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Fethenwen
post Apr 12 2006, 05:22 AM
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Today I was running to job through the city with my hood drawn up, it was cold so that was normal.
But, then I thought, wow, this is exactly like being that thief character of mine from Oblivion! And music from Oblivion started to sound in my head....
Thank God there was no NPC's.. I mean people on the streets at that time in the morning.
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post Apr 12 2006, 05:34 AM
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you know you've played to much Oblivion when you go to save a game and you've noticed that you played for 131:10:22 wacko.gif (I think that I love Oblivion Too much, hehe).

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post Apr 12 2006, 05:35 AM
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when you dream of talking to deadra and fighting in the planes of Oblivion


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post Apr 12 2006, 06:03 AM
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I was driving home from school and when i parked i was wondering why the space bar wasn't working and i wasn't dismounting.

When i was watching TV and thinking "hey that guy has a bumpmapping style the same as my orc's face."

I woke up and was so tired i was delerious and i wondered if i had a restore fatigue potion.

I put on my shoes which i thought were my boots of springheel jack and almost jumped to see how much higher i could get.





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post Apr 12 2006, 02:15 PM
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I was talking with my wife about my visiting mother-in-law and said to her that she hadn't raised her mother's disposition high enough yet.

I tried to pull the left trigger to block a soccer ball my son kicked at me and caught it in the groin instead.
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post Apr 12 2006, 02:26 PM
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post Apr 12 2006, 05:19 PM
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post Apr 12 2006, 07:21 PM
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I don't even have the game yet and I think that way (on rare occaisions). wacko.gif


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post Apr 12 2006, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE(xycolian @ Apr 11 2006, 11:34 PM)
you know you've played to much Oblivion when you go to save a game and you've noticed that you played for 131:10:22 wacko.gif (I think that I love Oblivion Too much, hehe).
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man, this post made me wonder what my playtime was at... 203:32:55 was my last save... *sigh* lol
the thing is, i work a 50 hour work week on top of that @_@
now to finish the main quest before next tuesday (that's when the next final fantasy xi expansion comes out tongue.gif)


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post Apr 12 2006, 11:07 PM
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post Apr 13 2006, 02:39 AM
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When you think there are secret escape routes in prison cells.

When you stop and your face goes blank at random times, and you say to the person next to you afterwards, "Sorry, loading times are pretty bad, gotta upgrade"

When you wake up and your eyes aren't focused and you say "I wish this game had aniostrophic filtering.."

When you get in trouble by the cops and you yell "PLAYER DOT PAYFINE!"

You say lockpicking is a minigame of life.

When you sleep and then "level up"

You say working out is useless, as everyone else just gets stronger along with you.

When you go around literally wearing glass, for armor, thinking you are incredibly strong.

Someone picks something of yours up, and sets it back down, but you still call the police.


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post Apr 13 2006, 03:52 AM
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Good list, how about these

When talking to somebody you ask something they would never tell you, and they say something like, "pervert!" and you go, "wait wait wait, will you tell me for... 20 dollars?"

when you're playing a game and get tired so you go make a sandwich expecting to give yourself another 30 minutes of tireless play.

When you ask a bum where the best place to sell your stolen good would be at.

when you wear a cowl while doing something naughty then take it off as soon as a cop comes and walk away as though nothing happened.

after getting out the pool you wonder why you're all wet.

Real life women start looking really good.


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post Apr 13 2006, 08:44 AM
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You know when you played Morrowind too much when you feel like saving in real life. I've had that a couple of times.


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post Apr 13 2006, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE(Sunboom @ Apr 13 2006, 08:44 AM)
You know when you played Morrowind too much when you feel like saving in real life. I've had that a couple of times.
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lol me to,

i thought i save the game,
when i was shouting at my mom XD
gounted XD

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post Apr 13 2006, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(Sunboom @ Apr 13 2006, 02:44 AM)
You know when you played Morrowind too much when you feel like saving in real life. I've had that a couple of times.
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honest to god, i woke up the other morning to my alarm... half out if it, of course... and i turned the alarm off and layed back down thinking "if i'm late for work, i can just reload my last save"
... i was late for work that day sad.gif


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post Apr 13 2006, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE(strra @ Apr 13 2006, 09:30 PM)
honest to god, i woke up the other morning to my alarm... half out if it, of course... and i turned the alarm off and layed back down thinking "if i'm late for work, i can just reload my last save"
... i was late for work that day sad.gif
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Did that really happen blink.gif

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post Apr 13 2006, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(HyPN0 @ Apr 13 2006, 02:48 PM)
Did that really happen  blink.gif
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really really

sad, eh? indifferent.gif


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post Apr 13 2006, 10:38 PM
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Lol! Nice examples of how things can go because of gaming tongue.gif

I think I need a serious amount of restore fatigue potion right now... I'm soooo tired... duh, how boring there's only energy drink here.


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post Apr 13 2006, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(strra @ Apr 13 2006, 10:25 PM)
really really

sad, eh?  indifferent.gif
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No not sad,quite amusing actualy!!!
Boss:Why are you late for work?I'l have to cut this of from your paycheck
Oblivion Player:I don't like this converstion *reload*
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post Apr 14 2006, 05:16 AM
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Heh, how about this:

"Well, I don't think we'll be able to hire you for this job, you just don't have the experience we're looking for."

You: "Joke, admire, boast, coerce, joke, boast, admire, coerce..."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"NOTHING'S WORKING! JOKE COERCE ADMIRE BOAST DAMMIT!"


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