't know that the walls in the hotel were not meant to be painted...


ROFL rollinglaugh.gif I used to smash stuff. Including the glass top from the dining table, a fish tank, and a TV. I once broke a TV at Walmart and my parents had to pay for it. I was about, 7 when I did that.



EDIT:

Why does everything have a funny aftertaste panic.gif

Posted by: Grits Jan 14 2013, 03:24 PM

QUOTE(stargelman @ Jan 12 2013, 02:37 PM) *

My parents set aside a wall for me to paint when I was really small. Apparently, this one time we were on vacation in Austria, and little stargel didn't know that the walls in the hotel were not meant to be painted...

laugh.gif

When my kids were little I bought some bath crayons for them to draw on the white tub and tiles and then wash off. The Boy’s art bath was super fun. Then The Girl decided to draw on the grout. We still have rainbow colored grout as high as her little fists could reach. Then the next day she smuggled a marker into her room for nap time. We still have marker bleeding through the wall paint. D’oh!


QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Jan 12 2013, 12:35 PM) *

HEY GUYS! I'M ACTUALLY ADVERTISING AN RP! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! HAW-HAW-HAW!

Seriously though. For any of you out there who wants to try their hand in RPing, you are more than welcome to join!

I have over-committed my time lately, but I will be reading that thread with great interest. smile.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 17 2013, 03:55 AM

This Dremora doesn't have hands! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif


IPB Image

IPB Image

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Jan 17 2013, 06:12 AM

Wow, lol

Posted by: McBadgere Jan 18 2013, 07:09 PM

Well, that's handy... huh.gif ...

Gotta hand it to him...

Come on, give yourself a round of applause...Oh wait...


Posted by: King Coin Jan 18 2013, 08:04 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jan 18 2013, 12:09 PM) *

Well, that's handy... huh.gif ...

Gotta hand it to him...

Come on, give yourself a round of applause...Oh wait...

*vomits at all the bad puns*

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Jan 18 2013, 08:07 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Jan 18 2013, 07:04 PM) *
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jan 18 2013, 12:09 PM) *

Well, that's handy... huh.gif ...

Gotta hand it to him...

Come on, give yourself a round of applause...Oh wait...

*vomits at all the bad puns*

Somebody give that poor man a hand, will they?

Posted by: King Coin Jan 18 2013, 08:08 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jan 18 2013, 01:07 PM) *

Somebody give that poor man a hand, will they?

http://www.00lol.com/i/rage-quit.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Jan 18 2013, 08:10 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Jan 18 2013, 07:08 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jan 18 2013, 01:07 PM) *

Somebody give that poor man a hand, will they?

http://www.00lol.com/i/rage-quit.gif

Heheee!

*Runs away giggling*

Posted by: McBadgere Jan 19 2013, 06:11 AM

LMFAO!!!... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif ...


Posted by: King Of Beasts Jan 19 2013, 08:10 AM

I what've too much stuff I'm my inventory but unwilling to drop it because there are so many monsters that almost kill me in the oblivion gates. IM GOING TO BECOME OVER-ENCUMBERED SOON panic.gif

I have three lockpicks left. THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!

Posted by: mirocu Feb 8 2013, 05:01 PM

I just finished up collecting stuff from Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim and Fallout 3!

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1565_zps8d61120b.jpg?t=1360263772

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1566_zps650a35a9.jpg?t=1360263793

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1514.jpg

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1528.jpg?t=1359744653 ( I also have the GotY)



Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 8 2013, 05:04 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 8 2013, 08:01 AM) *

I just finished up collecting stuff from Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim and Fallout 3!

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1565_zps8d61120b.jpg?t=1360263772

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1566_zps650a35a9.jpg?t=1360263793

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1514.jpg

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1528.jpg?t=1359744653 ( I also have the GotY)


Sweet dude!

I have the oblivion GOTY edition, but that's it.

Posted by: mALX Feb 8 2013, 05:07 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 8 2013, 11:01 AM) *

I just finished up collecting stuff from Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim and Fallout 3!

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1565_zps8d61120b.jpg?t=1360263772

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1566_zps650a35a9.jpg?t=1360263793

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1514.jpg

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/mirocu/Spelbilder/IMG_1528.jpg?t=1359744653 ( I also have the GotY)



Nice collections!

Posted by: mirocu Feb 8 2013, 05:07 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:04 PM) *

Sweet dude!

I have the oblivion GOTY edition, but that's it.

Glad you liked it! smile.gif

I started to collect only a few weeks ago so it went really fast. At first I only had Morrowind and Fallout 3 GotY along with Oblivion, Oblivion GotY and 5th Anniversary. I felt like having what I consider a complete collection of them, including Skyrim. I donīt play Skyrim though for various reasons.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 8 2013, 05:59 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 8 2013, 08:07 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:04 PM) *

Sweet dude!

I have the oblivion GOTY edition, but that's it.

Glad you liked it! smile.gif

I started to collect only a few weeks ago so it went really fast. At first I only had Morrowind and Fallout 3 GotY along with Oblivion, Oblivion GotY and 5th Anniversary. I felt like having what I consider a complete collection of them, including Skyrim. I donīt play Skyrim though for various reasons.


I tried to collect playing cards once. It didn't go very well kvleft.gif

What's wrong with skyrim? I think it's fun, but that's my opinion. I suppose it doesn't have the same feel as oblivion, but nonetheless it's still a good game. But then again, that's my opinion.

How did you get all of those in a few weeks?! That's pretty fast.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 8 2013, 06:27 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:59 PM) *

What's wrong with skyrim? I think it's fun, but that's my opinion. I suppose it doesn't have the same feel as oblivion, but nonetheless it's still a good game.

It may be a good game but it wants to force me to use Steam, and I donīt respond well to being forced.

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:59 PM) *

How did you get all of those in a few weeks?! That's pretty fast.

ebay cool.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 8 2013, 06:42 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 8 2013, 09:27 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:59 PM) *

What's wrong with skyrim? I think it's fun, but that's my opinion. I suppose it doesn't have the same feel as oblivion, but nonetheless it's still a good game.

It may be a good game but it wants to force me to use Steam, and I donīt respond well to being forced.

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 05:59 PM) *




How did you get all of those in a few weeks?! That's pretty fast.

ebay cool.gif


LIKE A BOSS! cool.gif rollinglaugh.gif

I play in Xbox so steam doesn't affect me, but I can understand why you don't enjoy being forced.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 8 2013, 06:46 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 8 2013, 06:42 PM) *

I play in Xbox so steam doesn't affect me, but I can understand why you don't enjoy being forced.

Well, as you saw I do have the PS3 version too, so if I ever get my hands on a console I can try it out hehe.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 9 2013, 06:50 AM

Skyrim is fun on the console but much more limited. No mods and no console commands. It's still really fun though.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 9 2013, 08:55 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 9 2013, 06:50 AM) *

Skyrim is fun on the console but much more limited. No mods and no console commands. It's still really fun though.

Not to mention itīs my only chance of playing it without lowering my head and succumb to the Order of Steam laugh.gif

Posted by: King Coin Feb 9 2013, 04:46 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 9 2013, 01:55 AM) *

Not to mention itīs my only chance of playing it without lowering my head and succumb to the Order of Steam laugh.gif

Steam can be a pain in the *** but I haven't had too many issues with it. I would have preferred the game Steam free as well.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 14 2013, 10:02 PM

Just started using imgur instead of photobucket as they want to force me to switch to their new, "improved" version and as Iīve stated so many times, I donīt respond well to being forced nono.gif

Having some trouble though with uploading pics on imgur. Alot of the times it just fails and I have to try again. Anyone else having that problem?

Posted by: Grits Feb 14 2013, 10:04 PM

Hmm, I'm having problems with photobucket. Maybe it's related to the "improvements." My links keep linking back to the whole album when I just want a quick load of the picture.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 14 2013, 10:09 PM

Iīm having trouble being on photobucket and not having my computer freeze on me. Why-why-why do they have to change everything when itīs not needed!?

Hopefully imgur will get better for me. I canīt go back to Morrowind photobucket.

Posted by: Acadian Feb 14 2013, 10:47 PM

I fired photobucket about a week ago due to degradations associated with their 'downgrade'.

I went to imgur and am delighted with it. No probs at all using the default settngs. I'm very thankful for the recommendation to imgur that I got from KC. I note that our own Queen of Screens, Victoria uses imgur as well.

Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Feb 15 2013, 12:04 AM

I have had so many issues with photobucket...
I did sign up to imbue, but never used it, maybe I should give it a go...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 15 2013, 05:13 AM

Talsgar the wanderer is a horrible singer!

I want my 25 gold back mad.gif

Posted by: King Coin Feb 15 2013, 05:28 AM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 14 2013, 03:02 PM) *

Having some trouble though with uploading pics on imgur. Alot of the times it just fails and I have to try again. Anyone else having that problem?

I've had that happen before. Try a little later. I don't know if the imgur servers have issues or what, but it happens sometimes.

I bailed on photobucket as soon as I saw their 'beta' roll out. One tiny image size? No thanks!

Posted by: mirocu Feb 15 2013, 05:10 PM

QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 15 2013, 05:28 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 14 2013, 03:02 PM) *

Having some trouble though with uploading pics on imgur. Alot of the times it just fails and I have to try again. Anyone else having that problem?

I've had that happen before. Try a little later. I don't know if the imgur servers have issues or what, but it happens sometimes.

Yeah, I did that later with pictures that failed to upload, and then it succeeded. As much as they make photobucket worse, it never once failed uploading pics and I have hundreds on that site.

Posted by: Kiln Feb 18 2013, 11:06 PM

Yeah, I still use Photobucket but can agree that since it was updated it is a huge pain in the backside.

Posted by: mirocu Feb 19 2013, 04:52 PM

QUOTE(Kiln @ Feb 18 2013, 11:06 PM) *

Yeah, I still use Photobucket but can agree that since it was updated it is a huge pain in the backside.

imgur ftw smile.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:21 AM

-throws a pan at KOB's head-

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 02:27 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 05:21 PM) *

-throws a pan at KOB's head-


A pan?!

-throws a medium sized rock at Liz, and dodges pan-

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:29 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 07:27 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 05:21 PM) *

-throws a pan at KOB's head-


A pan?!

-throws a medium sized rock at Liz, and dodges pan-

Hey, have you watched "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog?" You remind me of Moist. XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 02:36 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 05:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 07:27 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 05:21 PM) *

-throws a pan at KOB's head-


A pan?!

-throws a medium sized rock at Liz, and dodges pan-

Hey, have you watched "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog?" You remind me of Moist. XD


How?!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:37 AM

Because... I don't know XD

-laughs hysterically-

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 02:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:39 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:38 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

AUGH!

-throws a pan at DE-


Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 02:41 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:39 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:38 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

AUGH!

-throws a pan at DE-

What the flying fudge did I do to you?

Don't make me stalk you!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:43 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:39 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:38 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

AUGH!

-throws a pan at DE-

What the flying fudge did I do to you?

Don't make me stalk you!

You scared me!

And get in line XD

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 02:46 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:43 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:39 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:38 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

AUGH!

-throws a pan at DE-

What the flying fudge did I do to you?

Don't make me stalk you!

You scared me!

And get in line XD

Oh boo hoo!

heh, you stole my line! And I'll just cut in front of everyone!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:48 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:46 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:43 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:39 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:38 PM) *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFeLcH6Mivo

AUGH!

-throws a pan at DE-

What the flying fudge did I do to you?

Don't make me stalk you!

You scared me!

And get in line XD

Oh boo hoo!

heh, you stole my line! And I'll just cut in front of everyone!

Shutup XD

I pity the person who actually stalks me.

"Day 35:

She's STILL on her computer writing fanfiction. I give up."

XD

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 02:50 AM

What a loser. Like seriously, who the hell writes fanfiction?

. . . . .I would never do such a thing!


nono.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 02:58 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:50 PM) *

What a loser. Like seriously, who the hell writes fanfiction?

. . . . .I would never do such a thing!


nono.gif

Mhmm. Mhmm.

Sure.

wink.gif

Posted by: Acadian Feb 21 2013, 03:00 AM

*Peeks head in the door*

Wow! They only had flying silverware over on the other thread. Here, there's flying pans!

*ducks*

And flying fudge!

*sneaks back out without bruises*

laugh.gif


Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 03:03 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 02:58 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 07:50 PM) *

What a loser. Like seriously, who the hell writes fanfiction?

. . . . .I would never do such a thing!


nono.gif

Mhmm. Mhmm.

Sure.

wink.gif

Sarcasm ftw!!!!!!

*throws bread crumbs*

QUOTE(Acadian @ Feb 21 2013, 03:00 AM) *

*Peeks head in the door*

Wow! They only had flying silverware over on the other thread. Here, there's flying pans!

*ducks*

And flying fudge!

*sneaks back out without bruises*

laugh.gif

Oh no, you showed up, now we're going to drag you back!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:05 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 08:03 PM) *


Sarcasm ftw!!!!!!

*throws bread crumbs*


GUHH! -shakes self- GET 'EM OFF! Bread crumbs bring birds!

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 03:09 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 03:05 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 08:03 PM) *


Sarcasm ftw!!!!!!

*throws bread crumbs*


GUHH! -shakes self- GET 'EM OFF! Bread crumbs bring birds!

Too late. I see a swarm of pigeons flying toward you . . .loaded with bird droppings!

Umbrella's are for sale. $2 discount.

Posted by: mALX Feb 21 2013, 03:11 AM

Is someone throwing fudge? *sticks opened hand in door, waits to feel something chocolate land in it...*

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:11 AM

Nope!

-drops into fetal position-

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 03:14 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 20 2013, 06:11 PM) *

Is someone throwing fudge? *sticks opened hand in door, waits to feel something chocolate land in it...*


Have a http://postimage.org/image/f4p9on33z/ mALX biggrin.gif

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 03:16 AM

I'll give mALX a cake factory. Take it! You earned it! cool.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:17 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 08:16 PM) *

I'll give mALX a cake factory. Take it! You earned it! cool.gif

-snatches-

MINE.

Posted by: mALX Feb 21 2013, 03:19 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 09:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 20 2013, 06:11 PM) *

Is someone throwing fudge? *sticks opened hand in door, waits to feel something chocolate land in it...*


Have a http://postimage.org/image/f4p9on33z/ mALX biggrin.gif



What? Cookies when there is CHOCOLATE around? All my Valentines candy is gone sad.gif


QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 09:16 PM) *

I'll give mALX a cake factory. Take it! You earned it! cool.gif


Cake factory! FP Union workers? Urk...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 03:20 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 06:17 PM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 08:16 PM) *

I'll give mALX a cake factory. Take it! You earned it! cool.gif

-snatches-

MINE.


Since Liz keeps stealing everyone's cookie....

http://postimage.org/image/4wae1s2ol/

EDIT: and http://postimage.org/image/xk10dxjen/ for mALX

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:22 AM

Awwww.

XD

Posted by: mALX Feb 21 2013, 03:26 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 09:20 PM) *


EDIT: and http://postimage.org/image/xk10dxjen/ for mALX



WOO HOO !!!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 03:28 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 20 2013, 06:26 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 09:20 PM) *


EDIT: and http://postimage.org/image/xk10dxjen/ for mALX



WOO HOO !!!


biggrin.gif

Enjoy!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:32 AM

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 21 2013, 03:34 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 06:32 PM) *

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD


Karma evillol.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:38 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 20 2013, 08:34 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 06:32 PM) *

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD


Karma evillol.gif

Nom nom nom! XD

Posted by: Darkness Eternal Feb 21 2013, 03:40 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 21 2013, 03:34 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 06:32 PM) *

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD


Karma evillol.gif

Karma just took a bite out of Liz!


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Posted by: mALX Feb 21 2013, 03:40 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 09:32 PM) *

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD



Just pass yours this way, I'll eat them.


"Nom nom nom!"

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 21 2013, 03:43 AM

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 20 2013, 08:40 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 21 2013, 03:34 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 20 2013, 06:32 PM) *

My stomach hurts from eating everyone's sweets XD


Karma evillol.gif

Karma just took a bite out of Liz!


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I'm sure I have another pan around here somewhere... XD

Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Feb 21 2013, 10:54 PM

Somewhere in this lot are 3 stories, I just need to figure out which one's which... laugh.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1QGws3N.jpeg

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 04:29 AM

QUOTE(PhonAntiPhon @ Feb 21 2013, 01:54 PM) *

Somewhere in this lot are 3 stories, I just need to figure out which one's which... laugh.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1QGws3N.jpeg


How do you write so neatly in cursive panic.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 04:40 AM

Never mind that, how did he write so much?...My bloody rheumatism would have caused my fingers to sieze and my wrist to lock before I was halfway down one side!...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 04:47 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 21 2013, 07:40 PM) *

Never mind that, how did he write so much?...My bloody rheumatism would have caused my fingers to sieze and my wrist to lock before I was halfway down one side!...


Apparently it's one of those many mysteries that exist on these forums blink.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 04:51 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 21 2013, 09:40 PM) *

Never mind that, how did he write so much?...My bloody rheumatism would have caused my fingers to sieze and my wrist to lock before I was halfway down one side!...

I guess I shouldn't show the boxes and boxes of notebooks I've filled up, lol

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 04:57 AM

*Wails*...

*Gets up and cricks back*...Oooh, 'eck...

*Wanders off using walking stick...

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 04:58 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 21 2013, 09:57 PM) *

*Wails*...

*Gets up and cricks back*...Oooh, 'eck...

*Wanders off using walking stick...

Oh hush XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 05:02 AM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 21 2013, 07:57 PM) *

*Wails*...

*Gets up and cricks back*...Oooh, 'eck...

*Wanders off using walking stick...



QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 21 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 21 2013, 09:57 PM) *

*Wails*...

*Gets up and cricks back*...Oooh, 'eck...

*Wanders off using walking stick...

Oh hush XD


What did you DO to McBadgere?! rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: PhonAntiPhon Feb 22 2013, 06:11 AM

Chuckles laugh.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 07:34 PM

Steady now lads... biggrin.gif ...


QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 03:51 AM) *

I guess I shouldn't show the boxes and boxes of notebooks I've filled up, lol


The wife's much the same...Notebooks full of lists after list... wacko.gif ...*Cough*...Sorry, I meant wub.gif of course... biggrin.gif ...


Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 08:35 PM

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 09:29 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 09:35 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 02:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.

Yeah, well, remember what I told you what happened? With my manager? He was supposed to dictate the raise. Now that he's gone, so is my raise. He kept giving me poor performance reviews, so it's basically not going to happen.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 09:40 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 12:35 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 02:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.

Yeah, well, remember what I told you what happened? With my manager? He was supposed to dictate the raise. Now that he's gone, so is my raise. He kept giving me poor performance reviews, so it's basically not going to happen.


THAT'S BS!

You should really try to do something about that. It's just....wrong mad.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 09:45 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 02:40 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 12:35 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 02:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.

Yeah, well, remember what I told you what happened? With my manager? He was supposed to dictate the raise. Now that he's gone, so is my raise. He kept giving me poor performance reviews, so it's basically not going to happen.


THAT'S BS!

You should really try to do something about that. It's just....wrong mad.gif

Can't do much. If they gave me a raise, they'd cut my hours to compensate for the store budget cuts. Right now I'm at around 40 hours a week on average. I'd probably get cut down to 30 or so.

Posted by: mALX Feb 22 2013, 09:48 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 03:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.



SPEW !!!!

Posted by: mirocu Feb 22 2013, 10:03 PM

Snow, ice and frost bites. Quattro FTW biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 10:07 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 22 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Snow, ice and frost bites. Quattro FTW biggrin.gif


I slipped on some ice in the backyard, and now my back hurts dry.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 22 2013, 10:07 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 22 2013, 02:48 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 03:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 11:35 AM) *

According to the employee manual, I've been sexually harassed every day for the last year XD


What?! mad.gif

You should ask for a raise.



SPEW !!!!

"And WHY do you need a raise?"

"I don't get paid enough to be called the names I get called" lol

Posted by: mirocu Feb 22 2013, 10:18 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 10:07 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 22 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Snow, ice and frost bites. Quattro FTW biggrin.gif


I slipped on some ice in the backyard, and now my back hurts dry.gif

Ouch! sad.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 10:20 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 22 2013, 01:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 10:07 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 22 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Snow, ice and frost bites. Quattro FTW biggrin.gif


I slipped on some ice in the backyard, and now my back hurts dry.gif

Ouch! sad.gif


It really sucks. All the snow in my backyard has turned into ice, and its impossible to get anywhere panic.gif


EDIT:

Random question:

Am I the only one who eats soup with a fork? My sister is currently making fun if me because I eat soup with a fork mad.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 11:06 PM

Yes, yes you are...

And your sister is right to mock you...

( wink.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif )

Posted by: mirocu Feb 22 2013, 11:08 PM

Eating soup with a fork? blink.gif Do you eat hamburgers with your feet too? biggrin.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 11:10 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 22 2013, 02:06 PM) *

Yes, yes you are...

And your sister is right to mock you...

( wink.gif tongue.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif )



QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 22 2013, 02:08 PM) *

Eating soup with a fork? blink.gif Do you eat hamburgers with your feet too? biggrin.gif


Don't mock me rollinglaugh.gif

Yes, I eat soup with a fork. I'm just that weird.

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 11:14 PM

QUOTE(Th'King o' Wee Beasties)
Don't mock me


Hey, you're the one eating Mock-Turtle soup with a McFork McOddball... blink.gif ...



( tongue.gif )...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 22 2013, 11:15 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 22 2013, 02:14 PM) *

QUOTE(Th'King o' Wee Beasties)
Don't mock me


Hey, you're the one eating Mock-Turtle soup with a McFork McOddball... blink.gif ...



( tongue.gif )...


You have a point rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 22 2013, 11:17 PM

Yes, usually when I'm directing people... biggrin.gif ...Sometimes it has power too...*Nods sagely*...

Posted by: mirocu Feb 22 2013, 11:20 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 11:10 PM) *

Don't mock me rollinglaugh.gif

Yes, I eat soup with a fork. I'm just that weird.

Hey man, do what you want. Iīm just wandering how the [censored] you do it! laugh.gif

Posted by: Destri Melarg Feb 22 2013, 11:43 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 01:20 PM) *

Random question:

Am I the only one who eats soup with a fork? My sister is currently making fun if me because I eat soup with a fork mad.gif

I think it depends on the soup. laugh.gif If you're eating a chunky beef or veggie stew then I can totally see the fork. If you're trying to eat tomato soup then you're just a masochist! tongue.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 23 2013, 01:43 AM

QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 22 2013, 04:43 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 01:20 PM) *

Random question:

Am I the only one who eats soup with a fork? My sister is currently making fun if me because I eat soup with a fork mad.gif

I think it depends on the soup. laugh.gif If you're eating a chunky beef or veggie stew then I can totally see the fork. If you're trying to eat tomato soup then you're just a masochist! tongue.gif

I agree, lol. The only time i ever use a spoon if it's a liquid-y type of soup. Otherwise, I use a fork.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 23 2013, 02:00 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 04:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 22 2013, 04:43 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 22 2013, 01:20 PM) *

Random question:

Am I the only one who eats soup with a fork? My sister is currently making fun if me because I eat soup with a fork mad.gif

I think it depends on the soup. laugh.gif If you're eating a chunky beef or veggie stew then I can totally see the fork. If you're trying to eat tomato soup then you're just a masochist! tongue.gif

I agree, lol. The only time i ever use a spoon if it's a liquid-y type of soup. Otherwise, I use a fork.


Lol, id probably try to eat liquid soup with a fork rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 23 2013, 02:07 AM

I like to eat the little bits and drink the broth.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 23 2013, 02:10 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 22 2013, 05:07 PM) *

I like to eat the little bits and drink the broth.


That depends on the type of soup. I don't like veggie-only soups.

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 23 2013, 10:36 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 23 2013, 12:43 AM) *

...Otherwise, I use a fork.


This, of course, makes you a Mrs McOddball... tongue.gif biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 24 2013, 04:48 PM

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 23 2013, 01:36 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 23 2013, 12:43 AM) *

...Otherwise, I use a fork.


This, of course, makes you a Mrs McOddball... tongue.gif biggrin.gif ...


Nah.......I'm not weird. You are, because spoons are overrated tongue.gif

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 24 2013, 08:06 PM

Spoooooon!!!...

Ah, an underrated battle-cry if ever there was one!!... biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: Black Hand Feb 24 2013, 09:14 PM

The Tick....ahhh, good times.

I am Batmanuel. This is what I do.


Not to be confused with Die Fledermaus, but you gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator to be a hit sometimes.

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 24 2013, 11:47 PM

Ah yes, my dark digit-ed friend...The tick and his nigh-invulnerability is one of my all-time faves...

What was that one?..Chairface?.. biggrin.gif ...He made me laugh!!...

Altogether now...Dum-Dweeeeee!...

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 24 2013, 11:47 PM

Okay, okay.

Can we all agree that if you knock something over, you pick it up, right? Because what kind of person knocks over an ENTIRE display of candy and doesn't help pick it up?

My customers, that's right!

Who doesn't watch their kids while they pull everything off the toy shelves and leave it in the middle of the aisles while I'm busy up front?

My customers.

I got home and changed straight into my PJs. I'm not being an adult for the rest of the day. -pouts-

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 12:02 AM

Silly McBadgere and Black Hand! Everybody knows the greatest superhero ever is Freakazoid! tongue.gif

Super-teen extroadinaire! Freakzoid! Freakzoid! Runs around in underwear! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 12:06 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 02:47 PM) *

Okay, okay.

Can we all agree that if you knock something over, you pick it up, right? Because what kind of person knocks over an ENTIRE display of candy and doesn't help pick it up?

My customers, that's right!

Who doesn't watch their kids while they pull everything off the toy shelves and leave it in the middle of the aisles while I'm busy up front?

My customers.

I got home and changed straight into my PJs. I'm not being an adult for the rest of the day. -pouts-


I spent the day being a lion.

I roared(not literally) at anyone who disturbed me, and lounged round the house all day. Except for this morning when I bought my plasma ball tongue.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 02:03 AM

Snuggles and I are watching Dora the Explorer when the sound for Swiper the Fox is heard.

Me: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! Swiper no swiping!"

Dora: "Oh no! Is that Swiper?"

Me: YES IT IS! KILL IT BEFORE HE GETS THE RIBBONS!

Snuggles: AAUUGGHH!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Dora: There's Swiper! say-

Me: SWIPERNOSWIPING!! SWIPERNOSWIPING!!!!

Snuggles: NO! NOOOO! NO! AUUGGGHHHH SWIPER! BIG NO-NO!!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!

Dora: Say it again!

Snuggles: AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!! STOP IT!!

Snuggles: STTTTOOOOOPPPPP!!!!

Swiper: aw, man! -snaps fingers and slinks away-

Me: That's right! messing with little piggies...

Snuggles: BIG no-no!!

MAN that show's intense!!!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 02:05 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:03 PM) *

Snuggles and I are watching Dora the Explorer when the sound for Swiper the Fox is heard.

Me: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! Swiper no swiping!"

Dora: "Oh no! Is that Swiper?"

Me: YES IT IS! KILL IT BEFORE HE GETS THE RIBBONS!

Snuggles: AAUUGGHH!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Dora: There's Swiper! say-

Me: SWIPERNOSWIPING!! SWIPERNOSWIPING!!!!

Snuggles: NO! NOOOO! NO! AUUGGGHHHH SWIPER! BIG NO-NO!!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!

Dora: Say it again!

Snuggles: AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Me: SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!! STOP IT!!

Snuggles: STTTTOOOOOPPPPP!!!!

Swiper: aw, man! -snaps fingers and slinks away-

Me: That's right! messing with little piggies...

Snuggles: BIG no-no!!

MAN that show's intense!!!


rollinglaugh.gif

You should see my nephew when he watches Go Diego, Go!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 02:06 AM

Don't EVEN get me started on what goes on during that show XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 02:08 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:06 PM) *

Don't EVEN get me started on what goes on during that show XD


And I thought Dora was intense ohmy.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 02:10 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 24 2013, 07:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:06 PM) *

Don't EVEN get me started on what goes on during that show XD


And I thought Dora was intense ohmy.gif

He does flips when Diego comes on, lol. he runs into me at full speed and jumps into my lap and screeches 'DIEEEGOOOOOO!!!" XD

And of course, I sing EVERY song with him, mime out whatever I can think of, lol.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 02:12 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:10 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 24 2013, 07:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:06 PM) *

Don't EVEN get me started on what goes on during that show XD


And I thought Dora was intense ohmy.gif

He does flips when Diego comes on, lol. he runs into me at full speed and jumps into my lap and screeches 'DIEEEGOOOOOO!!!" XD

And of course, I sing EVERY song with him, mime out whatever I can think of, lol.


When my nephew watches the show, he jumps up and down on the couch making lion sounds and screaming "AYUDAME!"

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 02:14 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 24 2013, 07:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:10 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 24 2013, 07:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 24 2013, 05:06 PM) *

Don't EVEN get me started on what goes on during that show XD


And I thought Dora was intense ohmy.gif

He does flips when Diego comes on, lol. he runs into me at full speed and jumps into my lap and screeches 'DIEEEGOOOOOO!!!" XD

And of course, I sing EVERY song with him, mime out whatever I can think of, lol.


When my nephew watches the show, he jumps up and down on the couch making lion sounds and screaming "AYUDAME!"

Same for Snuggles XD

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC!!

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 25 2013, 07:12 AM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 24 2013, 11:02 PM) *

Silly McBadgere and Black Hand! Everybody knows the greatest superhero ever is Freakazoid! tongue.gif

Super-teen extroadinaire! Freakzoid! Freakzoid! Runs around in underwear! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!



You bad man! You go to prisonnn!!...

I never said the Tick was the best...That honour goes to Space Ghost!!!...

Greatest crime fighting talk show host in the known universe!!...

biggrin.gif ...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 01:41 PM

I had the strangest dream last night.

There was a pool filled with giant goldfish in my backyard, and I was giving them buckets of shrimp to eat blink.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 02:31 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 06:41 AM) *

I had the strangest dream last night.

There was a pool filled with giant goldfish in my backyard, and I was giving them buckets of shrimp to eat blink.gif

Uhhhhh...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 02:34 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 05:31 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 06:41 AM) *

I had the strangest dream last night.

There was a pool filled with giant goldfish in my backyard, and I was giving them buckets of shrimp to eat blink.gif

Uhhhhh...


I don't even know why I had that dream mellow.gif


Posted by: Acadian Feb 25 2013, 03:04 PM

Hmm. . . sounds sort of like 'all you can eat shrimp night' at one of our Vegas casinos. wink.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 04:13 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 07:41 AM) *

I had the strangest dream last night.

There was a pool filled with giant goldfish in my backyard, and I was giving them buckets of shrimp to eat blink.gif



Swami says: The dream was prophetic. You will go to Sea World in the next 6 months or move to Miami within the next 2 years.





Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 05:40 PM

They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 05:46 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:40 PM) *
They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.

Ouch, what happened to that tooth? Did that get broken or something?

Someone broke it, didn't they? Who broke it? Tell me! I'll kill 'em!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 05:49 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 08:46 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:40 PM) *
They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.

Ouch, what happened to that tooth? Did that get broken or something?

Someone broke it, didn't they? Who broke it? Tell me! I'll kill 'em!


Nobody broke it, lol.

According to the dentist I'm more prone to getting cavities than other people, and I sort of.....ignored that one. For three years mellow.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 05:50 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:40 AM) *

They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.



Kobby, that is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten anything yet today! Uuurrrrgggghhh !!!!!

Sorry you had to go through that though, bless your heart. It has to be painful, maybe stay with your sister till you feel better.





Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 05:53 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 08:50 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:40 AM) *

They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.



Kobby, that is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten anything yet today! Uuurrrrgggghhh !!!!!

Sorry you had to go through that though, bless your heart. It has to be painful, maybe stay with your sister till you feel better.


I have no option but ti stay with her. She's the one who made me go to the dentist and get the tooth pulled. I was going to pretend I forgot about the appointment and stay home today, but my sister came over here with her husband and dragged me to the car, lol.

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 05:53 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:49 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 08:46 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:40 PM) *
They pulled http://postimage.org/image/a7xr3pt75/ out! -roars in frustration-

My mouth is numb again, and I can't eat or drink properly!

Apparently I growl and snarl at the dentist though, lol.

Ouch, what happened to that tooth? Did that get broken or something?

Someone broke it, didn't they? Who broke it? Tell me! I'll kill 'em!


Nobody broke it, lol.

According to the dentist I'm more prone to getting cavities than other people, and I sort of.....ignored that one. For three years mellow.gif

Aww, you can't punch cavities. I wanted to get righteously angry at something, dammit...

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 05:54 PM

QUOTE
Aww, you can't punch cavities. I wanted to get righteously angry at something, dammit...


You can beat the crud outta my sisters husband hehe.gif


Nah...don't. My sister wouldn't like that.

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 05:58 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:54 PM) *
QUOTE
Aww, you can't punch cavities. I wanted to get righteously angry at something, dammit...


You can beat the crud outta my sisters husband hehe.gif


Nah...don't. My sister wouldn't like that.

Yeah, but seeing that tooth I probably would have helped manhandle you into the car if necessary. I mean, look at that thing. Eesh! wink.gif

Posted by: Grits Feb 25 2013, 06:04 PM

KoB, sorry about your tooth. And I am so NOT going to look at a picture of it! wacko.gif

One of the pranks we pulled on each other on Saturday nights in my college apartment days was to turn the channel (back in the day you could actually turn a knob and the channel would stay where you left it) to a community access surgery show that ran all Sunday morning. The first poor idiot who rolled out of bed and flipped on the TV was treated to a scene of raw horror. I’ll never forget the time I saw a wedge of jaw being sawed out. Ugh. Maybe I’ll skip lunch.

So anyway, I hope you feel better.

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 06:04 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:53 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 08:50 AM) *

Kobby, that is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten anything yet today! Uuurrrrgggghhh !!!!!

Sorry you had to go through that though, bless your heart. It has to be painful, maybe stay with your sister till you feel better.


I have no option but ti stay with her. She's the one who made me go to the dentist and get the tooth pulled. I was going to pretend I forgot about the appointment and stay home today, but my sister came over here with her husband and dragged me to the car, lol.


I'm the same way about going to the dentist for anything beyond the cleanings, and hate even them. I tell them I'm a puker as soon as I walk in, warn them that if they get too much of their meaty hands into my mouth they'll be coated in it. They take the hint and knock me completely out for even cleanings. I've never really puked on a dentist, but it makes seeing them a lot easier if you sleep through it.

If your teeth are getting cavities easier it means your enamel is gone - I'd say you drank a lot of sodas to cause that.





Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:07 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 09:04 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:53 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 08:50 AM) *

Kobby, that is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten anything yet today! Uuurrrrgggghhh !!!!!

Sorry you had to go through that though, bless your heart. It has to be painful, maybe stay with your sister till you feel better.


I have no option but ti stay with her. She's the one who made me go to the dentist and get the tooth pulled. I was going to pretend I forgot about the appointment and stay home today, but my sister came over here with her husband and dragged me to the car, lol.


I'm the same way about going to the dentist for anything beyond the cleanings, and hate even them. I tell them I'm a puker as soon as I walk in, warn them that if they get too much of their meaty hands into my mouth they'll be coated in it. They take the hint and knock me completely out for even cleanings. I've never really puked on a dentist, but it makes seeing them a lot easier if you sleep through it.

If your teeth are getting cavities easier it means your enamel is gone - I'd say you drank a lot of sodas to cause that.


I can't go to the dentist without the use of laughing gas kvleft.gif


And yes....I bet it's the sodas. The only thing I used to drink when I was little was Coca-Cola panic.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 06:12 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:07 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 09:04 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:53 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 08:50 AM) *

Kobby, that is absolutely the grossest thing I've ever seen. Thank goodness I hadn't eaten anything yet today! Uuurrrrgggghhh !!!!!

Sorry you had to go through that though, bless your heart. It has to be painful, maybe stay with your sister till you feel better.


I have no option but ti stay with her. She's the one who made me go to the dentist and get the tooth pulled. I was going to pretend I forgot about the appointment and stay home today, but my sister came over here with her husband and dragged me to the car, lol.


I'm the same way about going to the dentist for anything beyond the cleanings, and hate even them. I tell them I'm a puker as soon as I walk in, warn them that if they get too much of their meaty hands into my mouth they'll be coated in it. They take the hint and knock me completely out for even cleanings. I've never really puked on a dentist, but it makes seeing them a lot easier if you sleep through it.

If your teeth are getting cavities easier it means your enamel is gone - I'd say you drank a lot of sodas to cause that.


I can't go to the dentist without the use of laughing gas kvleft.gif


And yes....I bet it's the sodas. The only thing I used to drink when I was little was Coca-Cola panic.gif



That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)



Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:15 PM

QUOTE
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)


I definitely learned my lesson. I'm never drinking soda again!

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 06:18 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:15 PM) *

QUOTE
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)


I definitely learned my lesson. I'm never drinking soda again!


Look at it this way. If your battery cables on your car are so corroded they can't be opened - mechanics pour coke cola on them to eat the crud off them. The next day the junk has been eaten through and they can open them. Think about what it is doing to your teeth now.




Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:19 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 09:18 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:15 PM) *

QUOTE
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)


I definitely learned my lesson. I'm never drinking soda again!


Look at it this way. If your battery cables on your car are so corroded they can't be opened - mechanics pour coke cola on them to eat the crud off them. The next day the junk has been eaten through and they can open them. Think about what it is doing to your teeth now.


Yup. Never again. That's horrible.

No wonder why my teeth are so screwed up panic.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:20 PM

QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 25 2013, 05:04 PM) *
One of the pranks we pulled on each other on Saturday nights in my college apartment days was to turn the channel (back in the day you could actually turn a knob and the channel would stay where you left it) to a community access surgery show that ran all Sunday morning. The first poor idiot who rolled out of bed and flipped on the TV was treated to a scene of raw horror. I'll never forget the time I saw a wedge of jaw being sawed out. Ugh. Maybe I'll skip lunch.

I need to work out some way to do that to my brother. Maybe mess about with his laptop or Iphone...

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:12 PM) *
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)



And in this lifetime, get that molar and all your other dentures replaced with solid titanium teeth, replace your jaw muscles with pneumatic pistons and make it so that you can bite through steel! And from there, you can become a superhero!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:21 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 09:20 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 25 2013, 05:04 PM) *
One of the pranks we pulled on each other on Saturday nights in my college apartment days was to turn the channel (back in the day you could actually turn a knob and the channel would stay where you left it) to a community access surgery show that ran all Sunday morning. The first poor idiot who rolled out of bed and flipped on the TV was treated to a scene of raw horror. I'll never forget the time I saw a wedge of jaw being sawed out. Ugh. Maybe I'll skip lunch.

I need to work out some way to do that to my brother. Maybe mess about with his laptop or Iphone...

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:12 PM) *
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)



And in this lifetime, get that molar and all your other dentures replaced with solid titanium teeth, replace your jaw muscles with pneumatic pistons and make it so that you can bite through steel! And from there, you can become a superhero!


Good idea! But didn't you know I was evil? I can be a super villain evillol.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 06:22 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:19 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 09:18 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:15 PM) *

QUOTE
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)


I definitely learned my lesson. I'm never drinking soda again!


Look at it this way. If your battery cables on your car are so corroded they can't be opened - mechanics pour coke cola on them to eat the crud off them. The next day the junk has been eaten through and they can open them. Think about what it is doing to your teeth now.


Yup. Never again. That's horrible.

No wonder why my teeth are so screwed up panic.gif


Yep. Another thing that causes it is leaving a baby to sleep with a milk bottle in their mouth. When you put the baby to bed, give them plain water only in their bottle. (I guess your neice and nephew are past the bottle stage though).



Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:23 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:21 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 09:20 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 25 2013, 05:04 PM) *
One of the pranks we pulled on each other on Saturday nights in my college apartment days was to turn the channel (back in the day you could actually turn a knob and the channel would stay where you left it) to a community access surgery show that ran all Sunday morning. The first poor idiot who rolled out of bed and flipped on the TV was treated to a scene of raw horror. I'll never forget the time I saw a wedge of jaw being sawed out. Ugh. Maybe I'll skip lunch.

I need to work out some way to do that to my brother. Maybe mess about with his laptop or Iphone...

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:12 PM) *
That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)



And in this lifetime, get that molar and all your other dentures replaced with solid titanium teeth, replace your jaw muscles with pneumatic pistons and make it so that you can bite through steel! And from there, you can become a superhero!


Good idea! But didn't you know I was evil? I can be a super villain evillol.gif

That's fine. You'll need to take out a loan for a moon/volcano/[insert other impractical heaquarter location here] base but I understand that most banks offer pretty reasonable rates for loans these days. Apparently they've stopped bothering to charge interest as half the time the interest money gets stolen anyway.

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:25 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:22 PM) *
Yep. Another thing that causes it is leaving a baby to sleep with a milk bottle in their mouth. When you put the baby to bed, give them plain water only in their bottle. (I guess your neice and nephew are past the bottle stage though).



His niece and nephew may be, but KoB certainly ain't! Zing! tongue.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:26 PM

QUOTE
Yep. Another thing that causes it is leaving a baby to sleep with a milk bottle in their mouth. When you put the baby to bed, give them plain water only in their bottle. (I guess your neice and nephew are past the bottle stage though).


Maybe my parents did that to me when I was a baby kvleft.gif


QUOTE
That's fine. You'll need to take out a loan for a moon/volcano/[insert other impractical heaquarter location here] base but I understand that most banks offer pretty reasonable rates for loans these days. Apparently they've stopped bothering to charge interest as half the time the interest money gets stolen anyway.


Yes! I need to figure out where my lair shall be. You know what they say: *Home is where you hang your enemies' heads!

evillol.gif


QUOTE
His niece and nephew may be, but KoB certainly ain't! Zing!


What was that? I couldn't hear you. Take that bottle outta your mouth hehe.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:32 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:26 PM) *
QUOTE
That's fine. You'll need to take out a loan for a moon/volcano/[insert other impractical heaquarter location here] base but I understand that most banks offer pretty reasonable rates for loans these days. Apparently they've stopped bothering to charge interest as half the time the interest money gets stolen anyway.


Yes! I need to figure out where my lair shall be. You know what they say: Hime is where you hang your enemies' heads!

evillol.gif


Isn't Hime somewhere in Norway?
Damn, Mustard, you're on fire this evening!

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 06:33 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:26 PM) *

Maybe my parents did that to me when I was a baby kvleft.gif


Probably, back then a lot of parents did thinking they were being good to the baby (thinking milk = healthy teeth because of the calcium in it, forgeting it is filled with sugar too).

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 12:25 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:22 PM) *
Yep. Another thing that causes it is leaving a baby to sleep with a milk bottle in their mouth. When you put the baby to bed, give them plain water only in their bottle. (I guess your neice and nephew are past the bottle stage though).



His niece and nephew may be, but KoB certainly ain't! Zing! tongue.gif


Mustard is on his game today! ROFL !!!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:34 PM

QUOTE
Damn, Mustard, you're on fire this evening!


[censored]! STUPID AUTO-CORRECT panic.gif


You're on fire? So that's what's burning in the kitchen hehe.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:36 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE
Damn, Mustard, you're on fire this evening!


[censored]! STUPID AUTO-CORRECT panic.gif


You're on fire? So that's what's burning in the kitchen hehe.gif

No, that was the dinner you were trying to make earlier.

Face it, you walked into that one. tongue.gif

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:38 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 09:36 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE
Damn, Mustard, you're on fire this evening!


[censored]! STUPID AUTO-CORRECT panic.gif


You're on fire? So that's what's burning in the kitchen hehe.gif

No, that was the dinner you were trying to make earlier.

Face it, you walked into that one. tongue.gif


Dinner? It's lunchtime though. It's alright, let me get the fire extinguisher. I don't want to smell you burning up in the kitchen.

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 06:39 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:38 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 09:36 AM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE
Damn, Mustard, you're on fire this evening!


[censored]! STUPID AUTO-CORRECT panic.gif


You're on fire? So that's what's burning in the kitchen hehe.gif

No, that was the dinner you were trying to make earlier.

Face it, you walked into that one. tongue.gif


Dinner? It's lunchtime though. It's alright, let me get the fire extinguisher. I don't want to smell you burning up in the kitchen.

What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 06:42 PM

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 09:39 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:42 PM) *

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-



sad.gif Bless your heart! Try sucking on an ice cube. (don't swallow it whole).

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 09:47 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 12:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:42 PM) *

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-



sad.gif Bless your heart! Try sucking on an ice cube. (don't swallow it whole).


The dentist said I have to keep a gauze pad in my mouth until the bleeding stops. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. My sister sent her husband to get the pain medicine the dentist prescribed. He's been gone for two hours!

THAT [censored]!

Posted by: mirocu Feb 25 2013, 09:52 PM

Sounds like you just did what I did a few years back, KoB. Not a nice experience and the second was actually worse than the first.

Hope your pain stops soon.

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 10:21 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:47 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 12:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 12:42 PM) *

QUOTE
What are you talking about, it's dinner time.

Oh, wait, timezones. Right. Here it's dinner time, y'see.


Exactly, lol.



EDIT:

I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE!!!!! -screams-



sad.gif Bless your heart! Try sucking on an ice cube. (don't swallow it whole).


The dentist said I have to keep a gauze pad in my mouth until the bleeding stops. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. My sister sent her husband to get the pain medicine the dentist prescribed. He's been gone for two hours!

THAT [censored]!



Ice helps slow bleeding, but you can also put ice in a washcloth and hold it to that side of your face if you want. Doesn't work as good as the ice cube in the mouth though.




Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 10:29 PM

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 10:30 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 25 2013, 10:30 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:29 PM) *
Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.

Is that for the tooth or just in general? Because either way, that's good advice.

Posted by: Destri Melarg Feb 25 2013, 10:35 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 25 2013, 01:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:29 PM) *
Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.

Is that for the tooth or just in general? Because either way, that's good advice.

It usually works for me!

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 10:36 PM

Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 10:37 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 01:36 PM) *

Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.


I don't drink alcohol.

Posted by: mALX Feb 25 2013, 10:39 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 04:37 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 01:36 PM) *

Alcohol thins the blood, therefore the site will bleed worse and longer. Don't do it.


I don't drink alcohol.



Have you tried the ice yet?

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 10:42 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?

Nope.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 10:46 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:42 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 01:29 PM) *

Alcohol. Drink a s*** ton of it.


You feeling alright?

Nope.


What's wrong?

QUOTE
Have you tried the ice yet?


Yeah, I tried the ice. It helped a little bit. My sisters husband finally came home with the medication

Posted by: McBadgere Feb 25 2013, 10:51 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 09:42 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 03:30 PM) *

You feeling alright?

Nope.


Hey, I did that the other day!!...

Maybe it's catching...

Seriously though, wassup?... kvleft.gif ...

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 11:13 PM

Just... a whole lot. Eventually I'll deal with it though.

Posted by: Destri Melarg Feb 25 2013, 11:26 PM

@KoB - I'm glad your brother-in-law got back with the medicine... even if it did take two hours! huh.gif

@Liz - Don't break the seal on that bottle! Go for a run or, better yet, prop your mattress against the wall and punch the thing silly for a half hour or so. I guarantee you'll feel better.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 11:34 PM

QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 25 2013, 02:26 PM) *

@KoB - I'm glad your brother-in-law got back with the medicine... even if it did take two hours! huh.gif


I'm suspicious because he walked in with leftover food from red lobster as well dry.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 25 2013, 11:45 PM

QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Feb 25 2013, 04:26 PM) *

@Liz - Don't break the seal on that bottle! Go for a run or, better yet, prop your mattress against the wall and punch the thing silly for a half hour or so. I guarantee you'll feel better.

Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.

Posted by: Destri Melarg Feb 25 2013, 11:53 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 02:34 PM) *

I'm suspicious because he walked in with leftover food from red lobster as well dry.gif

See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 02:45 PM) *

Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.

It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 25 2013, 11:59 PM

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 26 2013, 12:12 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 12:14 AM

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif

Posted by: Kiln Feb 26 2013, 12:18 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif

Because most people dip lobster in a sort of butter sauce.

Posted by: mALX Feb 26 2013, 12:21 AM

QUOTE(Kiln @ Feb 25 2013, 06:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 11:14 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:59 PM) *

QUOTE
See now that's... just... wrong! (so much so that you have me channeling McB with all the ellipses)


Yeah.....I REALLY don't like *him dry.gif



I'd be buttering him up for those leftovers. (Get it? Butter? ... eh, you had to be there, urk).


I think I get it.....sorta kvleft.gif

Because most people dip lobster in a sort of butter sauce.



Correct! (And I LOVE Lobster dipped in butter sauce)





Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 12:25 AM

Oh, then I did get the joke laugh.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 12:25 AM

[quote name='Destri Melarg' date='Feb 25 2013, 04:53 PM' post='154919']
Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.[/quote]
It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!
[/quote]
I need a mattress, lol. Hubs wouldn't like me punching ours XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 12:27 AM

[quote name='Elisabeth Hollow' date='Feb 25 2013, 03:25 PM' post='154927']
[quote name='Destri Melarg' date='Feb 25 2013, 04:53 PM' post='154919']
Guhhh...the mattress thing sounds heavenly.[/quote]
It's a trick I picked up from an old boxer. He used to live in one of those downtown warehouse lofts. His unit had a concrete column sticking up through the middle of it so he bought a second hand mattress and wrapped it around the column so he could get in some heavy bag work anytime he wanted. It's maybe the best stress reliever there is!
[/quote]
I need a mattress, lol. Hubs wouldn't like me punching ours XD
[/quote]

Get him to think of it like this:

If you punch the crap outta your lumpy mattress, it won't be lumpy anymore, and he'll fall asleep faster biggrin.gif

Posted by: Kiln Feb 26 2013, 12:56 AM

I blow off steam with target practice or sparring so I can see the benefit of beating up an old mattress to relieve stress.

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 02:52 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 05:27 PM) *

Get him to think of it like this:

If you punch the crap outta your lumpy mattress, it won't be lumpy anymore, and he'll fall asleep faster biggrin.gif

HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 02:54 AM

QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 03:40 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!

I'm not sure it works like that, lol.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 03:43 AM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 25 2013, 06:40 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 25 2013, 07:54 PM) *

QUOTE
HIS side is already caved in, lol. I married a very large man XD


rollinglaugh.gif maybe if you punch the mattress, his side will return back to normal!

I'm not sure it works like that, lol.


Well that's how in works in MY world rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 26 2013, 10:25 AM

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 03:48 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 03:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!

Cool!

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 26 2013, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 02:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 03:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!

Cool!

I know, right? It's like I'm in the future! Today! tongue.gif

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 04:10 PM

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 26 2013, 04:12 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 03:10 PM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD

Naturally. They're all shaped like bubbles, of course, Jetsons-stylee.

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 04:13 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 09:12 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 03:10 PM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD

Naturally. They're all shaped like bubbles, of course, Jetsons-stylee.

Awesoooome.

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 04:34 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 01:25 AM) *

I'm making this post on a massive touch screen computer!

...

Yeah, that's all I had to say, but this thing is fun. And huge. Like, the size of an LCD telly huge. I can have two windows open at the same time on the screen and they share the space quite comfortably; it's great!


Cool! That sound fun to use. No more irritating keyboards for you tongue.gif

When I got my Mac, apparently I was one of the few people that didn't think it was a touch screen, lol.

Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 26 2013, 04:57 PM

Flying cars. Pffft.

In the benene-pancakes-awesome future of Beneneland, I, Overlord Uleni of the Monkey Kingdoms, have commisioned SPACESHIPS MADE OUT OF BENENE PEELS! My legions of space monkeys will overrun all opposition until this Universe is properly BENENEFIED! All hail your new master, Uleni Athram! All hail the Sacred Benene!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 04:59 PM

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 26 2013, 07:57 AM) *

Flying cars. Pffft.

In the benene-pancakes-awesome future of Beneneland, I, Overlord Uleni of the Monkey Kingdoms, have commisioned SPACESHIPS MADE OUT OF BENENE PEELS! My legions of space monkeys will overrun all opposition until this Universe is properly BENENEFIED! All hail your new master, Uleni Athram! All hail the Sacred Benene!


You dare challenge my title?!

rollinglaugh.gif

Posted by: mALX Feb 26 2013, 05:04 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 10:10 AM) *

Do we have flying cars in the today-future?? XD



How about one that flies underwater?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E4q7p6R3Og


Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 26 2013, 05:04 PM

*outraged gasp*

There he is! The King of Beasts! I remember you clashing with my two trusted Chief-Dragons, Golden Holden and MacDonald Mack! I thought that they did the job A-Okay, but it seems they have failed! Verily, then! I shall have to BENENEFY you myself!

To arms, my loyal monkeys! We have a Heretic-King on our hands!

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 05:11 PM

RISE MY LYCANTHROPES! DESTROY ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!

THIS IS WAR MONKEY-KING!

Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 26 2013, 05:21 PM

*sinister smirk*

Just as planned.

*signals to a nearby gorilla that wears a Colovian Fur Helm and a french scarf*

General Samwise Goodfeel, send in......

*dramatic pause*




The BENENE AIR FORCE!

*General Goodfeel nods and presses a red button*

Hahaha, those pups won't know what hit 'em!

*on cue, a thousand shrieking chimpanzees riding aircraft made out of benene peels appears out of nowhere and lay waste on the Lycanthropes from above*

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 05:26 PM

-panics-

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

-curls up in a ball-

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 26 2013, 05:27 PM

*Moonwalks through the chaos playing a saxophone, protected by the power of Jazz*

Posted by: King Of Beasts Feb 26 2013, 05:27 PM

-while the monkey king was planning an air attack on the King Of Beasts' LYCANTHROPES on the battle field, the king of beasts set up an ambush, and caught the monkeys while they're were unaware, killing a bit over half of the benene Air Force, and causing them to retreat due to being outnumbered...."

-grins maniacally- those monkeys stand no chance against my army of lycanthropes! evillol.gif

Posted by: Colonel Mustard Feb 26 2013, 05:34 PM

*Uses the distraction of KoB's air assault to steal his lycanthrope army's stockpile of sherbert lemons. Saunters away*

Posted by: Uleni Athram Feb 26 2013, 05:34 PM

*crazy grin*

Just. As. Planned.

*blows a whistle, and over half of the Lycanthropes turn out to be gorilla shock troops in disguise*

Kill 'em all! Leave no fur unscathed!

*gorillas fight with the werewolves, and due to the supriseof the attavk, decimates them severely*

Yaaaaaraaaaagh! *blasts wolves with his benene magick*

Posted by: Elisabeth Hollow Feb 26 2013, 05:35 PM

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 10:27 AM) *

*Moonwalks through the chaos playing a saxophone, protected by the power of Jazz*

Take me with you!!!

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